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/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition
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Till is God
>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
Truly the GOAT of our generation
is this?
4st for best girl
Remember guys. A women's featherweight division with 4 girls is fine, but a competitive 165lb. division is asking too much
I'm ready to fight right now if they'd let me
UMA
Is that Nia Jax?
It is what it is
My last fight I didn't feel like myself, this time I'm really going out there to win
So Cerrone's cowboy gimmick failed. I'm sure they'll send him to developmental for a while until they can repackage him. What should his new gimmick be?
I actually fought with an injury I got during the training camp for this fight.
White supremacist
I could see it desu
I would never take a performance enhancing drug and I think it's great USADA are cleaning up the sport
You're going to see a new version of me on Fight Night
I feel like I'm one of the best fighters in the division
My power will be too much for him to handle
Turbo-sperg is on Sup Forums all day
This guy can't even break 500k followers on twitter and he is a draw?
He is not even gonna draw dimes vs the all time great GSP..
He was never a big deal and he will never be.
Could you prove him wrong in an argument?
HARD MODE: Could you convince him he is wrong?
Training camp was good, best camp of my life, now all that's left is to get this weight off
Interesting vid.
Not even Joe Rogan could win an argument vs Schaub in his recent podcast.
I have huge respect for my opponent but at the end of the day it's a fight and I'm going to knock him out
yes
take him to maury and show him >his sons paternity test result
3rd most followers out of all the champions.
BispGOAT will break 500 after he reclaims Canada
I have the best team in the world
Based Hulkster release his Ready Not Ready Rankings today.
>Forever Eternal Ready Tier
Brock
Kimbo
Ronda
Bob Sapp
Houston Alexander (that time he ko'd Sardine)
Todd Duffee
>They're Ready Now Brother (modern era)
Conor McGregor (oh brother) Works the marks,works the wokers into shoots and the shooters into works like Tony. Tony is so mindfucked right now and he thinks he's working Conor
Darren Till - This guy is ready brother. Cool tats,weird accent,thick,natty,24 inch biceps and funny. Ready!
Mike Perry - Another guy like the one above. All action,all money.
Sage Northcutt = free money
PVZ
Nate Diaz
Bisping (good worker)
Donald Cerrone (cool cowboy)
Ortega
>Not Ready (will never be THE GUY)
Tony Ferguson. Ugly looks like the onion guy from Gantz,Bad promos,stupid spinning shit.Ugly body. Dumb tats
Max Holloway (read above)
Mighty Manlet. No one cares about people who weigh less than my leg.
Ryan Hall,Tyrone Woodley and other boring fucks.
Joanna Yungjaycheck. Bad promos and looks like Nosferatu
Are you autistic? Do you think anyone is gonna read all that?
No one works as hard as me in the gym
Based Hulkster with the pro-analysis
Worked
based runwildonyou heemamaniacs
There's a lot of holes in his game that I will expose
U fuckwit ur getin another lawsuit
He's never been hit by someone like me
Even Nate Diaz, the weed smoking Cholo has more followers, and he is not even a champion!
"Killer" Cub Swanson.
YO LUCAS YOU AINT GOT NO CHIN AND YOU CANT BOX I AINT LOST IN FIVE YEARS
I'm really going to let my hands go this time
In case you're wondering where GSP learned his wrestling from
*blocks your path*
WHATCHA GONNA DO PONZI
WHEN PLATINUM RUNS WILD ON YOU
So you're telling me Nate was the HBK and everyone else is a janetty?
He'll know he's gonna have a rough night after the first exchange
He made the wrong choice agreeing to fight me
Me?
>pro-wrestler beats up boxer
>MMA fighter couldn't even hurt a boxer
No, my only point being is that Gisping acts like he is one of the biggest, one of the greats.
But the guy can't even get 500k followers on twitter. Even GSP has twice as many followers for petes sake!
I'm coming for that belt
Give me the easiest fight in the division, give me Ryan Bader
Compared to most of the UFC, I'd say Bisping has done well on his own.
>DC had the Jon Jones drama to help him
>Anyone fighting Conor becomes relevant until they lose (unless you win)
Besides, he is about 100k below DC.
Lmao typical you'd care about trivial shit like Instagram followers while Bisping is one of the best paid fighters in the UFC. I'm sure he loses sleep over not having 500k but 500k cash
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What is next for Artem Lobov? How can a 5'9 adult male with less reach than Mighty Mouse expect to be successful as a striker in the UFC?
Without a strong wrestling background he might as well go back to being a banker.
Unironically might retire according to his Twitter
This desu
>m-muh twitter followers
Anthony Joshua has been in the limelight for 3 years and he's already bigger in britain than Pisspeeng
I'm a Nightmare matchup for anyone
Right now I'm completely focused on this fight and don't want to look at what's next
I'm going to give the fans a show
>people think this DYEL is huge
Even Yoel Romero is a bigger draw. Bisping is a geek turned fighter.
He's 6'2".
>36k followers
For sure my man.
This. Saw him in a pampers commercial. How many commericals has Bisping done? 0!
Shlob is such a Conor dickrider
Romero has something Bisping will never buy, charisma.
Bisping is your average brainlet bully trying to copy Conor with the suits.
Give the act up guy, we can all tell that you are a manchild that can't dress.
>6'2"
>huge
Fucking Manlets I swear
Leave him be my man he's in such a shambles he's going around in circles grasping at straws
That's one ugly looking shirt
I think people are really underestimating me, I'm going to pull the upset
@79145917
Try harder for the (You) next time, little guy
It seems that way. All they're arguements have been BTFO'ed they are running out of things to criticize. Just wait for the
>GSP was never that good
Excuse after the Natty GOAT beats GSP
How would the Hulkster in his prime do in MMA?
He would have gone over to Royce Gracie. People say he's very selfish by booking himself over others
He'll be fighting Nicketty tier guys on regional shows soon enough, good riddance
>Replying to his own posts
lloolll
Why are you here all day?
>you now remember Cerrone jobbed to big match Nate
>Oct 14, 2011 - 02:25 PM
>TNA legend Hulk Hogan appeared in studio on the Boomer Esiason and Craig Carton radio show on WFAN in New York.
>The hosts asked if Hogan would have had interest in entering MMA if it was popular when he was younger. He said he had some experience when he wrestled in Japan. He said there were a lot of Pride fighters he faced when he wrestled there starting in 1977, and he said he never knew whether he was getting in the ring with a shooter. He also said he thinks UFC just bought Pride.
He'd have been the GOAT
Why's Sweden so uppity today?
was his government sanctioned estrogen dosed a bit high?
Michael Bisping was the first man to beat the only man who beat Jon Jones
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I refuse to believe that account is genuine
>le racebaiting gimmick
sad.
Australia, you do not dare throw an insult of this calibre to my face.
That is all.
Swedish isn't a race
Who's her favourite fighter?
Fun fact! There are more UFC victories on Bisping's record than there are planets in the milky way
Mike Perry
10 years in the ufc fighting cans and no one still knows who you are. Wew.
Michael Bisping
I deserve a money fight
Bisping isn't the peoples champion, that title goes to Romero.
Bisping is just Danas pet project that he pushes, Bisping is an average fighter and gives average promos.
>"THAS ROIGH, SIDDOWN BOY!"
What did Robert "Middleweight Champion" Whittaker mean by this during his fight with Yoel "Suplemento Cubano" Romero?
Fun fact! According to a study done at Harvard University, people who associate themselves as Bisping fans tend to be more successful in social and professional settings. Furthermore, the study also found a correlation between those who hated Bisping and those who were short tempered bitter virgins.
>black nails
UHHH. WHAT. THE. FUCK?
What did turby mean by this?
post the part where you wish he was your dad