yes I am Italian, and no I don't know how to make a pizza, I don't have relatives in the mafia, no I don't leave the gun to take the cannoli, no I don't say "I'm walking here", I don't do that stereotypical gesture while talking, no I don't talk like badipi boopi, no I don't have a moustache, my name's not mario or luigi, no my cousin is not named vinny or vito, no my grandma doesn't force me to eat, no I don't like wine and I don't dance to tarantella, no I don't smoke, no I don't put meatballs on pasta, no I'm not always happy, no I don't drive a vespa, no I don't say mamma mia with that retarded supermario intonation, yes I can speak English, no I'm not a manlet, I don't say "ciao bella" and finally no, I'm not le latin lover meme.
Italy and Italians are cool. I hope I can visit it someday.
Jordan Ross
That was a good summary
Blake Moore
I don't care
Henry Sanders
>I don't know how to make a pizza At this point, it's sad.
Dylan Jenkins
Actual Italians do all those things, you're not an Italian. You're just a faggot still trapped in Europe
Italian Americans are the authentic Italians, Tony Soprano is more Italian than anybody your society has shat out since Mussolini
Evan Stewart
t. reddit
Gabriel Davis
>italians are not italian >americans are italian
Jordan Diaz
Kys op This
Bentley Long
mamma mia
Charles Wright
Is this a pasta?
Wait, oh shit... I'm a genius
Leo Lewis
who cares? we dont
Zachary Rogers
this
Aaron Scott
It's the truth. A nation's worth can be accurately measured by the quality of its American diaspora, as America is the enhancement of all peoples
Italian Americans are the highest form of Italian culture and the Italian race, just as Chinese Americans are the highest form of Chinese culture and the Chinese race, Irish Americans, etc
Hunter Williams
Do you live at home with mamma and have her serve breakfast to your bed?
Joseph Barnes
no I'm not italian I'm romanian
Leo Harris
the bait is too strong
Matthew Powell
I'm dead serious, I sincerely believe this. America, when it's properly working, is basically a great big social filter that siphons the top performers in each national culture and economy and combines their efforts into a single gigantic conglomerate
Those who can make it out are the smartest and most successful of their former societies. This is why American universities, American films, the American government, are all the most advanced and powerful on the planet
Carson Rogers
can you fly after running for a while?
Jace Mitchell
Almost all of those are New York Italian stereotypes though.
Nolan Martin
>americans are literally this fucking retarded
Parker Reed
>"americans are literally this fucking retarded, "he said in American English using the American internet to discuss American politics on an American website
Nathaniel Evans
>American English
Austin Gray
>American English
Justin Barnes
And our children are going to fug you up¡ Estados Unidos de America!
Dime si puedes ver....
Spen.
Chase Foster
>shitalian
lmao
Gavin Turner
Your post was good until the second line.
You sound like a limp-wristed faggot and you should probably kill yourself, but, knowing this is a pasta, I don't really care.
Levi Torres
yes I am Italian, and I know how to make a pizza, I have relatives in the mafia, I leave the gun to take the cannoli, I say "I'm walking here", I do that stereotypical gesture while talking, I talk like badipi boopi, I have a moustache, my name's mario or luigi, my cousin is named vinny or vito, my grandma forces me to eat, I like wine and I dance to tarantella, I smoke, I put meatballs on pasta, I'm always happy, I drive a vespa, I say mamma mia with that retarded supermario intonation, no I cant speak English, yes I'm a manlet, I say "ciao bella" and finally yes, I'm le latin lover meme.
ok? thank you
Jaxson Hernandez
Honestly? This is a good thing.
More men should send their wives and lovers to breed with Italians. There's a reason why the Roman Empire was the greatest civilization in human history and why almost every modern invention/ technology has been founded by men and women of Italian descent because,to put it bluntly,they are the master race. Europeans would still be muck savages like Africans if the glorious Roman had not shared their superior intelligence and resources with us. Italians in modern society still create the greatest cars, cinema, electronics, cuisine, and people (Fact: Italians are the most beautiful people alive.)
Every European man should allow their lover to breed at least one child with an Italian male. Ideally all future children should be bred this way but the primitive "male pride" that still festers in the less advanced Europeans prevents us from achieving this ideal world. A European woman should be allowed the glory and pleasure of feeling an olive-skinned Italian pump his hot superior seed into her womb at least once in her life and the European men should fulfill their duty as lesser beings and raise this Italian man's child and supply him with whatever he desires.
I'm afraid that here in America we only have the good grace of having a large Italian diaspora. I truly wish for the day where Italian men flood our shores and force themselves onto our women. We can only sit and wait for our Italian stallions to come.
Parker Adams
>not gesturing How do people even understand you?
Easton Adams
The power of this bait has created a localized rupture in spacetime at my current location.
Wyatt Turner
And you also have Black skin, your name is Jamal and you come from Somali.
Leo Scott
are chicanos the ultimate mexican
Michael Stewart
gabagool
Joshua Gutierrez
I unironically make the gesture sometimes
Nathan Edwards
>I don't do that stereotypical gesture while talking >no my grandma doesn't force me to eat All the rest might be fine but these are objectively unforgivable and make you notItalian
Justin Flores
I'm Italian too and hope everyone on this board gets cancer.
Wyatt Evans
you are such a fucking loser
kys
Cooper Miller
I'm Somali, and my boipussy is only for BIC.
BIG ITALIAN CANNOLI
Fuck me hard Il Duce!
Nathaniel Williams
...
Luke Martin
>no I don't say "I'm walking here"
beta af
Samuel Cox
lol you're a Luigi
Jaxon Richardson
Somali women are the sole possession of italian stallions
Jayden Ramirez
cute desu refugee status should be restricted to young females and everything is fine
Ian Reed
>I don't know how to make a pizza >I don't like wine >I don't put meatballs on pasta Didn't knew they had nu-males in Italy
Xavier Harris
>my grandma doesn't force me to eat I'm sorry that your grandma doesn't love you.
James Hughes
Northern "Italians"
Henry Russell
stop lying, Vinny we all know you do all of these things
Cameron Lee
Id agree with this in some, but not all, cases. Germans deffinitely fit into this description. German Americans are more German than Germans in modern Germany, for example. "Germans" in modern Germany are nothing more than kike-puppets who despise their own national identity. Sad, really.
Elijah Powell
Yes, I'm Brazilian, and I didn't cheap off any head today. I don't eat sopa de macaco. I don't play soccer. I never went to any favela. I'm not commie. I don't speak Spanish. I don't laugh with "HUEHUEHUE" and I don't like Caipirinha. 85% of the Liveleak videos that say "in Brazil", aren't in Brazil.
Jackson Reed
>I don't say "ciao bella" But do you sign it, Giuseppe?
