You, an agent of the devil awake as leader of the US. Every government agency, corporate industry, church and community leader reveres you and bends to your will.
However, 33 weeks into your rule a group of driven vigilantes will collude to assassinate you and your affiliates, and succeed despite overwhelming odds against them.
Your duty is to cause maximum immediate and lasting damage to mankind. What action do you take?
Join the EU
launch all nukes? is this supposed to be hard?
Pass TPP
>Agent of the devil
I'd do my best to stop the worship of Molech and stop being a kike
forced castration or sterilization of every single person on the planet.
probably done by some sort of aerosol. I'd imagine with literally everything on the planet at my disposal, it'd be easy to pay people to do it
do a snl skit and invite a RadioShack scheming Muslim to the whitehouse
kill everyone then die
Release every secret ever kept. Cause permanent distrust.
Fill my VP position and cabinet full of hood niggers and accuse anyone who opposes me of being racist. Because it's (current year).
Raise the minimum wage to $35/hour.
Declare an open-borders policy with all nations, not only willing to let every immigrant into the country that wants to enter, but even fly in people form third-world countries as well, such as India and sub-Saharan Africa, with a free green card upon entry.
Launch nukes on every major European and predominantly white American city on the planet, with two for each city in Japan.
>aussie shitposter highaf
>even based poles can btfo of him
Jesus.
Trigger a nuclear war against against the between the east and the west.
guess who's getting an upgrade and coming back to play?
shopping spree! hey egypt, tanks on us!
Very good... I'll be in contact with you.
talk to you soon Mr. Soros!
Gets trips of 6 or gtfo shitposting friendo
make ervey1 in the worl meme magic the sun to asplode
intire world is destroyed unless it asplode at night
dis bruh
c u soon mr satan bb
THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS
> trying triggering G*d that hard....
Ally with white people and listen to them for one fucking second.
sfs
YOU WILL NOT BE ASSASSINATED
HOWEVER YOU ARE NOW THE LEADER OF AUSTRALIA
>Acquire cheap wine
>Acquire 3 day growth
COME ON
>polacks on the malay peninsula a.k.a. Singapore