Chicongo nightly scanner thread, MACHINE GUN NIGGER edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
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>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs
amren.com/news/2015/07/new-doj-statistics-on-race-and-violent-crime/
bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus08.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for machine gun

FIRST FOR ROBERT

FIRST FOR MACHINE GUN

youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs
3rd for HAPPENING

ROBERT

Jesus. Some of these neighborhoods have had two people die every block this year.

10-4 ROBERT

Who's going to get punched in the face?

Fist for robert

A FUCKING MACHINE GUN!!!

keys open doors!

13th FOR A MOTHERFUCKING MACHINE GUN

cocaine man robert... cocaine...

FIRST FOR CALIFORNIA

>Nigger with a machine gun getting no attention

Hope this nigger with a machine gun makes a show for us

...

NIGGSZ IS DED AN SHI

WHO /ROBERT/ HERE

HEY NEW GUY STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

13 Robert
I'm out for the night

Robert

MISSING NIGGAS

...

>go out to movies
>die

NIGGAZ IS MISSING

NEVER RETURNED AGAIN

robert

NEVER RETURNED FROM MOVIES AND ARE NOT ANSWERING PHONES

That nigga found Dory, but his cousin can't find him

TWO BROTHERS AND A COUSIN NEVER CAME HOME FROM THE MOVIES

We /Robert/ as fuq senpai!

>Two cousins got disappeared

>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

>go to see a movie
>movie was shit
>die in the back home
this is why i dont go to the cinema

Checked those dubs.
But really, what the fuck man. Could start killing mufuckkas any moments now..

>Did not return from movie and is not answering phone

F

Or getting a bj, who fucking knows

>missing person
>two brothers, a cousin, never returned from "movies"
>not answering their phones

MACHINEGUN MAN'S FIRST VICTIMS?

"in stable condition"
STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

>Missing niggers
Whats new, go find that guillie ape, i want to know where he went

Stable is not a condition dispatch.

Chicago’s death toll is almost equal to that of both wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, combined.

There have been almost as many deaths in one American city as there have been in the two major wars carried out by the U.S. military this century.

Chicago’s death toll from 2001–November, 26 2015 stands at 7,401. The combined total deaths during Operation Iraqi Freedom (2003-2015: 4,815) and Operation Enduring Freedom/Afghanistan (2001-2015: 3,506), total 8,321.

amren.com/news/2015/07/new-doj-statistics-on-race-and-violent-crime/
bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/cvus08.pdf

>stable condition

LOUIS JOHNSON HAS BEEN SHOT

stable is got a condition bitch

Louise Johnson got capped
>same birthday as me

MASONIC

Who comfy with tendies here?

Robert?

F

>These streets have no mercy

Why no news is talking about all this war? or its just another day in murrica?

>shot after a movie
Niggas making Batman and sheeit

>runescape
>mining outside of Varraock

>eats tendies while using a touchpad

F

Two males fighting on street, nothing further

Another day another dead nigger

It's Tuesday in Chiraq.

jesus christ I've just listened to 5 minutes of this and it's like a fucking active post apocalyptic dystopia up there.

Guy with a machine guy, Louise is gunna die on the street, some guy found unresponsive, kids not getting home, etc etc etc etc,

wtf you doing mining addy in vorrack?

>condition comfy
>tendies microwaved

The media and news know black lives don't matter

It goes against the narrative, my white brother.

PRAISE ROBERT!
CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT!

fat disgusting loser clean your laptop

>that cum dust all over the computer

Reminds me of the scary movie scene with the before and after of Chicago when the aliens arrived

God damn the north side is dangerous. I still remember when I first saw a nigger with a machine gun. It was on Touhy and he was shooting everything from old ladies, cabs, trucks, buses you name it.

Now that I moved to the Back of the Yards neighborhood I have had no trouble whatsoever. Don't fall for the trolls. The north side is shit. The south side is the good part of Chicago. Take it from me, I've lived here all my life.

There was a guy with a sword a couple hours ago.

Just another day in one of America's most enriched cities.

>Two males fighting on street, nothing further

When your condition is "stable" it means jack shit. It's pretty much doctor speak for not actively dying.

Redds is pretty comfy. I've moved on to their canned stuff though, cause it comes in 8%

>literally safer to live in a designated war zone than Chicago

Clarissa's cuck on suicide watch, Robert

Samurai Jack nigger, havnt heard anything about him since

No tendies for me. eating canned mussels with cream cheese on saltine crackers. breddy gud

Let's see that pretty ruger, big boy

Ayy lmao

1110 Robert best SGT on the radio and our district. If you hear him come down its gonna be nuts.

should we send Robert to Syria?

>you will never bang a CPD dispatch lady while she calls you robert

>Sup Forums's collective face when Chicago is actually Highlander and Ghillesuit, Machinegun, Samurai Jack and everyone else are actually fighting to the death every night until only one remains

Trips checked!

approved snak

Glorious

All these nigger deaths, really you makes you wonder what their birthrate would be if they didn't keep their own numbers down.

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

why they keep saying Robert? isn't 10-4 already means ACK?

Negative, dispatch. One night without Sgt. Robert and Chicago would implode.

what neighborhoods does 11th district cover
(16th district resident asking)

Why live

Anons mining iron in se varrock!!!

My niqua, i eat canned muscles with roasted red pepper hummus

>guy with a gun in central park

still no word on the machine gun nigger

Hardcore account. Mining iron.

Pic related.

Over 1,400 more black Americans murdered other blacks in two years than were lynched from 1882 to 1968.

Robert is our first watch code for instance 3rd watch is 1113. 1st watch (midnights) is 1113robert

>notify the fucking detective first

Ultimate Showdown style

>MALE ON CORNER

>IN DISTRESS

Everyone disregard this dumb shit.
Fuck you and your trips

Robert = Received

It would be obscene. Abortion and nigs nigging are literally the only thing that keeps their population stable and relatively under control, if you can even call it that.