Google has now verified that our history is, in fact, a brazen lie created by the Swedes...

Google has now verified that our history is, in fact, a brazen lie created by the Swedes. In reality the Finnish state predates that of Swedes by almost a century.

d-delete this pekka

wtf

>tfw older than sw*den

>tfw we were actually fighting ourselves all these years

>denmark
>fighting

why was germany invading everyone?

autism

bored

They got caught using doping and got all of their existence before 1995 wiped.

>mfw i see swedes making fun of america for being founded in 1776

They were desperate to show the world that they were relevant.

S T O P

>implying fighting an already lost fight against a nation 20 times larger than you is a smart idea

>anime has a deeper history than Sweden

It's okay Sweden you're a big boy

STOOOOOOOOOP

Norway lasted 62 days against the invasion and you lasted

>tfw wasn't recognized as a nation until we joined globalist EU

DES

Norway is such a great country, they stopped the nazis from getting the atomic bomb
thanks :3

>there are billions of people who are older than sweden living RIGHT NOW

Were you guys trying to hold out for Britain to show up, though? Seems like Denmark had no one, so it would have been a futile fight.

>norway is 8 times larger than denmark and is almost entirely mountains
hmmm... I wonder what took the germans so long...

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We singlehandedly wrecked one of Kriegsmarine largest ships, we stopped the Germans getting D2O out of Norway for nuclear weapons use, and we let the Russians fuck the Germans up in northern Norway. The biggest point of resisting the invasion was letting the Royal family escape over to Britain, the resistance groups were commanded from there.

They were probably busy fondling danish boobies.

I still don't understand why germany decided to invade the entire continent.
What was the explanation?
They had to sell this to the world, right?

>Portugal
>5 October 1910

wtf is this bullshit?

We were entirely on our own due to being neutral, that's why it was retarded to even attempt to put up an actual fight, it would have killed hundreds of thousands of civilians.

Pic for comparison, Norway stood a much better chance.

>The biggest point of resisting the invasion was letting the Royal family escape over to Britain, the resistance groups were commanded from there
Ah, ok. I wasn't trying to belittle Norway accomplishments or anything, just figured Norway had a bigger reason for fighting the nazis, which it sounds like Norway did.

Muh lebensraum and Germany was piss poor at the time; they really could not get many of the materials they needed, both for civilians and for the invasion of Poland/CZ
Yeah, the initial resistance was to let the Royal family escape. After that it was about continually ruining as much of the German war effort in Norway by sabotaging ships, convoys, their D2O smuggling and the iron ore that the retarded Swedes were shipping out to them.

Didn't the allies try the appeasement because they thought Germany would go bankrupt in a few years?

Yes, they thought Hitler would shut up and be happy if he got to keep running a country. He just had to waltz into Czechoslovakia and Poland out of spite though.

>im gonna get raped, so I might as well enjoy it

Hahaha wtf nigga you younger than The Lion King

>Dano-Swedish War may refer to one of many wars between Denmark-Norway and Sweden or just wars between Sweden and Denmark:
>The war against Valdemar Birgersson (1274-1275)
>6000-mark war (1276-1278)
>Dano-Swedish War (1470–1471)
>Dano-Swedish War (1501–1512)
>Swedish War of Secession (1521–23)
>Northern Seven Years' War (1563–70)
>Kalmar War (1611–13)
>Torstenson War (1643–45)
>Parts of the Second Northern War:
>Dano-Swedish War (1657–1658)
>Dano-Swedish War (1658–1660)
>Scanian War (1675–79)
>Great Northern War (1700–21)
>Theater War (1788–89), part of the Russo-Swedish War of 1788–90
>Parts of the Napoleonic Wars:
>Dano-Swedish War (1808-1809)
>German Campaign (1813–1814) during the War of the Sixth Coalition

wew lads

>His country lost a World War

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Holy kek

Why are Scandis so violent and quarrelsome?

it gets even better if you add all the shit from the viking age

>tfw many centuries olders than Sweden

>tfw no sexy blond 22 year old country
reeee

by this logic the uk will be founded soon

>There exists an inherited cultural competition between Sweden and Denmark.
>From 1448 to 1790 the two kingdoms were at war nearly at every chance, in more than one case a new king trying to prove his worth by waging war on the other country for little or no political reason.

Who won the most?

Their far-leftism, especially regarding love for non-European foreigners and homosexuality, is just another manifestation of their urge to cause trouble.

As far as I know, Scania is swedish, not danish.

Hmm yes very good deduction Sherlock

>conquered by hakkapeliitta

It gets easily boring otherwise
the vikings really just went abroad to kill autism christians because they were tired of doing nothing all day.

hi is this the ww2 thread?

HAKKAA PÄÄLLE

>A Link to the Past is older than Sweden

FUCKING HELL

autism

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