Kek
Kek
>the onion
>literal fake news
>amerifat education
iChuckled
>thinks we don't get that it's a joke
>austisms
Was just some rhythmic slapping 2bh
I thought Aussies were better at shitposting than this
In all seriousness there should have been a bigger punishment. Like a 5 year ban or something because holy fucking shit. Duke's lacrosse team got suspended 1 year for allegations that not only were never proven, but were later actually proven to be false. Penn State should be banned for a really long time over this shit.
>thinks we think you don't get this as a joke
>autismus maximus
Quick rundown pls?
the ironic thing was that the penn state ban was actually good for them. Got rid of the joe pa regime which should have left in the early 2000s.
Google Jerry Sandusky, Hans
He really really likes touching boys in the shower
>the german sense of humor
>not even allowed to shitpost about nazis
American satire is so incredibly shit, the Onion is not funny at all.
We may be shit at stand-up comedy, but our satire is top notch.
Postillon and even Titanic are both way way better than the shitty Onion.
isnt it illegal to joke about hitler in germany?
>Looking for pedophilia on the internet
You want me to go to prison, right?
Germans are known throughout the world as being the least funny people on Earth. You are not in any position to insult anyone's humour when your entire nation has a stick up its ass. Or a refugee cock in many cases.
Hitler was a real cut-up, you've got us there Helmut
>Or a refugee cock in many cases.
Saying germans are the least funny people while at the same time bringing >le edgy muslim refugee was the most boring and retarded thing you could do. You're probably still laughing about how creative that was. Faggot leaf.
The jokes on both of you desu. the German is unsurprisingly retarded and unfunny but you're the ones responding seriously to his post.
Who will play Sandusky?
variety.com
Since when did Gawker own The Onion?
Also why would they even buy that piece of shit?
Erm, no
Well, Canadians are known throughout the world as being autisticly friendly and yet here you are...
No seriously, we suck at stand-up comedy, but our satire is among the best in the world.
Certainly better than the American one if the Onion is the best they have in that department.
And yet here you are just resorting to 'muh leaf'.
Don't throw stones if you don't even have a glass house to live in Hans.
muh blue bloods
I bet you secretly wish to live in Germany
Taking the Onion as the pinnacle of American satire is like taking the volkswagen as the pinnacle of German engineering
Nobody wishes to live in Germany
This. You really shouldn't engage in discussion anyone who is autistically spamming a thread trying to prove their ""comedy""" credentials.
Okay fair enough, I only know the Onion
Pls provide me other American satirist outlets then
lel
I'm a clickhole man myself, but I'm not sure what you mean by 'satire outlets', I'm just taking it as parody journalism.
clickhole is a subset of the onion.
mcsweeney's is much funnier in my opinion. it's also intentionally a bit more high-brow.
The betoota advocate > the onion
Very meh 2bh
That one actually seems quite promising, thanks, will check it out
Meanwhile, enjoy ours
der-postillon.com
>all of these kids implying the onion isn't good
>touching
He was balls deep in the from what I recall
....My man, this shit is SNL tier satire.
Clickhole is run by the onion. and is also awesome
particularly this one
clickhole.com
Wew, I just realized Postillon is now also being translated into English (at least some selected articles)
Could you please shut the fuck up with your postillon bullshit you fucking autist?
back to aleppo ahmed
>mcsweeney
>feminist comedian Rachel Goldfarb tonight at the Tulane Student Theater
>That feel when you're just horsing around and hugging your coach in the showers and suddenly rythmic slap, slap, slapping starts
>Using the blandest font in your 100,000+ seat stadium
Disgusting
kek I had forgotten that they completely took it all back
That mixed with the UNC thing, the NCAA will finally be gone within 10 years
...
You are not supposed to think the Onion is good after your freshman year in college.
what should they have used, jokerman?
They were surpassed by Canadians in 2015