OFFICIAL HAWKS V. COYOTES THREAD

Where the fuck is Rbo edition

GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND GET HYPE BOYS

Bumping with my instagram photos

Not a sport.

That flag

>Soccer

>Sports

Pick only one

I am alone.

time for the hard liquor

>that flag
>subhuman fat fuck
lel

>cockhawks

I've been getting drunk on this space alien theory shit

Spooky tbqh. The "Dark Forest" theory is creepy as shit. NASA has been broadcasting signals into space for years now. But what if the other things out there aren't necessarily friendly? What if their first reaction would be to destroy us, because communication would be so difficult across lightyears?

Like hunters in a dark forest, it's safest to kill whatever you run into before you ask it if it's friendly or not.

time for heavy drinking as the hawks struggle against the worst team in the pacific division

based sparkle dawgs cup bound these dubs will confirm

>tfw I broke my favorite shot glass
fuck

Or maybe they're all being quiet because of the "Super predator theory".

The last thing you do in the darkness is yell out that you're there. You just expose yourself to things that would eat you.

saddest thing I've read all day fuck dude heart goes out to you

>W-we're f-f-fine edition

on the plus side, homemade simple syrup was a good choice for my daiquiri

imagine being a chicuckan would kmyself desu

fuck hjammer not like this ;-;

I know this feels wrong

>layton smeller

>sharthawks

>the advertisements are flying again

oh fuck domingue is still in net for the yotes, wasn't he the guy who got fucking dominated last season even had an own goal? I built a new pc and lost all my hockey webms and I knew i had that shit

>These terrible samefag bantz from the desolate wasteland of Arizona

This is your only (You) tonight so enjoy it

the fuck is going on with the audio

>6 people in thread
>4 of them reddithawk triphomos
makes you think...

7 and 5*

>Panik holding back on that check against Hjammer

These feels

>skrillex

jesus christ CSN pull it together with the logos on the glass

if seattle got a hockey team would it be more reddit than chicago 2bh

Its almost halloween they are just warming up for the spooks.

this crowd is dead as my sexe life

for a website that 4channers are too cool for, people are really obsessed with reddit

I feel fucking bad for domingue like the dude isn't an amazing NHL level tendie but he is the yotes starter now iirc? That has to fucking suck.

it's like getting traded to the bears

I like to imagine what players reactions are when they find out they have been given the kiss of death and are heading to the bears. Like do they just cry or try to put on a brave face?

is it any coincidence that trips always support reddit? activating my almonds

getting traded to the bears is a great thing desu
chances are you are already medicore to begin with
now you literally get paid millions to be mediocre with no pressure of being anything but

2008 Sup Forums insults:
>"I'm going to track your ISP, come to your house and murder your whole family. Here are authentic pictures from the last family I murdered."

2017 Sup Forums insults:
>"You use reddit homo!"

SOFTIE

GET FUCKED LEDDITORS
AHHHAHAHAHAHHA

>Already losing to the officially worst team in the NHL

F

standard softie
to be expected against the worst team in the league.

i never got the reddit insult
i dont go on there so i dont know what it is like
but youd have to know what reddit is like to use it as an insult otherwise it means nothing
so the people that use reddit as an insult are or are former redditors

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was about to lose my shit if that was a tripping penalty.

That dipshit skated RIGHT over the puck. What the fuck did he expect but to get caught on a stick

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER

was that a fucking power play goal what the fuck is this

Okay you saw that too

I thought I had finally cracked and went full schizo

>louder cheer for an away goal than a home team goal
Fuck the yotes have a solid fanbase

You just hit the these lel reddit ultra maymays with their own logical fallacies.

Might want to change your trip to "Insightful_Aussie_Cunt_The_Wise"

what do you expect when their arena is part of a fucking mall

wait what are you fucking kidding?
You can buy some milk and eggs then just walk into a hockey game?

are you fucking srs?

Well if you want your eggs and milk to go bad yeah go right ahead and do that bud

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wew

Holy shit Mall Yotes BTFO

holy shit that is actually incredible
What is not incredible is this 5 on 3

doesnt get more american than this

based yotes

MORE
MORE IN THE BOX
I WANT THE WHOLE TEAM

Are the hawks fucking collecting penaltys?

What the shit is this?

what
the
fuck

Did that ref just kick the puck to the Yote player?

PARK THE ZAMBONI ON TOP OF IT

holy shit im dying this is 2gud

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man.

this is a clown fiesta

SEAB THE INSIDE MAN

Jeez this game right now

A reminder that during game 5 of the NLDS, Eddie Olczyk gave a message of support for the Cubs and was met with a standing ovation as a show of respect for his service to the city.

It's good to see one baseball team in Chicago putting their full support behind Eddie.

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true, it was good to see the cubs' bullpen volunteer to absorb the cancer from Eddie

jesus that was what almost 5 minutes of pk?
the cubs broke the curse so they can load up on some cancer

>hockey in the dessert

Why cant they just relocate to Milwaukee.

Im not sure if i'm more impressed at the fact the 'yotes couldn't convert after all that or the fact the hawks killed it all off.

we should fraudulently claim to have a bar

>nhl new ad service is pumping nothing but women in gaming ads
the fuck man I just want to watch sports not learn about shit games

milwaukkee is a shithole
it is jst a smaller, colder chicago

Or we should actually get a bar.
Actually never mind, that's a horrible idea. It would be filled with memes and we would drink ourselves out of stock.

>The Milwaukee Coyotes

Sounds... strange

True

Literally the only thing to do there is go to a brewery or to the mummy museum

Otherwise it's just a terrible place to inhabit.

GR: 13
Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

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>IL retards vote in corrupt lib politician #2431
>things go to shit
>do it again
>gets worse
>keep doing it
>gets to the point where most have to move
>alot of them come to phx
IL shouod be nuked desu
But thats partially why but also the arena is in the west valley were only poorfags live and no one wants to drive a hour through traffic over there to watch this shit team play

Ban me

fuuuuck debrincat just got run over

>theres a food and entertaiment district that was built just outside the arena
Wow the UC and its accompanying ghettos are so much better

Has anyone ever told you you're a turd merchant?

Time for a poor English speaking interview

>Uh yeah, John shoot puck
>I tip puck
>Is good

hockey time again

shit I thought that was in

Oh fuck I was outside playing with the dog, didn't hear the game started again fug

do canadiens have cut wee wees?

The ones on my hockey team don't I think baby mutilation is a jew/american thing outside of medical reasons

what position do u play?
do you have to drive to brisbane?

Q needs to make these guys do puck handling drills for an entire day

Hawks used to be known for lightning passes and ridiculous plays coming off of them

Now it's rare that a guy can even catch it when it's passed