Did you ever in a million years think you would live to see the creators of The Matrix go completely insane?

Did you ever in a million years think you would live to see the creators of The Matrix go completely insane?

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yeah, i thought it immediately after watching the matrix reloaded

Nope.

Something messed up their minds. No way you can make life-defining movies like the matrix and then both turn transgender and go completely apeshit.

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took me until the matrix revolutions

I liked it only for Eddie Redmayne

Reloaded had some good parts

Matrix
>WOW THIS IS AMAZING!

Matrix Reloaded
>This was okay wonder where they're going with thi.....

Matrix Revolutions
>Oh

V for Vendetta
>Well the bit in the prison was decent

Speed Racer
>Well I enjoyed it kinda

Cloud Atlas
>This is shit

Jupiter Ascending
>This is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life

Sense 8
>STOP!

Speed Racer is one of the greatest family films of all time.

It exceeded it's source material. It raises the stakes for the characters without crossing the line into frightening children.

Hopefully, 4K will let people appreciate this movie. Those of us who saw it on an IMAX screen were very fortunate to experience it in the way it was meant to be.

This, fuck I remember defending it hard when it first came out too. My dad and I are huge fans of Speed Racer and The Matrix.

Everything about Cloud Atlas was great except the makeup. They made a single poor call early on when they said "we're going to make white actors look Chinese and young actors look old... with latex", then they completely committed to it, to the point that a large portion of the movie turned out looking like a silly, so-bad-it's-good B movie.

Yet the story itself is fantastic, and the bits with Jim Broadbent escaping the nursing home would have made a top-notch feature-length comedy. It's hard to believe that dodgy makeup caused a solid 8/10 movie to become a passable 6.

Yeah, I know right? It's so shocking that some guys who got famous for making a movie about reality not being real would turn out to be crazy...

ok, the matrix sequels were popcorn munching shit

cloud atlas was good, if a but obtuse

jupiter ascending, we can all agree was an abortion

sense8 is kino, watch it stealthily reboot the matrix

>I like dogs
>I've always liked dogs
What did she mean by this?

while no masterpiece, i honestly think a large part of what drags this film down are the two lead performances. Kunis cannot act a stitch and she's a charisma black hole in anything not a sitcom with a laugh track. Tatum was equally horrendous. Redmayne hammed it up something awful, but he's a cartoon villain so at least that's excusable. if the two leads had been, say, Keanu and Moss, this film may have had a better legacy. maybe. the screenplay also kinda blows and should have been rewritten.

its nearly unwatchable and some how manages to be even stupider than a Jap Cartoon made for dumb kids

Well, yeah. I lived through them making Matrix Revolutions.

Not after the first one. After the second though? Yeah, it was very much a possibility.

The screenplay had two climaxes. They did the dramatic rescue bit twice! Not to defend the leads or anything but even the best actors can only do so much with terrible material.

>stealthily

If you knew anything about the production of the matrix, there's nothing stealthy about it. It's exactly what they always wanted to make.

Channing, my dude, stick to Twitter 'til you've lurked a bit more.

Didn't it come out that they stole the idea for the matrix from some black woman?

its anime on film, its quite good

>Hopefully, 4K will let people appreciate this movie

SHUT THE FUCK UP

A movie does not need to be 4k for people to appreciate it - this is the shit wrong with this board.

The movie lost me the second I realized Channing's gun barked like a dog every time it fired.

What are you guys talking about?
I laughed harder at Jupiter Ascending than almost any comedy

w-what ?

Not that I'm condoning watching it again, but his handgun clearly barks throughout the movie.

replace the two leads
Jonah Hill and Aubrey Plaza

Rewrite the script so the same thing doesn't keep on happening (she gets caught and then rescued approximately 100 times in 2 hours)

Maybe it a bit more brighter
have Queen do the soundtrack

Too many red pills.

the movie would have been better if it came out in the 90s when rollerblading was cool.

reminder that they were already closet trannies when they made the first matrix and it has nothing to do with their filmmaking ability, they're just self-indulgent like tarantino without the fanboy backing power

if tarantino was a tranny you'd hate django and hateful eight as much as you hate jupiter ascending, not saying jupiter ascending is good, js

This movie is a masterful disaster. Not objectively good in any way, yet still perfect.

Despite some obvious flaws, I really liked Cloud Atlas, to be honest.
Just began reading the book, and it's pretty special (every time period is written in the style of said period - down to the spelling of words and the style of puctuation!)
The song of the androids make me tear up a bit every time i hear it

Are the Wachowski brothers destined to have a comeback the way M. Night Shamalan did with Split?

This movie was no worse than Avatar.

Michael "my wife wants to remodel our bathroom" Giacchino

>Just began reading the book, and it's pretty special
No it's not it's fucking awful and fuck you
Gimmick novel, gimmick movie, dishonest, glib, etc

yes, have you ever taken a look at those faggot bros preop

Cloud Atlas is their best movie.

Cloud Atlas is mainly a Tom Tykwer film. I know, because Mark Kermode told me so.

Try writing a "gimmick" like that yourself, user-chan.

the gimmick to the cloud atlas novel was it was literally nothing but a bunch of short stories that were tied together after the fact because short stories don't sell.

Might be very true, but the historically accurate writing is still interesting.

They became insane when they became women

When viewed as a comedy this movie is a fucking masterpiece.

I love the theory that Redmayne was the only person that actually knew what kind of movie the Wachowskis were making and gave it all he had.

Eddie Redmayne carried this movie

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Speed racer and v for vendetta are good, and both better than matrix reloaded.

>movies are a visual medium
>a visual media doesn't benefit from improved visuals

What nigger talk is this, faggot? Are you a Remain/Hillary/Falcons bitch?

Redmayne is the only worthwhile thing in this movie; he clearly saw that it was going to be shit from the beginning so he just had fun with it

I saw this in the theater with my grandpa. He liked it a lot. I thought it was okay.

I actually like Matrix Reloaded a lot. I don't know why people hate it so much.

Revolutions is dogshit though considering how much effort they went to try and save Trinity in the second film.

...

This.

Is there any word on a 4K Speed Racer?

The Flintstones comic is so good.

Matrix
>AMAZING

Matrix Reloaded
>This is only good by association and eye candy.

Matrix Revolutions
>I'm glad the series is over before it could be fucked up more.

V for Vendetta
>Great movie.

Speed Racer
>Orgasmic!

Cloud Atlas
>Beautiful. Simply Beautiful.

Reminder that the Wackyowski brothers are the sisters now

i fucking loved Cloud Atlas.

i love Sense8

Jupiter Ascending is their worst film.

I need to buy Cloud Atlas tomorrow. It's too good not to own.

I just wish they had used some Asian actors for that one era. I have to rationalize it as them all getting horrible plastic surgories to look more korean.

Speed Racer was shot on a Sony CineAlta F23. It's max resolution is 1920 x 1080, so everything would have to be up scaled. But the camera captures at 60 fps. The theatrical release was shown at 24 fps.

Unless they want to take the time to upscale every frame and put back in the maximum fps, which would essentially be making another film.

Or they could take the IMAX 70mm stock and transfer onto 4K, but would be hard limited to 24 fps.

Ultra HD Blu-ray supports 3840 x 2160 resolution video at frame rates up to 60 frames per second. To fully take advantage of this, the studio would have to rope the directors back in to essentially remaster the movie.

TL:DR

no

>its too good

its not that great man

Accurate, although in my opinion Cloud Atlas was even worse than Jupiter Ascending. I could watch Jupiter again for camp value but Cloud Atlas was shockingly bad.

It's pretty great. I loved how it all wove together so well and the ultimate moral.

>slavshit cleaning toilets


preddy accurate

yes

Is this movie that bad? Seems like people just get really mad whenever an aspirant blockbuster is even a little weird.

do they fuck each other now?

Oh to have been a fly on the wall in that house

>if tarantino was a tranny you'd hate django and hateful eight as much as you hate jupiter ascending
So he is a tranny? Because I unanimously hate everything that tranny has made.

It was shit, but I liked the designs for the ships and everything else
>dock with a giant ship
>look up
>chandeliers and polished wood and shit above you

I liked Jupiter Ascending.

I like Matrix and Reloaded. It wasn't until Revolutions that they lost me at several parts.

V for Vendetta was great, fuck off.

Speed Racer was movie junk food. Which is fine if that's all you want from a movie.

Cloud Atlas is a good time.

Sense 8 had some neat action scenes with the asian lady, and nothing else of value.

This, it's like they couldn't take the red pill.

Me too senpai

Actually I liked most everything not involving Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum

>not one, but two sons that decide to become monsterous tranny creatures
>super famous so this fact is inescapable

I'm surprised their parents haven't necked themselves

Good things about this movie:

-the story is at least somewhat original despite reading like a teenage girl's fanfic

-Eddie Redmayne hamming it up

-Eddie Redmayne's dick sucking lips

Shit things about this movie:

-literally everything else

can't hear u over these beautiful visuals

shit taste senpai

I liked cloud atlas too but the fake post-apocalypse speak was also really annoying.

The makeup didn't bother me once it was pointed out that in the source material people sometimes did weird cosmetic surgery fads like asianfy themselves. But the movie doesn't point this out at all so you can't if they honestly expect you to take it straight.

I liked Eddie Redmayne's brother's Michael Sheen impression.

Cool ship designs too.

For someone who hasn't seen the movie, how does Redmayne's ham stack up when compared to Jereny Irons or Tim Curry?

I might give it a watch for that alone.

Everything after V was shit.

Matrix
>WOW THIS IS AMAZING!
Yes, this is easily a top 25 movie of all time

Matrix Reloaded
>This was okay wonder where they're going with thi.....
It is still a great movie. I would pay to watch it in theaters again.

Matrix Revolutions
>Oh
Same. It is still a great movie. I would pay to watch it in theaters again.

V for Vendetta
>Well the bit in the prison was decent
I hate this movie. I don't give a fuck. I hate it, and I hate people who like it.

Speed Racer
>Well I enjoyed it kinda
This is one of my favorite movies of all time. It is in my top 25. I hate cars. I love this movie. I wish car racing was like this in real life.

Cloud Atlas
>This is shit
It is not a bad movie. I was 100% thoroughly entertained.

Jupiter Ascending
>This is one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life
So much potential. This is 100 times better than Man of Steel. I am only mad because Sean Bean did not die.

Think Jeremy Irons in Dungeons & Dragons if he was acting like a whispering drag queen in between erratic shouting fits.

>I am only mad because Sean Bean did not die.
Get a load of this murderous Bastid.

>I hate this movie. I don't give a fuck. I hate it, and I hate people who like it.

Trump voter detected

>V for Vendetta
>I hate this movie. I don't give a fuck. I hate it, and I hate people who like it.
This. It's an incoherent mess of utterly retarded politics and a story of an evil man excused as a "freedom fighter"

I'm not surprised, the matrix was the original redpill for this generation of normies..

((they)) took their balls as punishment

Absolute kino

How did it really weave together though? Like, if you took away that each era used the same actors, and just had different people for each era/character but kept everything else, what's the common thread?

>Rewatched the matrix the other day
>Directed by the Wachowski brothers

I don't know if you realize that the good part about Eddie Redmayne's performance is that it was so shitty that it's hilarious, but I'm hoping you do.

Reminder that taking hormones as an adult literally physically fucks with your brain. As in estrogen therapy will shrink a guy's brain - to abnormal levels.

Obviously PC scientists would never admit that this might be linked to mental instability or loss of mental acuity, but well, maybe it might explain some things.

One on the left makes a convincing woman desu, why doesn't she just get a better hairstyle?

Matrix
>wow this is pretty overrated!

Matrix Reloaded
>literally why

Matrix Revolutions
>JUST

V for Vendetta
>wewlad

Speed Racer
>WEWLAD

Cloud Atlas
>good try but shit

>Jupiter Ascending
>AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Besides it lost like 50mill at the box office. noone looks at that and sees a profiting business venture.

The brother was hot desu.

I feel like this movie would've been more successful if it had just been straight up gay porn.

Someone explain Cloud Atlas makeup thing to me.

Watched the film, enjoyed it.

You don't say

his mouth is big enough to fit 3 cocks at once

This movie convinced me that redmaynes acting is kino