Everton vs Arsenal

Are you hyped yet, Sup Forums?

Starts in 5 bongs and 30 bings

Not really but okay

0-1 arseanal

ROOOONNEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

Same to be honest

hype is defo overstating it

>Merseyside Police wish to speak to this man in connection with an alleged theft of £6 million from the payroll of Everton Football Club; police officers also wish to question the man in relation to allegations of industrial sabotage which have resulted in £150 million of the club's money being used to knowingly purchase defective goods at vastly inflated prices. Ronald Koeman, 56 and originally from the Netherlands was last seen in the vicinity of Goodison Park on Thursday evening. Police are warning football club chairmen not to approach Mr Koeman as he is believed to be dangerous, and liable to cause severe damage to their businesses.

>the choke derby

Boring 0-0

1-3 arsenal

I just saved you all 2 hours of watching

everton could realistically win this game

as shit as arsenal are they'll still smash everton. 0-2. koeman sacked by the morning.

Everton are shit this season so I reckon 2 - 0 to arse

MOYES IN

Since Roony Koomy stole Benfica a Champions League and did a great job at the same club, I'm all for Everton today

he has a higher purrpass now

A match between two dead teams?
Nah

How long until Koeman shoots up Finch Farm?

>the Merseyside/North London delusion double header

not really
spurs v liverpool should be good though

>hyped

Well I'm going to watch every second and shitpost in the game thread but I can't say I'm happy about it.

>pooman
>poonger

Is EL-P the epitome of hip-hop lads?

This is the match thread?

Everton: Pickford; Kenny, Keane, Jagielka, Williams, Baines; Gueye, Vlasic; Sigurdsson; Rooney, Calvert-Lewin.
>Substitutes: Robles, Mirallas, Martina, Niasse, Klaassen, Davies, Lookman.

Arsenal: Cech; Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal; Bellerín, Ramsey, Xhaka, Kolasinac; Özil, Sánchez; Lacazette.
Substitutes: Macey, Wilshere, Giroud, Walcott, Holding, Iwobi, Coquelin.

I thought we'd have at least 200 posts before the match started so that a match thread would be an option but seeing as for some reason everyone still seems to be asleep we can use this as a match thread if we want.

MORE LIKE SELLBECK amirite

>ywn have a british mommy gf

So this is North London vs Merseyside day?

Nice. I love Moyes football style, so simple yet so fun.

>blue delusion v red and white delusion
>white and navy delusion v red delusion

>Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Why do so many half black british players have Double-barrelled names?

arsenal fans are not deluded though

1-1 victory for Everton incoming

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His name is a shop

it sounds posh innit

why did Everton sell the best striker in the league and replace him with an average teenager?

Fucking Yank stream playing ads for prescription drugs.
America is weird.

They never had KANE.

For me, it's AOL.

Only old people and fucking weirdos like me watch soccer at 730 am.

Just the fact that ads for prescription drugs are legal or accepted is weird.

>these sky player pics

>Cacazette
>Poozil
>Alexshit

Guys,the commentator says that Vlasic is adored by Everton fans,how the fuck is that possible,he's been there for like a month...

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>angry birds

sure to be the one game everton turn up for this season

>ARSENAL
>ARSENAL
>ARSENAL

nice chants desu

Sup Forumsrsenal

christ that arse kit is ugly as hell

>ramshit

>its 2017 and wenger is still in charge of Arsenal

That was easy, also >ramshit

how has he saved that

fuck off

>ramshit

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY

THE KEEPER JUST TOOK HIM CLEAR OUT

HOW CAN YOU NOT FUCKING GIVE THAT

Why isn't Ashley Williams benched yet? The guy is beyond horrible

Everton are actually shit

de refball

So 4 minutes in, and after we lost due to a diving nigger at watford, we've already been refball'd

great just great

PASS IT TO ROONEY

WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST RAN STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM

>there are actual arseanal customers itt

Man Everton are comedy gold, you couldn’t write some of this shit

However I’m looking forward to seeing Arsenal get beaten up for 90 mins since they’re all pussys

Why is the game held in The Library of Liverpool?

we'll dominate the game then rooney will score two jammy goals like he always does against us

>You now remember Everton's title challenge

they lost because they're shit

hope rooney gets a hattrick desu

>5Live shitting all over Rooney's hair transplants.

Loving every laugh.

Ashley Williams needs to be executed

>everton fans thought The Top 7 was a thing
kek

>LACASHITTE

Anyone else hope Arsenal lose so they can watch the autistic faggots on arsenal fan tv on YouTube?

FUCK SAKE LACAZETTE

fucking useless

Yes

t.Arsenal fan

>Lacacomposure

>FIFTY MILLION

How come Arsenal isn't lead by 3 goals right now?

pickGOAT is england's number one.

>cacazette

I don't understand la, we bought Sunderland's goalkeeper, Swansea's midfielder and Aston Villa's defensive midfielder and some fat, bald, slow reject from United

Why aren't we competing for the league, koeman OUT!!

>Lacanet

Game will end in a tie screencap this

Southgate disagrees.

>lmaocazette

>Angry Birds

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

They are starting to lose their magic, since they have no expectations anymore. What would be great is them going on a 10 win streak to get the fans' hopes up, then completely bottling the end of the season.

fuck off, 10 missed chances and the fat shrek cunt scores

fuck off xhaka, just fuck off it's fucking boring how predictably shit it all is

then he's a knob

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>cacazette

>arse

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I take full responsibility for rooney scoring

this

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

DAS IT WAYNE