oh shit sorry bro, i dropped all of these rings. you CAN see all of these rings, right? just making sure since they're definitely not YOUR shitty little team's since they haven't won 27 of them like we have.
you think we give a shit about this series? we weren't even supposed to have a winning fucking record LET ALONE make it to a game 7 in the ALCS. i get that this is a "big deal" if you're a fan of some small market shit squad like the lastros or NYC's rejects aka the taxdodgers, but us? lol, this isn't even going to register on our radar. we literally fucked around this year and made it to GAME 7 OF THE ALCS AS A WC TEAM. our MVP is a 6'7 stud who can sneeze on a dowsing rod and turn it into a triple. what the fuck do YOU have? a shitty little mexican dollar store bargain bin ripoff of frodo baggins. pathetic.
i'm serious here: you think i give a fuck? please, kid. i make more money in a month than some inbred moron like you will see in a year. i'm about to hit the city with my hot as fuck fiancee, who i will also be fucking in the ass with my big dick later tonight. i bench over 300 pounds for fuck-around sets at the gym and run a sub 4.5 40 yard dash. what the fuck can YOU do? pop adderall and jack off to horse cartoons? you can't fucking hang with me, son. you're not even in my league. if you tried to buck up to me IRL i would fucking floor your little bitch ass. if i walked up to you and stared you down, you would bow your head, cover your penis and say "i'm sorry, sir. i didn't mean to gaze upon your superiority as i am not worthy". you're fucking garbage. faggot.
i'll still be living the life of a fucking winner, watching my team go right back to DOMINATING major league baseball for decades on end and you'll just be some fat little bastard bragging about his rank in some little faggot ass video game. it's about to the be 30s and 50s all the fuck over again, boys. your days are numbered. FUCKING. NUMBERED.
Brayden Hall
Quit showing everyone your cock rings, I could smell the rancid smegma from here
Ian Rodriguez
Blue is the worst color for championship rings
Jaxon Ward
Agh! THE DYNASTYS OVER! ill look upon my baseball memories from 2017-2017 fondly! Based yankees! Lets go make some more history!
Evan Nelson
>faggot OP can't even care enough about "his" "team's" series loss to not post copypasta It's like he's not even trying to sound assravaged. Pretty lame, OP.
Samuel Bailey
uhhh the yankees team is fucking STACKED and still couldnt beat the fucking astros lmao. wasnt yalls number 9 hitter todd fucking frazier? u got chapman for a rebuild year? nah i dont think so. enjoy your salty tears.
Dominic Martinez
no salt here, moron. i've got 27 anti-sodium tablets. i'm all good lol.
Owen Robinson
LMFAO idiot this series isnt over. not one bit fucker. You think that just because the Lastros took a 1 game lead its over?well guess what happened the last time the Lastros won two in a row, oh thats right, you dont have to guess since it JUST HAPPENED. Lmao enjoy your arrogance while it lasts.
Jeremiah Russell
>We need damage control. Tell them about the rings.
Henry Powell
I love pasta, best shitpost form
Evan Sanchez
Yanks fan here. Was gonna post a thread like this
Fuck you (astros)
Rooting for the dryers.
My yanks will dominate next year
Connor Rogers
nah, my dick's way to big to fit in one of those. it's just the right size to stretch your mother out, though. just like i did last night.
Tyler Gray
itt: jealous faggots acting like their little shit "team" getting a charity ring is a big deal
Jayden Lopez
Guess I don't need to look up the score to the game now.
get fucked Jew York
Kevin Ross
Yank fans are so thrashy.
Ethan Stewart
t. goat fucking retard
Sebastian Smith
>my team is perennial dog shit: the post
Angel Nelson
>Counting championships from a time in any sport when black guys and latinos couldn't play
Could the Yankees even field a team if you took them all out?
Justin Howard
Let those tears flow poor child.
Andrew Powell
but they only won one in your lifetime, junior.
Dylan White
dicklets btfo
Cooper Perez
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Noah Miller
race RPers out
Carter Jackson
is that the number of times Aaron Judge struck out in the ALCS. setting a major league record?
Brayden Williams
>Hey Mike, I know the Yankees just lost the ALCS, but do you think they'll win the World Series this year?
Alexander Harris
WE WUZ CHAMPZ
Ayden Richardson
All of these salty non Yankees fans jealous of the franchises success. All I have to say is 27 rings. Kiss the rings faggots.
Christopher Stewart
jealousy is a disease. hope you get better.
Chase Phillips
That's cool and all, but where's your 2017 World Series ring?
Josiah Long
SALTY
Jaxson Mitchell
BOOTYBLASTED
Isaac Stewart
>taking credit for accomplishments that have literally never involved you in any way and 22 happened before you were born
Anthony Brooks
t. Increasingly nervous flyover
Ethan Myers
why is there a watch
Joshua Perry
the same place your shit stain "franchise" has placed their 27 rings, faggot incel bitch retard.
Lucas Price
Lets see you wearing yours? >my team >doesn't own team but keeps paying money to the owners like a good goyim
Kayden Lee
so you know how many minutes until your mother gets dicked up the shit hole by my massive fucking dick you dingo fucking, gas huffing, turpentine sipping, 75%f abo faggot bitch moron.
Isaiah Morris
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Sebastian Hernandez
That's cool and all, but where's your 2017 World Series ring?
Camden Ross
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Eli Anderson
Yeah, but where's your 2017 World Series ring?
Ryder Ortiz
Jew-yorkers look like unsufferable faggots
David Phillips
stupid obsessed non 27 ring having idiot. learn to fucking read:
John Hill
Why would anyone be jealous of losers?
Kayden Ramirez
shut up you fucking guinea wop
Andrew Stewart
>implying the most over-served media market in the US hasn't gotten a shitload of charity rings themselves Wake up and smell your shit, shitter.
Grayson Sanchez
t. angry cuck bitch
Jeremiah Wood
This entire thread is people falseflagging as Yankee fans and then other non-Yankee fans unironically arguing with them or making fun of them Pathetic
Thomas Moore
>tell us about the watch >ummm.... SHUT UP! This guy is gloating about history he doesnt even know fucking lol
Sebastian Morales
Yaks haven't won the WS in 8 years, they're just as relevant to the WS as the Astros were yesterday.
England's status as cuck little self-destructing bitch island is not negated by its history of used-to-own-the-world.
Noah Reed
Guess it takes 28 rings to get your team into the WS.
Colton Perry
>27 >Should have been 29 but got btfo by expansion teams
Jayden Rodriguez
SEETHING can't wait for your rat infested shithole """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""city"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" to drown
Blake Thomas
blatant strawman thought up by a total retard. not an argument, non-27 ring having shit stain.
Jonathan Kelly
t. jealous retard who enjoys the smell, taste and feeling of shit in his mouth
Nathan Allen
To be fair to the Yankees I hate this... they had a young team that dealt with adversity and has gone deep in the playoffs. Their window is just opening and they'll probably hit 30 in the next 10 years.
Verlander is still their post season boogeyman though which is nice.
Gavin Cooper
No dog in this fight either way, but you know the mlb front office was just as disappointed over the yanks loss. Automatic 10% reduction in revenue. At least.
Grayson Garcia
Yeah, but where's your 2017 World Series ring? You aren't an Astros or Dodgers fan, so your opinion is completely worthless right now.
Caleb Morales
>Their window is just opening and they'll hit 30 in the next 3 years.
FTFY dumb ass
Adam Carter
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Jason Adams
What do those 27 rings have to do with the 2017 World Series? Where is your 2017 World Series ring?
Parker Torres
Those aren’t handed out til next year. Dodgers home opener most likely.
Robert Williams
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Liam Thompson
yet more NYC obsession from an inbred southern yokel lmfao
Blake Hill
>27 fuckin rings bro >earn ya pinstripes
Grayson Myers
stfu yanks were a wild card team and you're acting like an idiot over a meme team The better team won Sincerely, A fellow yankees fan
Michael Barnes
How are those ancient rings relevant to the 2017 postseason? Where is your 2017 World Series ring?
Lincoln Hall
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Hunter Robinson
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Jack Hall
t. false flagging yankees hater.
count those rings you little punk bitch.
Jack Powell
>ITT: having to shitpost to dull the pain of being a front-running loser who bandwagons a losing team >having to keep shitposting to make yourself feel anything other than asspain >THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NOO YAWK SHITTY
Lucas Morgan
you're mad and jealous, idiot. fucking lol.
Dylan Lewis
Nice projection, retard.
Julian Hernandez
>being THIS ironic right now
fucking LMFAO
Mason Powell
so you're saying you don't even know why the watch ok retard, keep boasting about a watch. might as well throw a moneyclip in there too, you dont know why it's there but sure why not. check out all my amazing things you dont have.
Samuel Rodriguez
not an argument
Jonathan Bailey
i think im most proud of the dishwasher. i've had that one since 1918.
Evan Hall
I don't see how having 27 rings is relevant. Now, can you show us your 2017 World Series ring?
Aaron Morgan
Dude you know you're replying to bait right?
Daniel Bailey
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Sebastian Myers
not an argument
Robert Clark
EXACTLY MY POINT!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
Parker Clark
>hick retard bowing to his superior
good boy.
Zachary Rivera
Wheres your one for the 2017 world series?
Jaxson Smith
>he doesn't realize his own point was the one being skewered... by himself
