what would you do if you were black?
What would you do if you were black?
kill myself
>tfw part black
rook to h2
Kill myself for not being part of the master race
black rook h2
white king g1
black queen g2
checkmate
> Cash welfare check
But for reals Qf4 looks pretty good
Rook to adjacent pawn, he must move the king and then you move queen adjacent to rook. Nothing he can do.
Oh, you mean skin color? Join a gang or kill myself, I don't know.
sorry to hear that,
... but yeah, white male king is in check and the only legal move is Kg1.
then what?
also, any other chessfags on pol?
checkmate in 2 obvious moves.
correct!
this
>what would you do if you were black?
nuffin
I din du nuffin
>steals a bike
that's too simple. even retards can solve this
get my welfare check
poland's got it
...
WE
>r takes h2
Rh2+
Kg1 - Qg2#
move white king to the right?
>implying this is in any way difficult
My wife's son who is 5 could see the obvious mate in 2.
b8-->>Q##
BxA8
be a king and an alien and a god and a rapper and a teacher and an astronaut
we wuz kangz
Kxb8
White to play and win. It's a combination, there's no immediate mate.
b8
>what would you do if you were black?
>ctrl+f "nuffin"
2
c'mon, Sup Forums
At least make the puzzle challenging
take the rook with the pawn, but its not mate in 1
Move my black rook and take the pawn at h2, check.
White king moves to G1 to get out of check
Move black queen to g2, checkmate
wouldn't the king just take the promoted queen? and then the rook due to check?
Devote my life to not being a nigger.
BishopW downleft
KingB upright
RookW up
Get money for dem programz
Ayoo imma kang an sheeit
Rape, commit crimes, get welfare, drag society down, blame white people for everything, cry racist, not work, breed like roach, participate in drive by, wear gang colours, start rap career.
This is the only valid answer. If I was a nigger I wouldn't be as smart as I am when white.
Chimp and flip the board, probably yell some BLM shit about all the black pieces I lost, generally just be too stupid to see white already let me win.
yes I meant it's bait
lol
Qe4
anyone up for a game on chess.com?
1v1 me Sup Forums
White pawn move 1 ahead.
Become queen.
Check.
Black king takes pawn/queen.
White queen takes black queen.
Checkmate
black rxh2
white kg1
black qg2
checkmate
I'm not very good but I'll play
Bxf7 then Ne6
>karjarkin vs magnus in the world champs
pajeet btfo
Queen C2 to E4 then Rook G2 to G4 checkmate
>mirin?
Was thinking that as well, but need to make sure Kxf7 is still okay
are you really rated 1572?
lel thats the obvious move and not the one I picked that also checkmates in 2 moves. I must be autistic. I guess I went against my first instinct only cause it was raised as a question and figured it couldn't be the easiest most obvious solution. I said...
It's called the Bobby Fischer trap
that's not a realistic elo
nuffin
Talk about how we wuz kangs n shit after I lost.
mines 1200, but I've only just started playing this year.
>en.lichess.org
getting DESTROYED
Rob white people and get away with it:
Step 1: target a rich liberal white family who doesn't own guns and lives in a gun free neighborhood
Step 2: start twitter war with nigger who looks like me and tell him to meet me at certain time and place to fight irl.
Step 3: rob the rich white people at gun point and shame them with white guilt and quotes from malcom x and mlk if the act up.
Step 4: drive away in getawaway car and call in the robbery to the cops in a "white voice" on a burner phone posing as a concerned white neighbor
Step 5: nigger lookalike shows up at the rich white people's house after I'm long gone and after i called the cops. This was the time and place I told the nigger to meet me to fight irl.
Step 6: cops arrest the lookalike nigger and the white folks I robbed are "100%" sure he's the robber because all niggers look the same to whites especially when they rob you.
Step 7: repeat this over and over. Profit $$$
im not really dedicated desu. im a novice so far
seems like a fun game
bobby Fischer was fucking awesome.
gg lad
gg
try this one
8/10 not a bad troll
Qg5 then Qg2
pretty good, you're into chess I imagine?
Kinda, though I'm far from good.
WHERE DO I LEARN TO GIT GUD AT CHESS REEEEEEE
chess tempo dot com
on the left menu>training>chess tactics
solve those puzzles for 10 minutes a day or more! The more the faster you learn!
Make an account and it will match your skill within 10 puzzles.
Each puzzle is a ranked opponent, so as you miss puzzles, you get matched against easier puzzles. Everyone's match results automatically ranks the puzzles by difficulty.
This is the fastest and best way to get good quick and have solid gameplay.
it's go time
Was Bobby Fischer redpilled or schizo about the Jews?
Hey I've also heard of this lichess.org place. Is that a good one too? Which is better?
both have the same concept, but chess tempo has a lot more options. If you fail, you can look step by step what the correct answer was.
The comments include other people posting why X common mistake wouldn't work and you can see another board playing it out
There's a stats page with your rank as a line graph where you can see your skill getting better over time which is really satisfying
it has a dedicated portion for endgame tactics (just how to actually mate someone)
lichess looks like it's still in beta in comparison
ok
but they are one and the same
isn't this fischer reshevsky from some US championship. looks familiar.
>collect welfare
>blame white and get away with everything
>rape dem white wimin
>drink malt liqour and eat alot kfc
>steal bikes on regular basis
>making a new mixtape
>playing basketball
lol yeah it
Im not him but have a 1505 elo chess IQ Test I took. Gives you 5 minutes per situation and tests your true potential. So basically how good we are when we don't make mistakes. At my level one mistake against someone as good as me is game over. Love chess and thats why Im obsessed with BJJ slowly kicking their ass.
>this is correct
Fuck white girla and make their dads angry, oh wait, I already do that
shit post on Sup Forums nothing would change
Actually I think the only reason I heard about this lichess place was because you can set up your own matches and give out special codes or URLs or whatever to anyone you want and they can play against you. Some place on 4chins I found a chess thread and everyone was sharing games and I wanted to participate.
I wish I knew how to play chess.
1) Move your tower to h2 - check
2) white has to move the king to g1
3) move queen to g2 - win
>AYY WHITE BOI WHERE DA WHIT WMEN AT?
i'd basically just say that all the time cause it's funny
yes, lichess is best for pickup games
Put the runner away from danger one to right-down and force the tower or king to be moved out. Then kill the tower.
Put woman to d3 and kill tower next round and you have checkmate
NEXT VICTIM ENTER
Nuffin
What's it like being an idiot?
>mfw i thought white queen was black
If you checkmate your enemy, he wins.
Quite relaxing actually.
In africa uniting my my people and teaching them right from wrong and forming a prospering country.. but thats my white brain working. SO I supose if I was black, Id be in a run down house in any major american city collecting welfare money to spend on weed and booze, food stamps to sell for extra weed money, and slinging crack on the side to buy more rims while dodging child support fees.
Fuck off, Arya.
Kill the other blacks, blame the whites for it and wait for the whites to overthrow their own queen.
Only way to do mate in 1 is to move pawn to b8 and transform it into a black knight.
Its kinda out of the box solution, but basically there are no rules saying you can't turn the pawn into a piece of the opposite color.