TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS VS. OTTAWA SENATORS GAME THREAD

First round of the battle of Ontario. Puck drops in about 15 minutes.

Karlsson vs Kneelander

>This province for the ain't big enough both of us

first

GO LEAFS GO

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Been waiting all week for the downie tribute.

>mfw facing the leafs is the only way to sell out the game

>making a fuss about having extra chromosomes

so apparently the lead singer of the tragically hip died.

Gord Downie is overrated and people are only pretending to like him because he died.

Just like Prince
Just like David Bowie
Just like any musician who dies

I could give less of a shit for musicians but when John Dunsworth died that one really hit hard

virtue signalling is a north american value

If memes still mean anything to the leafs, expect Phaneuf to score.

where the fuck is Don

They still mean a lot to the Sens. I'm expecting spicy memes ahead.

>Leafs have tributes for people with down syndrome now
WEW

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Don aint got no time for this feel-good mushy shit.

im watching jeepers creepers, pretty shit so far lads

Do you guys watch Rick and Morty?

yes but shut up and take it to

WUBBUBALUBDUB

Somebody once told me to watch it. So I won't ever.

MISTER POOPYBUTTHOLE XD

>get mcdonalds monopoly stickers
>need 2 of one colour to win $150k
>have gotten the same one of the 2 colours 3 times
it's not fair lads

Let's talk player salaries. Why isn't Karlsson making more than the other players, considering he's by far the best one as well as the captain.

reported for underage

>dion fanöff makes more than a 4 time norris trophy winner

>half in french
>half in english
jesus I hate french canadiens

So ticketmaster still had about 100 seats left a few minutes before 7. Will today be the last day this season that I post the snes attendance?

Because he signed his contract at a time where he was considered very good instead of simply elite. Expect a huge salary boost for his new contract (hopefully with >us)

that cap space will probably vanish when his contract ends

people that need to be traded

He's being paid in potatismos to make up for the remainders; luckily potatismos don't count towards the cap

Just the half of them?

JE MUH SOUVIENS
MUH QUEBEC LIBRE

>Auston Matthews is very Sydney Crosby like

>Could've had Hanifin

>Odds of collecting Rideau Canal: 1 in 91,208,297
Surely the next one will be it

Eeeeeeeeeey hoo

Wow guys remember that time Auston scored 4 goals against the Sens?

Montreal too, if they weren't doing so shit to start the year.

good night lads

I'm going to say it


Matthews is better than mcmeme

>more blue than red in the stands

The absolute state of 0ttawa

>anderson
>andersen

which one is /canadasteam/

Also remember when Andersons wife got cancer, and he came back is very good now. wow

I member

We're in for a confusing night

>2 canadian teams
gee i wonder

Ottawa only has government buildings but no parking space. No one is from there actually.
t. knower

Guys if you didn't know already, but Gord Downie died last week. Very sad news. Great hockey fan

He signed his contract days before he won his first Norris. At the time, his contract was what the going rate was for a premier defenseman. Expect him to either bankrupt the snes or to go somewhere else after next season.

That's an expensive pylon

where could he realistically go?

GO LEAFS GO

Vegas

Not Edmonton, that's for sure

>ceci

where do nhl players who play for the snes live?

kanata is a long ass drive from ottawa city

Kadri shoots harder. He should quit hockey.

>Dion getting booed

God dammit. Toronto has no shame.

And Ottawa has no fans... Except me, who can't afford to go to games at the moment.

Lots of blue in the stands.

I refuse to go until Melnyk is gone. And it stops being so fucking family friendly there

You could say his shots are.. explosive

Mixed crowds are rubbish it's better when each set of fans have their own section

Ottawa season ticket holders are notorious for selling their tickets to Leaf fans. Doing that pretty pays for half of their season ticket package.

americans do not understand this concept

is the cbc stream being a cunt for anyone else
does anyone have the VLC link

I honestly don't know who to root for

I just realized this is a decent game, between two pretty good teams. Feels weird.

for me, it's the winner

I couldn't even get it working today, though CBC hates streaming to desktop for some reason.

So do leafs fans! I've got tickets to the leaf flyers game next week and it's cost me £150 odd for a nose bleed seat

Or maybe it's because we aren't violent shit heads that need to be separated at sporting events.

Fucking swede on this website make me sick. Every single one of you are arrogant pricks.

is just me or the game transmission sucks matthews hard?

I don't see how, if you live in rural Ontario, you could possibly cheer for the Leafs.

MEME
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GOAL
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it was always shit but they really stepped it up this year
>"turn off adblocker, update flash player"
>do both
>still not working

>letting thompsom score on you
>laffs

Sens it is

The media is based in Toronto, they suck the dick of everything Toronto.

If you live anywhere else in the country it's hilarious to watch. You'd think Matthews was as good as Wayne Gretzky.

Gretz wishes he was as good as Matthews.

But he's better than Gretzky...?

>matthews scores 4 goals against ottawa
>elliotte friedman
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT MATTHEWS JUST DID, YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL

It goes even beyond that. Matthews is the first overall pick, so they have to justify it. It doesn't help that he's actually good, but he isn't the god they make him out to be.

Would you cheer for your fellow countrymen (Snes) or a filthy stinky Dane? (Laffs)

>literally have no sports culture other than money and food

But Nylander is in Toronto.

But Karlsson, Claesson, Oduya

Either are we but fans are still split in Scotland

>Americans

Is this supposed to be some kind of bait

Jebus

Imagine, you travel to another teams arena, pay money to get in, only to see your team lose to the home team.

What does he do other than look at your cock in the shower?

imagine, you travel to another teams arena, and hear your own team's chant whilst inside

Don't bully my team's son!

A lot of these Laffs fags live in Ottawa, and most likely wore Snes jerseys when Toronto was still a dumpster fire, but now that theyre doing well...