Chicago Police Robert Thread #6

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

who is robert?

FIRST FOR ROBERT

These threads fill up crazy fast

first for Rosa BATSHIT Crazy

First for Robert

Is that Robert?

1132 robert

loud muffler nig still cruising

nigger spotted, robert

>shiny rims
>loud muffler

AYO HOL UP

CHECK
YO
DUBS

Holy shit there's a lot happening at once.

7th for RIP 2nd floor babby

the first 90 posts are people first for roberting

>kids playing basketball
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS

Check your keys mean check your mics. Like it means someone's walkie talkie is still on

What does check your keys mean

>person stabbed now

kek

>man beating up female in street
kek

Male beating up female? THE BOYFRIEND ISN'T GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!

...

Nth for ROBERT

>BLACK PICKUP
>SHINY RIMZ
>SHOTS FIRED

>BATTERY IN PROGRESS
>CHICK GETTING BEAT BY HER DUDE

nth for Robert, Robert.

STABBED
BATTERY IN PROGRESS
ON THE STREET

Deez nigs be doin dem crimes fast

>stabbing
>BATTERY

>FEMALE GETTING SHIT KICKED IN BY PIMP

>Male beating up female.
>Stabbing.

Oooh boy, it's picking up.

Who plays basketball at 1:45 am on a Wednesday?

beating his bitch up on the street

stabbing~!

ANONYMOUS

THEY KNOW

stuck radio mic.

We got a stabbing and someone beating up a female on the street

>male beating females on the street
damn, robert

see

ill just leave these here

If the Zone 10 guy is here, do a comm check on the scanner to prove it

damn keeds

FUCK YOU CLARISSA

FUCK YOUUUUUU

Niggers, obviously.

Open Key = someone has their mic trigger depressed on their radio, and it's broadcasting on the channel. Radio shitposting.

...

>Kilbourn & Washington

KILLER K'S AT IT AGIAN

dey din do nuffin, dey gud boyz goin ta church n sheeit

just say robert, robert.

ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE


PRAISE KEK

>Radio shitposting.

kek, Robert

I bet the cut muffler nigger thinks he's hot shit.
>shiiiieeet cuz, watch me be a complete asshole to everyone in a 3 mile radius as we cruz the blok

Does the Republican governor have no control over Chicago?

dey was finna get they life back on trizzack

Black people ranging in age from 10-15. Over 15 they are stoned or out committing crime.

Clarissa getting her ass beat for cheating now

White preachers

Oh shit singing faggot makes an appearance. I need more!

Just about zero

WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE

>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
>MALE WHITE
STORMFAGS BTFO

Meanwhile, Clarissa still taking prepped bull dick, robert

its a dem

Zone 10 is the best zone

Wow you racist

Are you listening? Nobody has control.

>whites battery

IT'S THE CHEATING HO, CLARISSA

Abosolutely none.

Governors don't usually step on local governments' toes. City Government doesn't like it when the State starts sticking its nose in their business.

Nah nigga the cuck was calling from New York

Jesus Christ

this fucking city is a god damn war zone

its like full blown gta nonstop

how is this shit real

Oh fuck did i miss some of the cuckening?

Robert runs this town

That Clarissa bitch deserves everything comin' to her

34 ROBERT

She hit him first, most likely.

First for
>there's no-thing else~
robert

Cop-user, hook me up with one of the dispatch ladies

>mfw i hear niggers be dyin' and sheeeit

Kek, good one.

The mayor's a Dem. Governor's a Republican

Who the fuck is Robert?

When he said Zone 10 he meant Districts 10 and 11 comms not the neighborhood

Get cucked, Robert.

Because Chicago is Little Liberia.

>how is this shit real

With niggers anything is possible

Holy shit that feedback.

shit wtf happening to the radio

robert

Guy called the cops saying he had tried to call his GF but a man answered
cops called the GF, she said she was with her "boyfriend"
top kuk

The best Chicago cop you'll ever hear about.
He's so damn awesome they constantly say his name to become better themselves.

I am

SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN
>SHITS GOING DOWN

now a guy is beating up a woman in the streets

Clarissa just cant get enough of that Tyrone dicking. Couldnt wait for her boyfriend to leave for New York in search of better job prospects so she could reap the benefits of rich whitey and big dick Tyrone at the same time

The more you know. Thanks, robert

repeating digits confirm

>female caller getting spooked

LITERALLY NOTHING IS HAPPENING

>tyrone

>not Robert

Robert is an idea.

Trips of truth, Robert.

Trips checked. If anyone still doesn't know who Robert is, and what keys are, they need to research themselves cause they ain't with the shits

I WILL NOT BE KEKED AGAIN CLARISSA! THIS WILL NOT STAND!

...

anytime Robert

Nothing comfier than ambient music and the Chicago police scanner before bed.