Which one is at least better?

>bald(almost fucked up but can't fully shave)
>manlet(165, 5ft 5inch
>dicklet which is 3 inch when erect
>disgusting skin(like volcanic rock)
>ugly as a sin
Pick one

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bald

It's such an easy one
Bald is by far the least fucked up feature (for a man obviously)
Power gap
then being small
then having disgusting skin
Power gap
then being a dicklet
Power gap
then being ugly as fuck

Only remain side hair. It looks like fucking disgusting

Like this right?

If you are bald or have bad skin, people will repect you, if you're ugly or small dick, people will still respect you but you won't get laid, now if you're a manlet (5'10 or less) people will see you as garbage, bottom of the bottom, you will never be respected, will never have friends, and strangers will act aggressively towards you because they secretly want you to suicide in order to better the gene pool.

dicklet is by far the worse and the one medical science can't help you with. Women will put up with ugly guys, some even specifically like them because they're manly (think Danny Trejo) but a guy who can't satisfy a woman is an automatic divorce or cuckold.

Like this but can't shave. Would you still pick up bald??

All aboard the meme wagon!
Tchou-tchou!

Yes, then shave
>can't shave
what does that mean?

In pic manlet looks like more alpha to me

You can't cut your hair and always remain like this

Eventually it will all fall out, so I'm still picking bald.

Yes I can cut my hair faggot

No it's remaining forever even if you're dead

saved

LMAO, he trying a chad look while lacking a man's height makes it even more pathetic

Thats fake

bald, think about the brazzers guy, all the rest are irremediables

You have the hair.
Let it grow and become a Moa Imitator.
You will make people happy and earn well.
Asian bitches love dudes that earn well no matter how ugly they might be.

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Manlets, accept the fact that you're below dicklets, skinlets, facelets, and even hairlets.
You're genetic trash. You look like kids.

It's impossible to become like that because he has a half curly hair

>>bald(almost fucked up but can't fully shave)
>>manlet(165, 5ft 5inch
>>dicklet which is 3 inch when erect
>>disgusting skin(like volcanic rock)
>>ugly as a sin
i think you describe purely happy man
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catchy tune