EARLY BIRD EDITION
PENS @ BOLTS OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD
Bolts desu
in4penguins
hey thats my OC i just realized
Morning, boys!
Alright lads. I need your best one liners to finish up Virgin Stamkos vs Chad Kucherov.
blooters win 4-3
t.future
>pens lineup
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Kucherov hat-trick
cap this
>niemi in goal
easy win for tampon gay it is then
>niemi
FUCKING RIP
I feel bad for the say cheesy shit and stand there with an intense face crap the players have to do for the sunsports promos
any local area network does that shit
>Lightning pp
This dude is absurd
ONE
YEAH?
>finnish goaltending
C H A D E R O V
H
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D
R
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR KUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH
Keep the meme alive, >bolts pp user, it's working!
fuckin nigger ref
>crysby
>niemi
why would you do this
The Chad Kucherov does it again
Based tampa purge the east of the pongs this playoffs please
The hell did Crosby do?
Wonder how many times crosby said fuck right there lmao
yeah I wanna know too I missed it
Ran his mouth at the ref. "What the fuck is that? Yeah fuck you"
>finnish goaltending
He got out of he box and told the ref how shitty of a call he made earlier on the cross check so the ref got salty. Sid probably just didn't wanna have to play today with Niemi in goal
With Finn(s) you (can't) win!
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Eh he turned away from Palat and made himself vulnerable.
still a boarding
Whos happy this man is not in out lineup anymore
niemi confidence boost
>2 on 0
>Don't score
That's a Lightning PP if I've ever seen it
they're a man down tho
It's a meme friendo
What should the team do with Fast Skating Miss the Net Man? What can they do? They're basically paying him to play video games and sit in the pressbox on game night.
yall got some advanced memes
Dammit stammer. No deflection he had that
Blots are such an uncomfy team to play against. Double that with >Finnish goaltending.
I know it's back to back, but I don't think we've ever looked straight up better than the penguins
this is the pens third back to back of the year already and they're down 2 centers
Riley Sheahan WILL score 10+ goals this year. Cap this.
I was surprised they played Murray against Florida. Figured they'd want him in tonight.
dynasties aren’t possible in the cap era. get used to mediocre hockey for a few years.
Lol he's so good
>Lightning pp
t. sunbelt
Letang getting pissT
Reeeeee stop injuring our pk
STAMMERTIME
How big is the quality difference between a fake cap and an authentic one?
Way to slash him kuch. Taking advantage of the superstar treatment. Also
SCARRR STAMKOS
He's taken enough of a beating without getting blamed for losing to the Lightning. Better to feed him a win against the Panthers and blame this one on >Finnish goaltending.
SCAAAAAAAAR
our fucking year
Haha keep playing try hard hockey in October blots. You’ll be burnt out by Christmas.
t. Ex caps fan converted to pens fan
Holy shit that pass
@79134071
Have a [You]
Fucking kek
Pens fan here.
Why did we acquire Niemi? He was shit last season and looks shitty this season.
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pens will ultimately win this game. Florida will be a cuckshed by the end of tonight.
Tampa top line is hands down the best line in hockey right now. No one else can touch them.
I’m not sure how bad he is yet seeing as Sully keeps playing him in the hardest fucking games
79134071
>t. Ex caps fan converted to pens fan
>changing teams ever
Do everyone here a favor and become an ex user converted to leddit poster and stay there.
congrats to Stamkos for being the TB goal leader, well deserved
Gonna watch the pedo St game lads. Keep me posted
mediocre bait itt
>also how and why did we get Niemi and why does Sully keep putting him in games with elite goal scoring desu?
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Hope these are viewable I McGyverd the shit out of them
Vladdy being slick as fuck here.
How could he possibly have saved that?
>n3mo
>another buzzer beater goal
>Pens getting mad
stop scoring as the clock expires you faggots
holy fuck
tfw the bolts are made up of all axed >rags talent I bet they're kicking themselves in the ass now wishing they had this much depth
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR. Will it count?
BTFO
>Niemi
NIEMI IS SO FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY GOD. SOMEONE PUT A BULLET IN HIM ALREADY.
how delayed are you damn
>gourde finally scores
naisu
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>finnish goaltending
With Finns you ___
> the absolute state of finnish goaltending
Goddamn I love stammer, he seems like such a happy dude
just wait til he lifts the cup in june
Its gonna be one of those play-well-and-lose-ECF-finals-in-7 seasons
wow have some faith dude
this is our year for sure
i'm pretty confident the pongs aren't going to 3peat and i'm pretty confident the butts are going to be utterly disappointing post-season too.
I've been hurt too many times (and so has stamkos)
>this delusion
>stating objective facts is delusion
>shittsburgh education