Chicongo nightly scanner thread, U-haul drive bys and uncle Ruckus's hood safari edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=9bpDExbAcUU
lagangtours.com
youtube.com/watch?v=4w1wfJGzMzU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Burglar alarm

Never go full Robert.

FIRST FOR UHAUL

FIRST FOR ISLAM

U-HAUL MAKES KILLING EASIER

TONIGHT...

>Slide Whistle

>Aww Man!

>Thaaaank youu ~Shootings

>Hostages

>UHAULs

>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs

>Kidnapped bitches

>Home invasions

>Murdered puppers

>Stolen guns

>used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass

>Recovered, two shots fired

>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him

What a goddamn city.

fucking assault u-hauls

O shit it's quiet again

I was gone for a few days, what happened in chicago?

Yo what the fuck, for reals, what's with them an UHAUL trucks?

how many children have to die before we ban assault uhauls?

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with the complementary plow to clear the path.

Also:

> Robert

you forgot the man in the elusive nigger in a ghillie suit

forgot the dude who got one in his ass and another in his right ball and bled out

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You should ask what didn't happen.

We're stuck and fascinated the obsession these savages have with uhaul moving trucks

they cant go in the night, without robin.

Nothing "Happened" per se, a wise user simply started threads where we listen to the CPD city-wide police radio.

Prepare to get your mind blown by Chiraqwave.
youarelistening.to/chicago

Uhauls are pretty great if you need to commit a crime.

Unless someone gets a plate number you're golden, and since they often have out of state license plates if they don't also see the state, they'll have a really hard time tracking it down, especially off a partial.

The one thing that could screw you is the picture on the side, which is why they have them on there. They know people won't remember a plate number or a serial number, but they will be able to say "it was the one with the grand canyon on it" which can narrow it down a great deal.

nothing, it's business as usual

Fucking Randy.

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i fucked that sentence up. it's too late. i'm going to bed. night

Graaagh. Updated for next thread. Thanks.

Nothing happened in Chicago wee just listening in on the police scanner (copy paste the links at top)
And laugh at them

>1984


ITS HAPPENING

A man was shot in both the groin and the buttocks.

I wonder if they're all stolen?

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.45 acp will do that to you

what if it's the same fucking truck?

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Found your U-Haul youtube.com/watch?v=9bpDExbAcUU

>MOAR SHOTS FIRED
>NEAR THE PARK

>all uhaul trucks are the same truck
>it's some kind of alien collective consciousness

>more shots fired

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INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
10-1 OFFICER NEEDS HELP
10-99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
RADIO -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YANKEE -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

desu shes my type of woman..
whats the backstory??

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Did she died?

For whoever it was last thread looking for hood tours
lagangtours.com

Vid related
youtube.com/watch?v=4w1wfJGzMzU

>5 to 3 shots fired at south molouard
Ever it's a slip of the tounge or she DOSENT know how to bloody count

the fuck?

Nah, just had a long day drinking

so hot

>pops hood
>hey, nice battery, 1000 cold cranking amps
>tell me I shouldn't swap that out with something else

kek.

we're about half an hour away from when the crackheads wake up to get their fix

>horde tattoo

>It's a U-HAUL truck review

i missed nogs at night thanks senpai

It's the quiet hour when kek sleeps. 3:30-4:30 AM everyday.
Get comfy and bake bread.

>they really do make killing easier

>SLOW IT DOWN

Hahaha. She looks like an Orc too

>tfw the criminals in Chicago learn they've become internet celebrities
>tfw the crime rate surges

is this some kind of website made for GTA 5's release?

Hey, she looked just fine a few minutes ago? What happen? Pants ripped, stained, boobies popping out, dumb look on face.
OUCH, would still maybe drag to a hotel room and bang, but would throw her in the tub first and scrub her up.
That's not piss and shit is it?
No comment. But I saw a chick overdose on GHB and she started doing this before she started puking her intestines and passed out.
The famous fetal position. Yea someone must have roofied the shit out of her.

Which scanner are you guys listening to? (New to these threads) tune in broadcastify or youarelistining.to?

>Chiraqwave
I would actually call it (((cloudrap)))

>not getting the truck

>he's never been off his face

oh my sweet summer child

>tfw kek wins again

LEAVE REDDITFAG

>youarelistening.to/chicago
max /comfy/

first link in the OP for me

>FAMILY DRUNK RUINS EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE FOREVER. CPD CALLED.

m8y, you've already missed the bulk of it. not much going on anymore. it was crazy a few hours ago

>intoxicated family member
what did she mean by this?

The dispatchers will be celebrities at least.

>stable is not a condition

could I walk through chicago as an Australian or would I get harassed?

>Sup Forums sends pizza to chicago prisons
>criminals start believing their crime yields free pizza and korans

This cant be real

>tfw name actually is Robert so this is really distracting

>Safe passage
Aww man, that takes all the fun away from a safari.

Can you imagine an african safari where all the lions had been doped up with tranqs before hand? Its just not the real deal

I am pretty sure the brown stuff is just lain old generic mud.
The pics I think are from a function or even of some sort in Britain (perhaps horse races??) from a few years back. Just thought I'd share while we are all listening intently to the scanner feed.

You people better find the kazoo guy.
I would give him a pizza just for that.

you're white

Know someone from there. Know what you want to do there. Only go out in the day. Alway be alert. Trust no one, ever. As long as you do that, if you don't start no shit there won't be no shit.

its real from what ive read. came under scrutiny a while ago, comes and goes, but it should still be a thing.

chinese tourists tend to be common clients

drunk

Who here hype for 4th of july?

Gonna be a fun night.

You planning on bringing the Australian SAS with you while your at it?

night lads

Do you consider being robbed, beaten and/or shot harassment?

All nigas actually went to sleep.
This is like magic.

didn't niggers get paid not to commit crimes?

i was joking

I told you, kek sleeps at this hour.

its almost the same.
good night robert, ill brief you when you come back.

What if I went exploring on my own? I'd like to live on the streets in Chicago for a month and get lots of life experience

>Dat logo


>Evidence Tech called for problem solver in book bag

Can we go on a safari ourselves? Like get some guys to drive around in a mini convoy taking pics and driving to scenes on the scanner? Maybe livestream it?

I absolutely would do that but I don't live in Chicago.

it's nearly 4am


>that is correct mam

its just banter

you will get shot rather than get experience.