/seriea/ - Wanna hear a joke? edition

Matchday 9:
>Saturday, October 21st
18:00 Sampdoria 5 - Crotone 0
20:45 Napoli 0 - Inter Milan 0

>Sunday, October 22nd
12:30 Chievo 3 - Verona 2
15:00 SPAL - Sassuolo
15:00 Benevento - Fiorentina
15:00 Torino - Roma
15:00 Atalanta - Bologna
15:00 Milan - Genoa
18:00 Udinese - Juventus
20:45 Lazio - Cagliari

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>Wanna hear a joke?
yes, tell us

first for dzekgod

Third for go watch Blade Runner 2049 while you still have the chance to.

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CORNELIUS

CORNELIUSSON

I knew about the roma fan but the juve one is new to me

Torino 0-[1] Roma - Aleksandar Kolarov

feels good to be an Inter supporter

AMALA

unironically looking forward to spuds - livershit lads

Imagine watching this semen slurping match in San Siro.

>Kalinic

Under should be playing in the primavera, too inexperienced for this level.

Atalanta [1]-0 Bologna - Andreas Cornelius

Imagine having bought Milan season ticket out of excitement.

>yfw Milan sell Bonucci back to Juve for 8.5 mil in the summer after they miss CL

>yfw BBBilan

I'm Under this impression too

>is called Under
>should play with Under19 teams

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Man this pic is gold

M-my condolences.

>thinking Jewve will buy him back
It only goes downhill from here.

>lapashit

Nice desu ne.

Spal's binland player just kicked someone in the balls lel
benuldy for Sasol

wew that was close
>ever conceding to lapadula

>Domenino Brrrrrrrrardu

The joke doesn't work if you pronounce his name correctly.

can i get some milan memes, so i can send them to my milan supporting friend

Would you Montella in the NT?
I think regardless of your opinions on his coaching ability everyone could admit that he'd be better than Ventura.

>bruno peres

how do you pronounce his name.

>vocaroo.com/

Not quite yet please.

>is german
>knows how Turkish surnames are pronounced

>implying he won't go to inter as a sub for ranocchia
Full circle lad

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unger

Based Andreas

cucking Italy from within

is this ok?

>Phone call that saved Italy's economy

>t. Angelo Ogbonna

Best player ever, just look at this face, how can someone even compete?

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porco dio under fallo un tiro decente

*keeps it in the family*

>>t. Angelo Ogbonna
PORCA MADONNA

youtube.com/watch?v=JhunMRbUKWo

Why is Zapata still at Milan? I thought the baldman and the fatguy wanted to win?

Anyone know what I should cook for me and my gf tonight?

We have the "Ü" in germany aswell, so it's logical that we would know it.

The ü is pronounced similar to the u in "turk".

MONTELLA A CASA ALE
MONTELLA A CASA ALE
MONTELLA MONTELLA MONTELLA MONTELLA
MONTELLA A CASA ALE

KEK

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Indomie goreng

Stop giving Insigne the giant mascot boys

pasta alla borra

>gf
Fuck off faggot

Ravioli with a bit of mince meat (inside) and rosemary.

It was the same against Roma.

They do it on purpose.

based patrician 1-0 win

spaghetti alla carbonara, that shit is better than viagra, you will destroy that pusy after

sitting while some guy interviews you while standing is pretty rude

>He and the mascot stepped back because the mascot by Hamsik is actually the tallest

You make your girlfriend cook for you, not the other way around.

Montella sucks

>mfw it's real

fingers on the stamp button to cap Montella's grin after yet another brillian result lads

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Torino shouldve won tbqhwyr

>Both moneyball teams fail to win their games

>milan supporters right now

They were both shit

J U S T

>Spend 200m on memes over the summer
>12th in the table and manager smiling after 0-0 against Genoa

'No'
Maybe
Stay made bbilanista
Sounds good, but takes a lot of time to make it from scratch
Would love to, but I'm physically incapable of making good carbonara without the eggs splitting
It's [current year] Radja, don't be like that

Who's the other?

bonucci and milan played like shit on purpose to get montella sacked

making carbonara it's easy as fuck, do you need the recipe?

>Ancelotti comes back

>Plays 4ATB and benches Bonucci

>Would love to, but I'm physically incapable of making good carbonara without the eggs splitting
W-what do you mean by this?

what fucking game have you seen

I would give away my pinkie finger to see Ancelotti back at Milan

Please don't fire Montella before the second match with AEK, thanks.

nah
roma was bad but torino was even worse

Fagioli and Broccoli if you are into it

I guess Inter. Not like keeping the bus parked right in Naples is a bad thing tho

>it's another episode of Cuadrado and Khedira instead of Bernardeschi or Costa and the future GOAT Bentancour

spaghetti alla puttanesca

This year might be the worst for me in this decade. After 2012, at least I still have my local club fighting for the title. Now both are shit after they made a scene at the transfer.

but meneer this thing is tasty

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with that. I'd call that a tactical win by Spaletti.

sadiq was fucking awful today
ran offside constantly and fouled opponents throughout the game

Everton?

Udinese: Bizzarri, Ali Adnan, Danilo, Nuytinck, Samir, Halfteddson, De Paul, Fofana, Jankto, Maxi Lopez, Perica

Juventus: Buffon, Chiellini, Rugani, Alex Sandro, Lichsteiner, Khedira, Pjanic, Cuadrado, Mandzukic, Dybala, Higuain

Zapata and Romagnoli ain't worse that Chielinii and Barzali to be honest, so people should stop using this excuse to defend Bonucci.

Everton

>Tactical 0-0
Milan keeping the spirit of Serie A alive la

this bait need some work

>mfw watching EPL defensive errors galore
Triggered. It's like watching Milan again.

>It's [current year] Radja, don't be like that
I'm just kidding. It is said that men who can cook are popular with ladies. My, aren't you a stud then?

Cheers, lads.