PENS @ BOLTS OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

EARLY BIRD EDITION

Bolts desu

in4penguins

hey thats my OC i just realized

Morning, boys!

Alright lads. I need your best one liners to finish up Virgin Stamkos vs Chad Kucherov.

blooters win 4-3
t.future

>pens lineup

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Kucherov hat-trick

cap this

>niemi in goal
easy win for tampon gay it is then

>niemi
FUCKING RIP

I feel bad for the say cheesy shit and stand there with an intense face crap the players have to do for the sunsports promos

any local area network does that shit

>Lightning pp

This dude is absurd

ONE
YEAH?

>finnish goaltending

C H A D E R O V
H
A
D
R
O
V

SCAAAAAAAAAAAR KUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH

Keep the meme alive, >bolts pp user, it's working!

fuckin nigger ref

>crysby

>niemi
why would you do this

The Chad Kucherov does it again

Based tampa purge the east of the pongs this playoffs please

The hell did Crosby do?

Wonder how many times crosby said fuck right there lmao

yeah I wanna know too I missed it

Ran his mouth at the ref. "What the fuck is that? Yeah fuck you"

>finnish goaltending

He got out of he box and told the ref how shitty of a call he made earlier on the cross check so the ref got salty. Sid probably just didn't wanna have to play today with Niemi in goal

With Finn(s) you (can't) win!

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Eh he turned away from Palat and made himself vulnerable.

still a boarding

Whos happy this man is not in out lineup anymore

niemi confidence boost

>2 on 0
>Don't score
That's a Lightning PP if I've ever seen it

they're a man down tho

It's a meme friendo

What should the team do with Fast Skating Miss the Net Man? What can they do? They're basically paying him to play video games and sit in the pressbox on game night.

yall got some advanced memes

Dammit stammer. No deflection he had that

Blots are such an uncomfy team to play against. Double that with >Finnish goaltending.

I know it's back to back, but I don't think we've ever looked straight up better than the penguins

this is the pens third back to back of the year already and they're down 2 centers

Riley Sheahan WILL score 10+ goals this year. Cap this.

I was surprised they played Murray against Florida. Figured they'd want him in tonight.

dynasties aren’t possible in the cap era. get used to mediocre hockey for a few years.

Lol he's so good
>Lightning pp

t. sunbelt

Letang getting pissT

Reeeeee stop injuring our pk

STAMMERTIME

How big is the quality difference between a fake cap and an authentic one?

Way to slash him kuch. Taking advantage of the superstar treatment. Also
SCARRR STAMKOS

He's taken enough of a beating without getting blamed for losing to the Lightning. Better to feed him a win against the Panthers and blame this one on >Finnish goaltending.

SCAAAAAAAAR

our fucking year

Haha keep playing try hard hockey in October blots. You’ll be burnt out by Christmas.

t. Ex caps fan converted to pens fan

Holy shit that pass

@79134071
Have a [You]

Fucking kek

Pens fan here.

Why did we acquire Niemi? He was shit last season and looks shitty this season.

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pens will ultimately win this game. Florida will be a cuckshed by the end of tonight.

Tampa top line is hands down the best line in hockey right now. No one else can touch them.

I’m not sure how bad he is yet seeing as Sully keeps playing him in the hardest fucking games

79134071

>t. Ex caps fan converted to pens fan
>changing teams ever
Do everyone here a favor and become an ex user converted to leddit poster and stay there.

congrats to Stamkos for being the TB goal leader, well deserved

Gonna watch the pedo St game lads. Keep me posted

mediocre bait itt

>also how and why did we get Niemi and why does Sully keep putting him in games with elite goal scoring desu?

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Hope these are viewable I McGyverd the shit out of them

Vladdy being slick as fuck here.

How could he possibly have saved that?

>n3mo

>another buzzer beater goal
>Pens getting mad

stop scoring as the clock expires you faggots

holy fuck

tfw the bolts are made up of all axed >rags talent I bet they're kicking themselves in the ass now wishing they had this much depth

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR. Will it count?

BTFO

>Niemi

NIEMI IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY GOD. SOMEONE PUT A BULLET IN HIM ALREADY.

how delayed are you damn

>gourde finally scores
naisu

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>finnish goaltending

With Finns you ___

> the absolute state of finnish goaltending

Goddamn I love stammer, he seems like such a happy dude

just wait til he lifts the cup in june

Its gonna be one of those play-well-and-lose-ECF-finals-in-7 seasons

wow have some faith dude

this is our year for sure

i'm pretty confident the pongs aren't going to 3peat and i'm pretty confident the butts are going to be utterly disappointing post-season too.

I've been hurt too many times (and so has stamkos)

>this delusion

>stating objective facts is delusion
>shittsburgh education