UFC Fight Night: Gdansk Gamethread #1

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>Main Card (UFC Fight Pass, 3 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Darren Till
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Jodie Esquibel
Jan Blachowicz vs. Devin Clark
Oskar Piechota vs. Jonathan Wilson

>Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass now)
Marcin Held vs. Nasrat Haqparast
Brian Kelleher vs. Damian Stasiak
Sam Alvey vs. Ramazan Emeev
Andre Fili vs. Artem Lobov
Warlley Alves vs. Salim Touahri
Aspen Ladd def. Lina Lansberg via second-round TKO (2:33)
Josh Emmett def. Felipe Arantes via unanimous decision (30-25 x2, 30-26)

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Bless

Only 1 fight until the GOAT

Artem bless

ASPEN LADD $72,000
$10,000 to show $10,000 to win, $2,500 reebux, $50,000 performance of the night bonus

this thread will get deleted head on to

CE RO NAY

how many bongs are you on?

Lol no

imagine making a thread only to have it not be the thread

this is the thread

I plan on adopting a non threatening posture and wearing skirts

how do you make money off instagram?

>salim touahri
lel good polish name there guy

>born 1991

wtf. How?

kek

SCOUSED

I cant help that shes my type, Hate her voice tho

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Get a shit ton of followers and get sponsors to shill for

I'll have to watch the fight later. Stupid European time zones.

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She's the smelly girl that joined the gym to be closer to Chad.

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she has the kind of face you get when your mom drinks while pregnant

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Why the hell was his name butchered by not Bruce Buffer?

Warley Arrrrrrr?

How does your brain get this twisted slipped slapped fucking goofy gooby gobble mucky yuck sludge brained? Holy fuck what an absolute disgusting piece of shit.

Warlley Alves is likely Brazil's #3 hottest UFC-employed prospect, behind Darren Till and Erick Silva.

What a fight. Literally don't care about the rest of this shite card.

shill

What style of grappling is this?

>getting a tattoo of your boyfriend on your chest

The absolute state of Polish ""men"".

>ree behind her
pottery

What? She doesn't look Finnish at all :P :D

post wmma hotties

Damn that british dude talking about headaches and now I have one.
That's a next level bjj technique

They should have gotten pudzianowski on this card

I thought Ladd was weak as fuck in the clinch but got that takedown so easily, at least she knows what to work on now

I'm sorry man. Hopefully yours heals up quickly and is just a minor thing that came on because you were thinking of headaches
It's the hivemind man

reminder to do the following every healthy day.
- be glad you don't have a headache
- be glad you don't have a toothache
- be glad you aren't sick

This fight better have a heem or I'm going to find one of you and create the heems myself

>Badr Hari going to prison

What happened?

whomst

Artem is gonna bless us with a heem

Lets gooo warlley. Knock out this juicehead embryo

Badr Hari happened

He has been in trouble multiple times. He just gets enraged and beats up people. He has some mental health problems.

It's probably because I'm staring at a pc screen for hours in the middle of the day

pop in me guard m8

too soon

Sodomy is illegal in several countries.

He has assaulted a ton of people

You are now breathing manually.

Had to grab a bite of lunch. Did I miss anything interesting in round 1?

had his mates hold a guy down and stomped on his shin, snapping it

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oy m8 best stick yerself in me guard, I'll give ye a cheeky omoplata bruv, sware on me mum

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Wew lads

touhari telegraphing everything where has he been fighting out of to be 10-1?

Damn I just completely zoned out during this fight
We're already in Round 2

Check this out
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No heems, no bleeds.

It spelt 'swear' m8

>mental health problems

Dude, he's Moroccan. It is perfectly okay to call him a terrorist when he commits a crime/is accused of committing a crime.

Is he suffering from depression

Damn.

I'd rather check Bisping's daughter's Insta tbqhwylad.

>watching mmma
Lol best fight on the card is already finished.

How many times has smile’n Sam Alvey missed weight? This seems like a recurring issue for him. If it’s that difficult for him he needs to just move up to lhw. That division needs more fighters anyway.

It’s always a shame tho when a fighter isn’t professional and doesn’t make the weight they contractually agreed to.

mmmmmmmm

beast

For that I'm going to crank on the heel hook and pretend I don't feel the tap

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Sam "I can cut 35 lbs no problem" Alvey
Did literally anyone think he could make weight? I think the UFC was fine with it because they probably pay him 5+5 because he fights every 2 months and is boring as hell

How much did he weigh in as? I missed it please tell me

He took this fight on short notice and was walking at like 210lb

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He came in on 10 days notice for this one. Saved ths dudes paycheque, nobodys punishing sam for it.

This guy doesn't look Arab

He's literally never missed before this fight lad, and it was on short notice

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Thoughts?

Absolute savage

My thoughts are that you should heem yourself you sperg.

GIVE ME HEEMS THE INNER JUST BLEED DEMANDS IT

Insane boxing

my thoughts are yes you do have autism, and schaub's slowmo bunda jiggle tho

>round 3 hugging after two shit rounds

What about the video though? straight beast for sure am i right my guy?

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awkward hug

Oh I'll give you plenty of heems m8 meet me in glasgow in an hour

Could someone post some Ladd webms pls?

How many WMMA fighters even enjoy martial arts?

I feel is most were attractive enough, they'd just go the typical modeling/actress route.

Right here my guy
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how many points do you get for hug?

Lads I really don't understand it but for some reason I'm feeling heem sleepy

Cards are usually at midnight hours and I'm fine but 6pm and I'm sleepy wtf?

Let's hear your Aspen Ladd warcry

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We divegrass now.

That was a groin shot but the guy is doing a comic opera death routine.

ew

If you kick someone in the cup that should be an instant 3 month suspension each time.

Low test

That dick heem