>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN What a goddamn city.
Andrew Hill
i missed the ghillie part, what happened?
Levi Stewart
need advice for my sleeping bag trip. I like the anons idea of 'There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago'. i may document my experiences and learn hobo signs
Grayson Cook
>There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago
Stop! You guys are killing my sides.
Joshua Gomez
...
Josiah Jenkins
I'm not joking you are going to get fucking murdered.
David Allen
Reports of a guy in a camo grass suit running around.
they couldnt find him, moved on to a shooting
Owen Long
>He's using my title!
I'm so fucking proud. I'll buy a copy of the coffee table edition, you magnificent faggot.
Brandon Edwards
stream it
Tyler Barnes
...
Liam Torres
>yet another uhaul
Camden Clark
checked
Logan Watson
Since you are going to be our man on the ground July 4th weekend, I hope you know we're sending you to all these calls that come in.
For.. Documentation of course.
Daniel Taylor
>u-haul truck rego expires on 9/11
Brandon Garcia
>HERE WE SEE THE U-HAUL IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT
Jose Smith
>expire 9/11
this car will be put to the good uses determined by allah
Dylan Torres
Australians are this suicidal.
Kayden Murphy
Dont forget to post in the thread if you ever need assistance. I live in MN but I would caravan down some food and water and blankets and a knife if you ever need them.
Lincoln James
Truly a magical night. You just can't make this shit up.
Charles Martin
CO-WITNESSED!
Isaac Butler
i may periscope it, whats chicagos most comparable beer to VB?
if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written
Connor Lewis
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
first bit of advice: >AVOID UHAULS
Anthony Ramirez
You need a fucking eulogy written. And a last will and testament.
Juan Howard
Pabst blue ribbon it's a hit with the gangsters
Gabriel Smith
>you win the prize >10-4
Ryder Campbell
>if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written You know where we'll be, user.
We'll get you that foreword in spades.
Sebastian Sanchez
Old style
Gavin Mitchell
thankyou user but I want to survive on my own accord. you are welcome to hangout with me but we must live off what we can gather without external assistance
Robert Ramirez
Existing/former Chicago resident detected
Kevin Ross
Infinity dubs of truth. Old Style is the beer of Chicago.
Depending on my work schedule I may take you up on that when the time comes, i'll be in the thread
Ian Ross
Make sure to rent a uhual for your journey, driving one of those automatically puts you on peoples "don't fuck with" list
Isaiah Rodriguez
[muffed rape noises]
Zachary Gomez
>were fine over here >she's homeless in a porta potty Jesus christ
Thomas Sullivan
>taken a porta-potty
Elijah Flores
So 4-5am in Chicago is the safe time frame. I'm sure we'll get some crackheads waking up soon though. Anybody up for a daytime thread? I'll run it. Might go slower but could be fun.
Jaxon Anderson
>just a homeless in the portapotty
>oh good thank god for dispatch lol
Christian Adams
Thought I was the only one who caught that, da fuck is going on over there?
Jace Rogers
i doubt itd be slower desu, chicago never rests
Daniel Lee
>Here we are in the dindu's natural habitat. >As night descends the dindu moves out of its dwelling and consumes vast amounts of alcohol. >After the dindus have their fill they seek mates from the nearest females. >Growling and chest-beating accompanies robberies and kidnappings. >The dindu finally reaches a critical stage and begins to shoot everything in sight. >The dindu hides away into the darkness to begin the process again the next night.
David Nguyen
...
Leo Reyes
i think its best if i have a base camp but ill still bring a sleeping bag
Luke King
>homeless in porta potty >WHAAAAAH
Ayden White
In that case I'll do a thread all morning.
Lincoln Price
It's time for me to go to bed. Hope to see you guise again tomorrow and get more /comfy/.
Carter Taylor
>this is a "normal" night for Chicago Is this place an orc birthing pit?
Asher Rodriguez
>$1175 dollarydoos per night
Either rich or a troll. Either way if you go to Chiraq you'll get killed.
Brandon Sanchez
how the fuck do you have cash for this
Cameron Butler
...
Oliver Kelly
if steve was alive, he could catch those niggus from his chin, and make his moves.
Easton Parker
nice tactical thinking man, it wiuld be agood place to record events, shoudl report back there and catalog every 6-8 hours
Levi Scott
Man america is piss weak, you'll be sweet.
Tyler Edwards
nah man, just have it as a nightly thing
i cant lose entire days listening to the scanner
plus, the day isnt as exciting as the crazy nights
Ayden Williams
Yes. Chicago is the forges of Isengard.
Carter Martinez
Fairly slow night honestly.
Daniel Cooper
its hard to be a blood kin.
Jayden Bailey
Too much other shit goes on in the day, kek's happenings, you will be more focused on them. Enjoy your hookers.
Colton Moore
yeah I'm leaving too. see you tomorrow!
Bentley Martinez
Isn't our daytime your night?
Jaxon Cox
So... How dead is Clarissa when she gets back to NYC?
Leo Williams
people are paid well down under
Luke Diaz
>he doesnt listen to the scanner in his spare time to gain perspecitve on the Chicagoan pavement ape
Ryder Mitchell
>4:30 AM >a burglary has just occured Good morning KEK!
Aaron Cox
yeah, it's 7:31pm Wednesday
>burglary
Parker Butler
>c o n f l i c t z o n e Welcome to the city of kek.
James Bell
My guess is daytime is more robberies, burglaries, road rages, assaults, petty theft, carjackings, ect...just cause white people start moving then.
Night is nog only crime with shootings, stabbings, ect...
Dominic Morgan
>we've got a report from a school that a door has been broken in 4:30AM
Ian White
her boyfriend will probably believe her lying ass
>family is watching black sails, dont want to join them because scanner and i've seen season 3 already.
fug.
Juan Butler
$2,000 stolen
Dylan Garcia
What made dispatch-chan laugh?
Hunter Scott
I leave the next shift with the happening pasta. Keep it current!
TONIGHT...
>ROBERT
>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON
>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS
>Slide Whistle
>Aww Man!
>Thaaaank youu ~Shootings
>Hostages
>UHAULs
>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs
>Kidnapped bitches
>Home invasions
>Murdered puppers
>Stolen guns...
>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...
>...Recovered, two shots fired
>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...
>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him
>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach
>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol
>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift
>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage
>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN
>Homeless woman hollering in a porta loo scaring the cops
>tfw flirting with dispatch on city-wide
What a goddamn city.
Matthew Hill
Nogs breaking into a school. The hell is going on here?
Cameron Perry
Just some banter between cops laughing at nogs I'd say
Angel Taylor
im banking on trump winning the election
Julian Clark
Roger. Saved. Will update as needed.
Chase Morris
Something tells me they aren't break into to steal the exam rubric..
Henry Adams
Kek's work.
Henry White
Robert was confused about what channel he was on. Ended up flirting with dispatch. :3
Eli Hernandez
You're missing the homeless couple who lived under a bridge getting into a fight
Thomas Ward
it exploratative man, theyve never been in one before
Isaiah Roberts
>threads start at 2pm-ish here >im in the city all day baby sitting visiting family.
fucking hell, i dont care about your marriage, cousin josh, i just want to listen to nigs nog all day
Grayson Cooper
Robert getting some sweet dispatch pussy at end of shift.
Lincoln Sanchez
God speed user.
fuck. So i did. FIX THIS!
Daniel Thomas
Many homeless live under many bridges. Lower (aka "east") Whacker has been considered the homeless capital of the city since forever.
Charles Foster
Took me a minute to actually get that
Btw what time does night descend in chicongo in Aussie western time? I know it's a hassle but you guys have got two times zones which one is Chicago in?