What would you do if you were black?

what would you do if you were black?

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kill myself
>tfw part black
rook to h2

Kill myself for not being part of the master race

black rook h2
white king g1
black queen g2
checkmate

> Cash welfare check

But for reals Qf4 looks pretty good

Rook to adjacent pawn, he must move the king and then you move queen adjacent to rook. Nothing he can do.

Oh, you mean skin color? Join a gang or kill myself, I don't know.

sorry to hear that,

... but yeah, white male king is in check and the only legal move is Kg1.

then what?

also, any other chessfags on pol?

checkmate in 2 obvious moves.

correct!

this

>what would you do if you were black?

nuffin
I din du nuffin
>steals a bike

that's too simple. even retards can solve this

get my welfare check

poland's got it

...

WE

>r takes h2

Rh2+
Kg1 - Qg2#

move white king to the right?

>implying this is in any way difficult
My wife's son who is 5 could see the obvious mate in 2.

b8-->>Q##

BxA8

be a king and an alien and a god and a rapper and a teacher and an astronaut

we wuz kangz

Kxb8

White to play and win. It's a combination, there's no immediate mate.

b8

>what would you do if you were black?
>ctrl+f "nuffin"
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c'mon, Sup Forums

At least make the puzzle challenging

take the rook with the pawn, but its not mate in 1

Move my black rook and take the pawn at h2, check.

White king moves to G1 to get out of check

Move black queen to g2, checkmate

wouldn't the king just take the promoted queen? and then the rook due to check?

Devote my life to not being a nigger.

BishopW downleft
KingB upright
RookW up

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Get money for dem programz

Ayoo imma kang an sheeit

Rape, commit crimes, get welfare, drag society down, blame white people for everything, cry racist, not work, breed like roach, participate in drive by, wear gang colours, start rap career.

This is the only valid answer. If I was a nigger I wouldn't be as smart as I am when white.

Chimp and flip the board, probably yell some BLM shit about all the black pieces I lost, generally just be too stupid to see white already let me win.

yes I meant it's bait

lol

Qe4

anyone up for a game on chess.com?

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White pawn move 1 ahead.
Become queen.
Check.
Black king takes pawn/queen.
White queen takes black queen.
Checkmate

black rxh2
white kg1
black qg2

checkmate

I'm not very good but I'll play

Bxf7 then Ne6

>karjarkin vs magnus in the world champs
pajeet btfo

Queen C2 to E4 then Rook G2 to G4 checkmate

>mirin?

Was thinking that as well, but need to make sure Kxf7 is still okay

are you really rated 1572?

lel thats the obvious move and not the one I picked that also checkmates in 2 moves. I must be autistic. I guess I went against my first instinct only cause it was raised as a question and figured it couldn't be the easiest most obvious solution. I said...

It's called the Bobby Fischer trap

that's not a realistic elo

nuffin

Talk about how we wuz kangs n shit after I lost.

mines 1200, but I've only just started playing this year.

>en.lichess.org/lBQDKFQG
getting DESTROYED

Rob white people and get away with it:

Step 1: target a rich liberal white family who doesn't own guns and lives in a gun free neighborhood

Step 2: start twitter war with nigger who looks like me and tell him to meet me at certain time and place to fight irl.

Step 3: rob the rich white people at gun point and shame them with white guilt and quotes from malcom x and mlk if the act up.

Step 4: drive away in getawaway car and call in the robbery to the cops in a "white voice" on a burner phone posing as a concerned white neighbor

Step 5: nigger lookalike shows up at the rich white people's house after I'm long gone and after i called the cops. This was the time and place I told the nigger to meet me to fight irl.

Step 6: cops arrest the lookalike nigger and the white folks I robbed are "100%" sure he's the robber because all niggers look the same to whites especially when they rob you.

Step 7: repeat this over and over. Profit $$$

im not really dedicated desu. im a novice so far

seems like a fun game

bobby Fischer was fucking awesome.

gg lad

gg

try this one

8/10 not a bad troll

Qg5 then Qg2

pretty good, you're into chess I imagine?

Kinda, though I'm far from good.

WHERE DO I LEARN TO GIT GUD AT CHESS REEEEEEE

chess tempo dot com

on the left menu>training>chess tactics

solve those puzzles for 10 minutes a day or more! The more the faster you learn!

Make an account and it will match your skill within 10 puzzles.

Each puzzle is a ranked opponent, so as you miss puzzles, you get matched against easier puzzles. Everyone's match results automatically ranks the puzzles by difficulty.

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it's go time

Was Bobby Fischer redpilled or schizo about the Jews?

Hey I've also heard of this lichess.org place. Is that a good one too? Which is better?

both have the same concept, but chess tempo has a lot more options. If you fail, you can look step by step what the correct answer was.

The comments include other people posting why X common mistake wouldn't work and you can see another board playing it out

There's a stats page with your rank as a line graph where you can see your skill getting better over time which is really satisfying

it has a dedicated portion for endgame tactics (just how to actually mate someone)

lichess looks like it's still in beta in comparison

don't suck this time!

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anyone join

ok

but they are one and the same

isn't this fischer reshevsky from some US championship. looks familiar.

>collect welfare
>blame white and get away with everything
>rape dem white wimin
>drink malt liqour and eat alot kfc
>steal bikes on regular basis
>making a new mixtape
>playing basketball

lol yeah it

Im not him but have a 1505 elo chess IQ Test I took. Gives you 5 minutes per situation and tests your true potential. So basically how good we are when we don't make mistakes. At my level one mistake against someone as good as me is game over. Love chess and thats why Im obsessed with BJJ slowly kicking their ass.

>this is correct

Fuck white girla and make their dads angry, oh wait, I already do that

shit post on Sup Forums nothing would change

Actually I think the only reason I heard about this lichess place was because you can set up your own matches and give out special codes or URLs or whatever to anyone you want and they can play against you. Some place on 4chins I found a chess thread and everyone was sharing games and I wanted to participate.

I wish I knew how to play chess.

1) Move your tower to h2 - check
2) white has to move the king to g1
3) move queen to g2 - win

>AYY WHITE BOI WHERE DA WHIT WMEN AT?

i'd basically just say that all the time cause it's funny

yes, lichess is best for pickup games

Put the runner away from danger one to right-down and force the tower or king to be moved out. Then kill the tower.
Put woman to d3 and kill tower next round and you have checkmate

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Nuffin

What's it like being an idiot?

>mfw i thought white queen was black

If you checkmate your enemy, he wins.

Quite relaxing actually.

In africa uniting my my people and teaching them right from wrong and forming a prospering country.. but thats my white brain working. SO I supose if I was black, Id be in a run down house in any major american city collecting welfare money to spend on weed and booze, food stamps to sell for extra weed money, and slinging crack on the side to buy more rims while dodging child support fees.

Fuck off, Arya.

Kill the other blacks, blame the whites for it and wait for the whites to overthrow their own queen.

Only way to do mate in 1 is to move pawn to b8 and transform it into a black knight.

Its kinda out of the box solution, but basically there are no rules saying you can't turn the pawn into a piece of the opposite color.