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Chinese century edition

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Wakey wakey wagecuckey

woke

Why is /asean/ so ded

why are you lot ded ?

I blame flips

daily reminder
only cucks would enjoy a /vn/

How do I get a cute Indonesian Christian gf?

true. you fuckers can't do anything on your own.

heyo heyo frens

hello friend. razing china to the grounds when?

nevah, red china best china

*hears knocking on door*

please blink twice if you're being held hostage by the wumao

Malaysia truly Asia

Everyone else fake Asia

>says the fake asian

M'laysia™ Truly™ Asia™

INDOMIE

where you at senpai
when we gonna meat up some girl

bit tired

2 more hour and i'm out of this office

your boss will see this pic

hello boss

haha
that's cute
but i'm using my own network instead of company

I had a cheap prostitute come to my house and she pissed on my shower , a week later I decided not cheap out and had meself a cute Thai lady we took a shower together, cuddled, played Blazblue (tho it was me winning) and fucked intensely , best part is that she didn't piss in my shower. Worst part I payed money for that .

hang out when

I'm too busy la, uni, settling bills and shit

Weekend but i can't promise :(

>best part is she didn't piss in my shower
Glowing praise.

i will pass by SP this saturday/sunday
lets grab burger king/mamak

WE

always assume you're being watched

...

BurgerKing is really close to my house unit uwu

your house ontop of those store?
or from skve to the first exit of the roundabout?

N-no comment

meet you at saturday then!

She kept commenting on how small I was compared to average niggers

Told her I'm part Indian descent
Sure

This is why i hate porn

...

kek

show her cuck nigger porn
that will show her

i have almost none anime image reaction

why are you replying to me instead of working?

but im taking a shit right now

But i'm an alpha con artist.

>tfw landlord bugging me about his rent

Its the 'blame Malaysia for everything' again despite evidence showing the opposite.
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>Eight Abu Sayyaf Group (ASG) militants detained in an anti-terror swoop on the eve of National Day were planning attacks on the celebration at Dataran Merdeka and the SEA Games closing ceremony on Aug 30.

>exerting effort on a shitpost

meant to quote

dead general

waiting for everyone to return from work/school

Do you know how do I make love with Vietnam ?

by securing their chinese border

We tried that in 1950, it didn't ended well

...

That didn't come out right.
I want my women like how I want my coffee.

since ur french, i wanna ask can i know the name of that one movie where a whole incest family relationship tht involves a parents 1 guy and 2 girls one has a short hair (whose preggers) another is a long hair. its posted in Sup Forums before but forgot to look it up then i remembered it when i was on flight to london using oman air and this passenger at the front is playing tht movie

Sorry I don't know
Have you tried Sup Forums archive ?
Or maybe you can ask here

I AM PINOY

Just fuck already you two.

test

I just wake up for my nightshift wagecucking.
Is it my moral duty to keep the thread alive during the night when all of you ingrateful putos are asleep?
No? I think so too.

There's a sale of toys in Toy Kingdom. I already bought my niece a gift for the Cuckristmas

do you plan on fucking her after you give it?

No. Are you some deranged individual? My niece actually has a mild autism like ours.

Is this bread dead?

I don't swing that way

>My niece actually has a mild autism like ours.
what does that have to do with anything? you bought her toys, it's your God-Given Right to feel the insides of that pussy.

It's okay if you say no homo before, during and after the sex. Also your balls can't touch his or else it's gay.

>"Heh, lights out cunt.."

its alright SEA is accepting of gays

B-but I do my living at night ;)

TANGINA MO. Don't ever reply to my posts again. Manyak na buang.

tfw /r/PH is prodrug use

I know what will make it alive. :3

that's just reddit

Duma

Uwu
i want to dominate a cute malay halal boii with my 6 inch mega buster

soon

Hello SEA let's talk about whose country is less shit until the thread is gone.
Where are my Thai bros at.

no,we love each other

Spend it on whores?

mean

All SEA are shitholes but in different ways:

Poor shitholes:
Laos
Cambodia
Indonesia
Vietnam
Philippines

Poor and unstable shithole:
Myanmar

Degenerate shithole:
Thailand

Boring shithole:
Brunei

Boring and souless shithole:
Singapore

Fake "multiculti"/progressive shithole:
Malaysia

wonderful post

I'm unironically too scared to hire women. I don't know what to do with it, maybe get into some hobby? Airsoft looks fun.

You have to trigger them to tirade

I guess depends on which one involved

100% accurate. I'm sure I'm a fucking degenerate myself.

But isn't SIngapore at least a rich shithole?

There's nothing wrong with recreational drug use once in awhile.

He didn't say it was poor though, just that it was boring and souless, which it is.

>Fake "multiculti"
What do you mean by that?
If anything we are true multiculti since there is no assimilation policy and every race are free to pursue their own race based education,politics,interest,etc
Chinese even have their own version of education ministry outside the govt using their own syllabus and stuff.
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Lol they will let him speak in the senate but will not ask about the drug invovment.

Basically a reverse delima treatment

Only pro dutsate allowed to do drugs now

Is it true that if you're Vietnamese and you can speak Chinese you can be abducted when you travel to China and forced to be a spy against Vietnam by the Chinese gov't?

Counter spy in Vietnam is crazy burger, you never know who's with the government

Ola mi amigo :DDD

Is Thailand more influenced by the Brits or Frenchies?
Don't tell its murica
Considering you are not a sexpat.

Buenos dias

Probably brits mainly because Anglo domination and language. Tons of my friend studied oversea in UK too. I'm an outcast.

Nothing wrong with it unless you use it i excess

Is it hard to get a chink gf in SEA?

no

I thought Indonesia was pretty rich.

The country yes, the people not so much.

>Fake "multiculti"/progressive shithole
Singapore applies to this category too