Tfw no European bf

>tfw no European bf

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Don't be mean, finn in a bin

I have american bf

he a cute

cuuuuuute!

>this is coming from a finn

>tfw no bf of any kind

don't like trannies

how qt? how did you meet him?

European boys are very expensive...

>that flag
>that post

extremely qt

not posting pic of him cause he's s-shy

met on twitter and two years ago and been with him ever since

I want marry!!

I'll be your bf

that's really sweet

do you know when you might want to get married?

But you are so far away..

Why is Greece's name Greece?

Because greeks use grease to fuck each other in the ass

I'm gonna study abroad in UK for phd so I can support us living together

It's gonna be lots of years

He said he'd visit me there every summer. I'm super excited

Do not be silly

I use astroglide

>I'm super excited
I would be too

that is a bit of a problem desu

I hope you're a female

>that is a bit of a problem desu

Long distance relationships are super hard and require decency and patience and understanding from both parties

B-but distance seems so little when the love is so much baka

>Δεν ειναι γkει

baka desu famalam

When did this board become a beacon of faggotry

When qties like you started posting

this is super cute and I wish you all the best

it must be hard though visa wise with an american

I wouldn't mind it really. It would be difficult tho

trannies ruined /lgbt/

Pls be in Palm Beach

thank you! It's been a really rough but rewarding experience. I didn't know long distance was this hard

But we'll manage.

Go back to your containment board, faggots.

I'm in Arkansas. That's kinda like Palm Beach

can you atleast be more gay and less of a faggot

Aye, sir!

I could but I won't

oh fuck isn't that the homeliest place on Earth? that's even better

>isn't that the homeliest place on Earth?
It's very rural if that's what you mean

a man should be acted like a man even if he like a man, am i right man?

ye

It's really nice here

Pics?

lots of girls here. i see

there are no girls on Sup Forums
only men and women (male)

sorry but i already love a transgirl from america

lol homos

there are lots of gays, tho


>trannies ruined /lgbt/
so true

>transgirl
Get the fuck out of here you faggot. You disgust me.

don't have any on my pc unfortunately

got tired of the "death to cis males" threads desu

Do you live in the countryside?

/cuteboys/ also is full of trannies :/

where all the cisboys at?

>having a loving relationship makes me a faggot
fine :3
i love her so much that i dont care

>her

how did you meet?

>where all the cisboys at?
Sup Forums probably

I live in the city because I'm in uni but my parents live a few dozen km outside of the city

Name of city?

>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf

yeah
thats all she demands, isnt some third gender or anything crazy
a small /jp/ gaming group 2 years ago
she was the one that confessed to me a year ago
ive been working and studying for half a year now so we can meet up and not worry about expenses
we are both rather poor but i hope it works out

hope it works out bud

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway,_Arkansas

You lucky motherfucker.
Everyone has a bf or gf.
I will be alone forever and ever.
Fuck this shit, I should just kill myself now.

>I should just kill myself now.
don't do that qt, you'll find someone

thank you
is funny because the group also had a ton of russians who got a bit upset over the sudden faggotry
i do feel lucky but the distance makes me rather anxious sometimes
so much to think about
and dont kill yourself!
you'll find someone if you try your best

i wish i had brocollibutt-tier swedish bf

Looks nice, doesn't have that stifling appearance that big cities have

one can always wish

our largest city is under 200,000 people

>got a bit upset over the sudden faggotry
lol

do you have any idea of when you might meet her?

Nice, I like small comfy places
My hometown has just a bit over 20k inhabitants

next summer is already planned, but id like to go earlier if i have time for it.
im rather busy these upcoming months with both fulltime studies and work though

>My hometown has just a bit over 20k inhabitants
sounds comfy

very nice

how do you guys deal with body hair?
wax?

>no gf
>no bf

i shave the more delicate parts and epilate the rest

i cant take the pain of epilation

i-it gets easier
but it really does hurt like hell

i wouldn't even be so ugly if i wasn't so hairy :/
been considering laser.

I don't have much body hair but I usually wax

>epilate
isn't that supposed to hurt like a bitch?

it does
my first session took an hour and i only cleared my legs because of the pain
it gets a lot easier with time though

maybe I should try it then

any tips to withstand the pain?

i started shaving and epilating because i feel extremely dirty and ugly if i dont but i feel i might regret it if i laser it
good luck
it gets very smooth and nice when you are done
do it under running water
ive been thinking of trying to do it drunk
but maybe ill be sloppy and miss a lot of spots

>it gets very smooth and nice when you are done
It does that when I wax

Does it last any longer than waxing?

i dont know, ive never tried waxing

it lasts about 3 weeks for me before it starts being noticeable

>it lasts about 3 weeks
That's about the same as waxing. I guess I'll just stick with that

>ive been thinking of trying to do it drunk
i don't like being drunk
i get very sleepy. a can of beer is enough to put me under the blankets :3

waxing is pretty good when done by a professional. it hurts a bit, but it's bearable. it's just a slight pull. takes a while if you're gonna do it in a big area.

i fapped to traps again
am i gay
what the fuck

>am i gay
probably just lonely desu

I've gotten used to the pain

it's nice being able to do it properly on your own
and supposedly epilating removes short hairs better
cute
all faggots i know of here in sweden drink a ton of liquor or vodka every now and then
me included

well I've gotten pretty good at doing it on my own

>all the faggots here are heavy drinkers
sad. usually means that they're sluts

2D is absolutely okay tasteful brother

h-hi guys
who wants to have my illyrian children here ;3

it was 3d

If only :/

>usually means that they're sluts

uhmmm

Are you a slut?

we're all gay here

Disgusting

oh shit that might be a bit gay
sauce?

>me included
didn't read that bit >.

I am going to kill each and every single one of the fucking faggots who posted in this thread, you motherfuckers are a fucking waste of skin and oxygen, after that I'll kill myself.

alberto i dont remember the sauce

well you still want to fuck girls right?

that kinds of power fantasies came from there

i will banter your boipucci

First you need to map out posting styles (potentially using other threads, generals and archives), crossreference with other websites and forums, then dox and execute.

Godspeed.

i know one "slut" but he doesnt drink very much
>are you a slut
not at all
im a clingy virgin who just wants to love and be loved
sometimes i suffer from crippling anxiety attacks, thats usually when i drink
ive got medication for it too but id rather not start getting benzo withdrawal

yeah

then it's alright

maybe it's different there

>just wants to love and be loved
it's a wonderful feeling desu

i know right
i feel better than ever whenever i talk openly about how much i love her with her

it's really a thing of wonder how wonderful love is
so im trying to treasure it as much as possible for as long as it lasts