/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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Till is God

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

is this?

4st for best girl

Remember guys. A women's featherweight division with 4 girls is fine, but a competitive 165lb. division is asking too much

I'm ready to fight right now if they'd let me

UMA

Is that Nia Jax?

It is what it is

My last fight I didn't feel like myself, this time I'm really going out there to win

So Cerrone's cowboy gimmick failed. I'm sure they'll send him to developmental for a while until they can repackage him. What should his new gimmick be?

I actually fought with an injury I got during the training camp for this fight.

White supremacist

I could see it desu

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I would never take a performance enhancing drug and I think it's great USADA are cleaning up the sport

You're going to see a new version of me on Fight Night

I feel like I'm one of the best fighters in the division

My power will be too much for him to handle

Turbo-sperg is on Sup Forums all day

This guy can't even break 500k followers on twitter and he is a draw?

He is not even gonna draw dimes vs the all time great GSP..

He was never a big deal and he will never be.

Could you prove him wrong in an argument?

HARD MODE: Could you convince him he is wrong?

Training camp was good, best camp of my life, now all that's left is to get this weight off

Interesting vid.

Not even Joe Rogan could win an argument vs Schaub in his recent podcast.

I have huge respect for my opponent but at the end of the day it's a fight and I'm going to knock him out

yes

take him to maury and show him >his sons paternity test result

3rd most followers out of all the champions.

BispGOAT will break 500 after he reclaims Canada

I have the best team in the world

Based Hulkster release his Ready Not Ready Rankings today.

>Forever Eternal Ready Tier
Brock
Kimbo
Ronda
Bob Sapp
Houston Alexander (that time he ko'd Sardine)
Todd Duffee

>They're Ready Now Brother (modern era)
Conor McGregor (oh brother) Works the marks,works the wokers into shoots and the shooters into works like Tony. Tony is so mindfucked right now and he thinks he's working Conor

Darren Till - This guy is ready brother. Cool tats,weird accent,thick,natty,24 inch biceps and funny. Ready!

Mike Perry - Another guy like the one above. All action,all money.

Sage Northcutt = free money
PVZ
Nate Diaz
Bisping (good worker)
Donald Cerrone (cool cowboy)
Ortega

>Not Ready (will never be THE GUY)
Tony Ferguson. Ugly looks like the onion guy from Gantz,Bad promos,stupid spinning shit.Ugly body. Dumb tats

Max Holloway (read above)

Mighty Manlet. No one cares about people who weigh less than my leg.

Ryan Hall,Tyrone Woodley and other boring fucks.

Joanna Yungjaycheck. Bad promos and looks like Nosferatu

Are you autistic? Do you think anyone is gonna read all that?

No one works as hard as me in the gym

Based Hulkster with the pro-analysis

Worked

based runwildonyou heemamaniacs

There's a lot of holes in his game that I will expose

U fuckwit ur getin another lawsuit

He's never been hit by someone like me

Even Nate Diaz, the weed smoking Cholo has more followers, and he is not even a champion!

"Killer" Cub Swanson.

YO LUCAS YOU AINT GOT NO CHIN AND YOU CANT BOX I AINT LOST IN FIVE YEARS

I'm really going to let my hands go this time

In case you're wondering where GSP learned his wrestling from

*blocks your path*

WHATCHA GONNA DO PONZI
WHEN PLATINUM RUNS WILD ON YOU

So you're telling me Nate was the HBK and everyone else is a janetty?

He'll know he's gonna have a rough night after the first exchange

He made the wrong choice agreeing to fight me

Me?

>pro-wrestler beats up boxer
>MMA fighter couldn't even hurt a boxer

No, my only point being is that Gisping acts like he is one of the biggest, one of the greats.

But the guy can't even get 500k followers on twitter. Even GSP has twice as many followers for petes sake!

I'm coming for that belt

Give me the easiest fight in the division, give me Ryan Bader

Compared to most of the UFC, I'd say Bisping has done well on his own.

>DC had the Jon Jones drama to help him
>Anyone fighting Conor becomes relevant until they lose (unless you win)

Besides, he is about 100k below DC.

Lmao typical you'd care about trivial shit like Instagram followers while Bisping is one of the best paid fighters in the UFC. I'm sure he loses sleep over not having 500k but 500k cash

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What is next for Artem Lobov? How can a 5'9 adult male with less reach than Mighty Mouse expect to be successful as a striker in the UFC?

Without a strong wrestling background he might as well go back to being a banker.

Unironically might retire according to his Twitter

This desu

>m-muh twitter followers

Anthony Joshua has been in the limelight for 3 years and he's already bigger in britain than Pisspeeng

I'm a Nightmare matchup for anyone

Right now I'm completely focused on this fight and don't want to look at what's next

I'm going to give the fans a show

>people think this DYEL is huge

Even Yoel Romero is a bigger draw. Bisping is a geek turned fighter.

He's 6'2".

>36k followers

For sure my man.

This. Saw him in a pampers commercial. How many commericals has Bisping done? 0!

Shlob is such a Conor dickrider

Romero has something Bisping will never buy, charisma.

Bisping is your average brainlet bully trying to copy Conor with the suits.

Give the act up guy, we can all tell that you are a manchild that can't dress.

>6'2"
>huge

Fucking Manlets I swear

Leave him be my man he's in such a shambles he's going around in circles grasping at straws

That's one ugly looking shirt

I think people are really underestimating me, I'm going to pull the upset

@79145917
Try harder for the (You) next time, little guy

It seems that way. All they're arguements have been BTFO'ed they are running out of things to criticize. Just wait for the
>GSP was never that good
Excuse after the Natty GOAT beats GSP

How would the Hulkster in his prime do in MMA?

He would have gone over to Royce Gracie. People say he's very selfish by booking himself over others

He'll be fighting Nicketty tier guys on regional shows soon enough, good riddance

>Replying to his own posts
lloolll

Why are you here all day?

>you now remember Cerrone jobbed to big match Nate

>Oct 14, 2011 - 02:25 PM

>TNA legend Hulk Hogan appeared in studio on the Boomer Esiason and Craig Carton radio show on WFAN in New York.

>The hosts asked if Hogan would have had interest in entering MMA if it was popular when he was younger. He said he had some experience when he wrestled in Japan. He said there were a lot of Pride fighters he faced when he wrestled there starting in 1977, and he said he never knew whether he was getting in the ring with a shooter. He also said he thinks UFC just bought Pride.

He'd have been the GOAT

Why's Sweden so uppity today?

was his government sanctioned estrogen dosed a bit high?

Michael Bisping was the first man to beat the only man who beat Jon Jones

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I refuse to believe that account is genuine

>le racebaiting gimmick
sad.

Australia, you do not dare throw an insult of this calibre to my face.

That is all.

Swedish isn't a race

Who's her favourite fighter?

Fun fact! There are more UFC victories on Bisping's record than there are planets in the milky way

Mike Perry

10 years in the ufc fighting cans and no one still knows who you are. Wew.

Michael Bisping

I deserve a money fight

Bisping isn't the peoples champion, that title goes to Romero.

Bisping is just Danas pet project that he pushes, Bisping is an average fighter and gives average promos.

>"THAS ROIGH, SIDDOWN BOY!"
What did Robert "Middleweight Champion" Whittaker mean by this during his fight with Yoel "Suplemento Cubano" Romero?

Fun fact! According to a study done at Harvard University, people who associate themselves as Bisping fans tend to be more successful in social and professional settings. Furthermore, the study also found a correlation between those who hated Bisping and those who were short tempered bitter virgins.

>black nails

UHHH. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

What did turby mean by this?

post the part where you wish he was your dad