Wait didn't they qualify for the World Cup? What happened?

Wait didn't they qualify for the World Cup? What happened?

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pizzi

pizza

fucking who gives a god damn.

you couldn't have asked this in one of the 100 other soccer threads on the board?

just had to be a special little german snowflake and make your own thread.

fucking faggot.

Here's How Chile Can Still Win The World Cup

Texas is a football state, not soccer.

>actively encouraging generals
as expected of a leaf

They didn't want it hard enough.

What a shitty "country".

>draw 1-1 against Bolivia
>go cry to the confederation, say Bolivia used a paraguayan player
>confederation gives you the 2 extra points

>Peru realizes it can also demand points (they lost to Bolivia)
>Confederation gives Peru 3 points

>end up being eliminated from the world cup because with those points, Peru finished above you

dumb fucking snitches get what they deserve

just like your shitty "thread"

A FUCKING LEAF

a LEAF, a FUCKING LEAF, he has a picture of A FUCKING LEAF in his flag!

Where do you think we are?

This pretty much sums it up. Chile has resorted to every tactic in and out of the book to "win", qualify, etc. -- and sometimes, as this is the case, backfires.

youtube.com/watch?v=KzAGJd8Y0B0
^ related is murderball à la Chili, this is also the reason noone really is mourning their loss.

It had to be a FUCKING LEAF, hadn't it. Why don't you keep your shitty comments to yourFUCKINGLEAF and leave people have normal conversations, you lousy disgrace of to the Animal Kingdom. I'm LMAOing@your LEAF

FIFA points. They're a fucking retards.

>murderball
>Discount argentina talking about murderball

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reminder

the girl: Russia 2018
wayne rooney: Chile

Why is CONMEBOL the murderball conference?

The only way mediocre teams like Chile or Uruguay can compete agains talented Argentine and Brazilian players

Pizzi won literally 50% titles in Chilel's whole history

They can't blame him

A

>canada
L.M.A.O

This It's either murderball them or completely submit and accept a defeat, just like >you did against Trinitro & Tolueno.

In any case please pay respect and don't put Chilean assassin, tinnitus-inducing, revengeful murderball/literal rape and Uruguay's "equalizing" murderball, pure chivalry in comparison, in the same level, you dumbass.

Uruguayan murderball is a rough tackle or going for the ball too hard, causing kicks from time to time
Chilean murderball is what Jara did. Causing severe to another person only because you can hide it. Look that video there are chileans justifying that elbow. The Andes made your isolated society autistic as fuck

>Uruguay's "equalizing" murderball

nothing happened, this is normal.
it's just chile being chile.

>kicking a player in the shinguards is the same as sneakingly elbowing their temple
'no'

Yeah, he totally went for the ball there

see

seguimos siendo el cuarto país de SA con más mundiales disputados

DELET THIS

There was absolutely no need for that kick and no other intention other than hurting his opponent, and of course he kicked him in the shinguards you autist, he didnt want the referee to notice it.

And if you need examples of urgayans players punching other people, it took me 2 seconds to find this.

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CONMEBOL should get 5 guaranteed slots and a playoff spot in qualifying. Take one away from Africa or CONCACAF

what was that post supposed to accomplish?

are you genuinely proud of that?
it's fucking pathetic.

that's how it worked until the FIFA scandal in 2015.

Guys, not trying to damage control, but its been almost 2 weeks. How obsessed can you guys be? Not even here the worst sport journalists are discussing this shit anymore.

>are you genuinely proud of that?
yes I am

Well, thanks to that chili lawyer, everything is on fire again

>proud of being the 4th country out of 10 in most WC appearances, in a confed that includes both Venezuela and Bolivia

jesus christ you're pathetic

I dont care
I am still proud

Banned in 1994? Someone give me a quick rundown.

they were losing a game in the qualifiers and their gk had a hidden razorblade in his glove and used it to injure himself and claimed it was the opposition fans throwing shit at him and after they lost they complained and demanded they were given the points, but the whole ruse was exposed and they were not given the points, hence not qualifying for the 1990 WC and also banned for the 1994 WC.

oh boy
> italy 90 qualifiers
> situation similar to epic 10/10 Conmebol final round
> Chilel needs to win @Brasil to qualify
> knowing they're doomed, they design the cheat to end all cheats
> goalie carries a hand razor in gloves, and waits for the time to arrive
> dumbfuck monkey throws firework into the pitch, attempts to scare goalie
> CHANSU
> goalie self inflicts wound
> Chileans "pussy out", lol too dangerous to play
the time pass...
> goalie confesses
> Chile banned from that WC and the next
> welp
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Maracanazo

>goalie confesses
Acually, video footage showed that the injury was self-inflicted.

Dumb goalkeeper should've just tanked the firework and taken one for the team.

el fuckingleafANO

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No way! I thought they were back to back champions of america? Sure there is a mistake...they didn't let it slip, did they?

it is literally the same play, and jarita was rubbing Suarez's balls

You have to go back.

top kek

(Tú)
el nideANO

El turkANO.

Uruguayan and Chilean murderball is glorious. It makes the sport much more interesting. That's why I miss based Paolo Montero.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's ridiculous that Chileans are this desperate. What a bunch of cheating hacks.

Dumb, too. They'd have gotten away with it had the keeper actually let himself get hit.

Yeah, he should have "fell on the grenade", so to speak and the ruse would have probably worked

A Shanchez top keks hahahhahah has to play for arse anal and now this top lels

>this one seething cuck that complains in German threads lately
Why are you so mad?

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>America Lite

>imagine making canada so mad they post this
lel

iirc there's a chilean who lives in canada who posts here so its probably him
Maybe I'm wrong.

ch*Loids are subhumans
All hail the new chileans

product of the evil miscegenation

>chinada
>canuckystan
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

kek
how long until literal niggers start posting in MY SP with chilean flags above their posts?
i give it another 5 years or so

Bunch of stupid fuckers

The World Cup doesn't allow individual states from the U.S. to compete.