"T-they couldn't fly the eagles to Mount Doom because the fellbeasts would see them in kill them!"

>"T-they couldn't fly the eagles to Mount Doom because the fellbeasts would see them in kill them!"
>scene where the eagles arrive at the end shows them easily beating the shit out of all the fellbeasts

youtube.com/watch?v=uuPHF7_eWYk

Sharon would have seen the goddamn eagles enter mordor and
A.)sent all his goons to shoot it out of the sky
And or
B.)close up the smoky oven that is mt.doom

It's like you don't even care.

How about you read up on the lore and figure out where everyone's allegiances lie?

>A.)sent all his goons to shoot it out of the sky
They would fly higher. Orcs aren't shown to have archer regiments anyway.
>B.)close up the smoky oven that is mt.doom
Is he going to order his orcs to carry a giant boulder to the mountain peak?

The falcons only came after sauronman gets btfo by the midgets for a reason

Lol Gandarf just stops clunking swords and stands there for a minute not being killed. Wut

Mt.Doom could have been demolished with a few thousand barrels of gunpowder equivalent. We see helms deep, the unreachable fortress, get easily breached with one stocky cartridge of the stuff, it isn't hard to imagine there is a stronger, more plentiful powder lying in sauron's arsenal.

Fucking Christ this again

The Eagles are, for lack of a better word, demigods. Immensely powerful, and incredibly proud, divine beings. Like how Gandalf is Istari, you know, that world's version of an angel.

The Ring's pull becomes stronger the more powerful you are. And the Ring doesn't just make you invisible to people. It gives you what you most desire. Isildur, Gollum, Bilbo and Frodo wanted to vanish, be unseen. For men, who have free will, untied to the land, it was nearly irresistible. For fat fucking hobbits who eat themselves stupid, not so much. For the Eagles? You don't want that shit within a mile's fucking radius of them. Don't even let them see it. Why did Gandalf not shank Frodo and take it? He never accepted it and also Istari don't have access to the full breadth of their power on Arda, he's essentially working at probably half or less than half capacity, but he also knew what the deal was.

Why didn't the eagles share the load?

if gandalf was an angel then why he get shrekt by the witcher

If gandalf was an angel why didnt he just fly them to my doom himself

damn... i'm convinced, bookfags BTFO

if gandalf was an angel why didn't he just use magic to transport the ring to mt doom

Yeah whatever you fuckin nerd at least I have a gf

>You don't want that shit within a mile's fucking radius of them. Don't even let them see it.

The eagles carried Bilbo with the ring in The Hobbit. Just saying.

>send one super quick eagle to the slopes of Mt. Doom
>Saren is busy as fuck, what is one eagle going to do
>get eagle to pick up one volcano stone from the slope of Mt. Doom
>bring it to a blacksmith near the shire
>have the blacksmith melt the stone back into lava
>drop the ring in

Mind. Blown.

I always figured the big eyeball tower would just laser beam the eagles out of the sky or smthn

the Ring turned people invisible because it partially pulled them into the spirit world where Sauron and the Maiar actually exist. Only a very powerful being could wear it and stay completely in the "real" world, and thus remain visible.

>melt a stone into lava
>with medieval technology

Good luck, numbnuts

>They would fly higher. Orcs aren't shown to have archer regiments anyway.
They are literally shown when they slaughter the Gondorian cavalry
>Is he going to order his orcs to carry a giant boulder to the mountain peak?
He has trolls. Hell, if it were so important, he would probably make the fellbeasts carry it in tandem.

>beating the shit

They only seemed to get them busy so they couldn't provide air support

what if sauron has super quick helicopters? dumbass

But the eagles didn't know Bilbo had it. And if they did somehow know he had it they didn't know it was the One Ring.

>Good luck, numbnuts

>Magma is a complex high-temperature fluid substance. Temperatures of most magmas are in the range 700 °C to 1300 °C (or 1300 °F to 2400 °F)
>Melting point of iron: 1,538 °C
So either they have soldiers geared up in wooden armor fighting with wooden swords covered in metallic paint that look and sound suspiciously like they're made of forged metals like iron and steel, or they are more than capable of generating temperatures easily enough to melt volcanic rock

>scene where the eagles arrive at the end shows them easily beating the shit out of all the fellbeasts
You mean after sauron was destroyed and the armies of mordor were freaking the fuck out because the immortal malicious force that controlled them all was gone?
Put this shit on a timeline, you stupid fag.

They didn't know he had it and it was too weak anyway, between Sauron barely having started his recovery and the Ring itself being too far from him. The Ring's power peaks when Bilbo and company are in Mirkwood, because Sauron, AKA the Necromancer, is also in Mirkwood, hiding out and recovering his strength in Dol Guldur. This is the reason he loses his shit so hard when he almost loses the Ring to a spider, the Ring's influence on him is at its maximum here.

Lord of the Rings is fucking stupid.

you're fucking stupid

>mr jackson we need some more material to highlight the triumph over mordor
>uhhh arent the felbeasts still around? just have the eagles beat them up or something
>the... eagles, sir?
>yeah just do whatever you want with em. should send the message pretty clearly: good defeats evil
>well it's just... the eagles are already a major point of contention in serious tolkien discussion circles. some internet commentators, sir, they're bound to cause trouble when they take those images out of context
>haha... i'm sure they will :)

>reheated lava
>usable

Anyway, "forged in the fires of Mt.Doom". Reheated lava wouldn't work since it's not the fire of Mt.Doom

>some internet commentators
>2003
>anybody giving a shit about the internet

The ring doesn't turn everyone invisible. You only ever see it turn hobbits invisible and that's because they already have an uncanny ability to blend in to their surroundings

Wrong. Isildur became invisible when he put it on to flee from the orcs.

the eagles had large talons, a significant advantage

youre not understanding the concept

Or they could always take it to another volcano that's not Mt Doom.

It's the sparrow + coconut thing from Monty Python all over again

>"Fly, you fools!"

What did he mean by this?

>>scene where the eagles arrive at the end shows them easily beating the shit out of all the fellbeasts

Which was just after Sauron was destroyed and the entire Orc army was in disarray.