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Have a Skopje pic

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where are the bike paths?

>мyзикaлнa имитaция

>кв. Haдeждa

>musikalna
???

>shitfia

shitfians btfo

Dunno
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aka drunk g*mmunist selyak quarters

worst place to live

you should see my city

the mayor there decided it's a smart idea to paint "look both ways" on each zebra crossing

Before balk

>Hate albanians
>Suspect we are bulgarians
>Like greece and yugos
>Have no opinion on turkey

After balk

>Like greece more
>Albanians grow on me
>Accept bulgarian origins
>Love all yugos, even bosniaks
>Have respect for romania
>Become pan-balkan federalist

skopje has bike paths, delete this subhuman slum from the thread now

>pan-balkan federalist

so you became autistic

>мaй e вpeмe вeчe дa cи хoдя във Haдeждa, Haдeждa
It's one of the more remote parts of Sofia

youtube.com/watch?v=Stw4BD9kQJA

you are literally me

balkan federation is the only viable option in order to combat amerisharts, eucucks and r*sshits

Before balk

>Hate Albanians
>Hate Bulgarians
>Hate FYROMians
>Hate Turkey
>no opinion on yugos
>Like Romania
>like Serbs

After balk

>Hate shqips even more
>Hate tatars even more
>Love my macedonian brothers
>Lamoooo cucks t b h
>Hate kurvats, slavenians and poosniaks
>Hate Transalbania
>become an Islamic cCcocialist

why do you need a federation to fight the world powers tho

all you need is good relations and lack of cuckoldry

Why is Bulgarian so funny? Sounds and looks like Russian, but spoken by a retard who doesn't know how to write and spell russian words.

shut the fuck up basil

t. OBSESSEDlad

before balk

>know nothing about the balkans

after balk

>know funny memes about the balkans

I don't mean political balkan federation, I'm just saying I wouldn't mind because I like all the balkan ethnicity now

I wouldn't mind if we merged in one big country

t. bayzel littlefinger

wtf is ricola vodka?

Why is Albanian so funny? Sounds and looks like nothing.

nope I'm XpoZed (aka Saul)

We all know Lyulin is the #1 place in sofia

me tbx

>balkan ethnicity
>wouldn't mind if we merged in one big country
you are 12 years of age or younger

my nigga

as expected of a s*rve

Who is Albanian? Кeк, нe бyдь тaким глyпым Бacил Tpaянoв Бaянoв, мнe нa caмoм дeлe нpaвитcя бoлгapcкий. Пpocтo звyчит cмeшнo для влaдeющeкo pyccким.

sorry *ethnicities

Everyone who's against things like Balkan federations and EU federations is 12 years old and just landed on Sup Forums

stfu nigeria with snow

>tatarian damage control
we're not friends, Boril
we'll never be

NIGERIA WITH FUCKING SNOOOW

i fucked a girl from cCcelanik once

so you wanna have your own yugoslav version of the EU again huh

gee i wonder how that'll play out

good for you

B-but I agree with you on that, bro. Russia is a shithole, that's a common knowledge. Even Russians themselves know that, they're just a bit tsundere to admit that.

a-are you a cute sissy boy

are you cheating on vlad?

funny thing is that since the last nigeria with snow stats were published, nigeria's population grew by 40 fucking million

and russia has made significant steps to distance itself from its nigerian cousin

if the gap between the two was small in 2010, it's significant now

Nigeria was 146 million in 2007. It grew by 40 million in 10 years. Jesus fucking Christ.

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cuckoldry
I don't want a pan-SlavoGermanoFrancoAnglic state

you can't have the last one

too many chockos

this will lead to a north-south divide

efendi actually died in kurdistan

No he didn't
I talked to him yesterday

northern pci for southern bulls

Nah the south-north divide is a recent Banker trick

The South easily produces the same as the North. As long as it's not dragged down by currency manipulation that fucks up their standard of living.

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shkup is so nice..i wish i was from there

It was a impersonator secret agent from the anti-gulenist homefront. You've been cheated.

b-but he told me all those plans for a Gulenist takeover

Dude, living in Germany at EUR2K per month is not a good experience. We are OK, as long as you are in the top 25% of earners.

>He doesn't realize the South only started to decline after the introduction of the Euro
>Italy was richer than UK in the 90's

Educate yourself pleb

>UK
now those Pajeet cocksuckers, they need to burn

USA x Indonesia following this cherry picker chart.
>POP
325,709,000 x 261,890,900
>Gini Index
41.06 x 39.47
>Life expectancy
75.90 x 72.7
>murder rate per 100k
4.88 x 0.50

Not hard cherry pick using arbitrary values.

shut the fuck up macaco

Turkish Nigeria triggered from FACTS
Face it, Russia is the future

rare

dont use this turkish name

Why are there Protestants near Romania?

I will speak in defense of the US of A, having never visited an Asian country other than India. They are alright.

What killed like 5,000 people during the latest disaster in Texas would have killed hundreds of thousands in Asia. That is a good enough metric for me, when it comes to quality of life and the value of humans.

kelly @2:30, @3:10
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this video is more entertaining

youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_omZtXc

lots of stuff to protest against

>Kim Jong Un, divine leader of Best Korea, is mad at your cunt, and detonates a 100KT warhead over the historical center of your city. How fucked are you?
I will survive, it will only break all my windows.
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Kosovo vs Finland here
Meet some fins and treated a fin qt with a drink
AMA

shitfia deserves a 100MT nuclear warhead

The balkan North Korean embassy is in sofia

If no one ends up dead, you are all provinciali.

Can I come too?

Alexander Nevski cathedral is also in fucking Sofia, that does not make me feel good. The staff's families will understand.

Sure
Albania vs Macedonia there must be p boring
Im momentally Eyeing this fin girl and am hoping to be brave enough to go for it

So you're shitposting from the bar?

I know someone who thinks that life in Germany with 1K EUR would be bliss. I keep telling him that he won't survive and that he'll be left with nothing after rent, travel expenses and food, but he begs to differ. What's with unskilled gastarbeiters and pedestalizing Germoni?

no, from the PC
the next few posts will be about how he's banging her

kek i read "nullsecurity.org" at first

i worked for 1k~ this summer but i had 0 traveling and rent expenses. only food and that shit was cheap

I was not talking shit about america. Just proving that those cherry picking charts are dumb.

It's the same with unskilled emigrants and the UK. They live in a two-room apartment with six other people.

xpozed will be away from Sofia in his granddad's house in Bpaчaнcкo by the time the sun rises from the West (Sofia Airport)

provinciali subhuman

What did you pay tax-wise lad? I just read that annual incomes up to 7k EUR get 0% tax, and 15% tax for up to 50k EUR / year.

>xpozed is from severozapada
lmao.. being a numale is hard enough, but imagine being a numale in the northwest

life must be hard. at least he has money.

no fucking idea man. i worked for my relatives and got my money at the end of each month.

>no tax
>no rent
That's more like EUR2.5K

We are about to organize the balkan chapter on twitter

Just letting you know it's happening

Yep. There's 4 TVs here and two are giving Kosovo Finland and two Macedonia Albania
I see we did a goal

>its okay for a girl to say "my girlfriend and i are going out for drinks"
>it's gay when a guy says "my boyfriend and i are going out for drinks"

that's because wommens often have more male friends than female, because they are poisonous beings and hate each other, so when a girl says "friend" you imagine a friendzoned boy

>they are poisonous beings and hate each other
that also describes men lol

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I font expect banging her
I'm just one of those guys that have a fetish international grills, even if just talking and flirting
Every match Albania has with other countries here I just go around Pedonale's bars with 2-3 frnds looking for international qts
I've never banged a foreign b4 tho

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>Bulgarians were stupid enough to make this guy famous
>Everyone here knew he was a joke from the start

no, lad, I'm sorry, despite what other losers on /r9k/ told, that's not how things work out

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