Chiraq battlenet scanner End of nightwatch/nigger in red panties edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

Other urls found in this thread:

naturesoundsfor.me/
naturesoundsfor.me/robertcop
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON

>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS

>Slide Whistle

>Aww Man!

>Thaaaank youu ~Shootings

>Hostages

>UHAULs

>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs

>Kidnapped bitches

>Home invasions

>Murdered puppers

>Stolen guns...

>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...

>...Recovered, two shots fired

>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...

>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him

>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach

>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol

>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift

>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage

>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN
What a goddamn city.

i missed the ghillie part, what happened?

need advice for my sleeping bag trip. I like the anons idea of 'There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago'. i may document my experiences and learn hobo signs

>There And Black Again, An Aussie Shitposter's Journey To Chicago

Stop! You guys are killing my sides.

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I'm not joking you are going to get fucking murdered.

Reports of a guy in a camo grass suit running around.

they couldnt find him, moved on to a shooting

>He's using my title!

I'm so fucking proud. I'll buy a copy of the coffee table edition, you magnificent faggot.

stream it

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>yet another uhaul

checked

Since you are going to be our man on the ground July 4th weekend, I hope you know we're sending you to all these calls that come in.

For.. Documentation of course.

>u-haul truck rego expires on 9/11

>HERE WE SEE THE U-HAUL IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT

>expire 9/11

this car will be put to the good uses determined by allah

Australians are this suicidal.

Dont forget to post in the thread if you ever need assistance. I live in MN but I would caravan down some food and water and blankets and a knife if you ever need them.

Truly a magical night. You just can't make this shit up.

CO-WITNESSED!

i may periscope it, whats chicagos most comparable beer to VB?

if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

first bit of advice:
>AVOID UHAULS

You need a fucking eulogy written.
And a last will and testament.

Pabst blue ribbon
it's a hit with the gangsters

>you win the prize
>10-4

>if i make it into a book ill need a foreword written
You know where we'll be, user.

We'll get you that foreword in spades.

Old style

thankyou user but I want to survive on my own accord. you are welcome to hangout with me but we must live off what we can gather without external assistance

Existing/former Chicago resident detected

Infinity dubs of truth. Old Style is the beer of Chicago.

Also only a few more minutes until kek wakes up.

>disregard disregard all units

OFFICER HARRY POTTER

>if any wants to make their own background
naturesoundsfor.me/
and here is the rain set im using
naturesoundsfor.me/robertcop

fuck, i need to piss

Now is the time to do it.

dont do it here

Depending on my work schedule I may take you up on that when the time comes, i'll be in the thread

Make sure to rent a uhual for your journey, driving one of those automatically puts you on peoples "don't fuck with" list

[muffed rape noises]

>were fine over here
>she's homeless in a porta potty
Jesus christ

>taken a porta-potty

So 4-5am in Chicago is the safe time frame. I'm sure we'll get some crackheads waking up soon though. Anybody up for a daytime thread? I'll run it. Might go slower but could be fun.

>just a homeless in the portapotty

>oh good
thank god for dispatch lol

Thought I was the only one who caught that, da fuck is going on over there?

i doubt itd be slower desu, chicago never rests

>Here we are in the dindu's natural habitat.
>As night descends the dindu moves out of its dwelling and consumes vast amounts of alcohol.
>After the dindus have their fill they seek mates from the nearest females.
>Growling and chest-beating accompanies robberies and kidnappings.
>The dindu finally reaches a critical stage and begins to shoot everything in sight.
>The dindu hides away into the darkness to begin the process again the next night.

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i think its best if i have a base camp but ill still bring a sleeping bag

>homeless in porta potty
>WHAAAAAH

In that case I'll do a thread all morning.

It's time for me to go to bed. Hope to see you guise again tomorrow and get more /comfy/.

>this is a "normal" night for Chicago
Is this place an orc birthing pit?

>$1175 dollarydoos per night

Either rich or a troll. Either way if you go to Chiraq you'll get killed.

how the fuck do you have cash for this

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if steve was alive, he could catch those niggus from his chin, and make his moves.

nice tactical thinking man, it wiuld be agood place to record events, shoudl report back there and catalog every 6-8 hours

Man america is piss weak, you'll be sweet.

nah man, just have it as a nightly thing

i cant lose entire days listening to the scanner

plus, the day isnt as exciting as the crazy nights

Yes. Chicago is the forges of Isengard.

Fairly slow night honestly.

its hard to be a blood kin.

Too much other shit goes on in the day, kek's happenings, you will be more focused on them.
Enjoy your hookers.

yeah I'm leaving too. see you tomorrow!

Isn't our daytime your night?

So... How dead is Clarissa when she gets back to NYC?

people are paid well down under

>he doesnt listen to the scanner in his spare time to gain perspecitve on the Chicagoan pavement ape

>4:30 AM
>a burglary has just occured
Good morning KEK!

yeah, it's 7:31pm Wednesday

>burglary

>c o n f l i c t z o n e
Welcome to the city of kek.

My guess is daytime is more robberies, burglaries, road rages, assaults, petty theft, carjackings, ect...just cause white people start moving then.

Night is nog only crime with shootings, stabbings, ect...

>we've got a report from a school that a door has been broken in
4:30AM

her boyfriend will probably believe her lying ass

>family is watching black sails, dont want to join them because scanner and i've seen season 3 already.

fug.

$2,000 stolen

What made dispatch-chan laugh?

I leave the next shift with the happening pasta. Keep it current!

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>Ghillie Suit Ghost RECON

>CHECK YOUR KEYS, CHECK YOUR KEYS

>Slide Whistle

>Aww Man!

>Thaaaank youu ~Shootings

>Hostages

>UHAULs

>Homeless people spawncamping ATMs

>Kidnapped bitches

>Home invasions

>Murdered puppers

>Stolen guns...

>...used to shoot a dude in the groin and ass...

>...Recovered, two shots fired

>Victms are not pressing charges, over. ...10, 4 Robert...

>CPD Checking up on some cuck's cheating ass bitch in NY for him

>Pregnant woman kicked and punched in stomach

>Man busts cap in his own ass with bookbag pistol

>Dispatch backlogged, potentially until next shift

>Spic fairy with a .45 holds another spic hostage

>BLACK MALE IN RED PANTS...PANT...PANTIES? SCARING CHILDREN

>Homeless woman hollering in a porta loo scaring the cops

>tfw flirting with dispatch on city-wide

What a goddamn city.

Nogs breaking into a school. The hell is going on here?

Just some banter between cops laughing at nogs I'd say

im banking on trump winning the election

Roger. Saved. Will update as needed.

Something tells me they aren't break into to steal the exam rubric..

Kek's work.

Robert was confused about what channel he was on. Ended up flirting with dispatch. :3

You're missing the homeless couple who lived under a bridge getting into a fight

it exploratative man, theyve never been in one before

>threads start at 2pm-ish here
>im in the city all day baby sitting visiting family.

fucking hell, i dont care about your marriage, cousin josh, i just want to listen to nigs nog all day

Robert getting some sweet dispatch pussy at end of shift.

God speed user.

fuck. So i did. FIX THIS!

Many homeless live under many bridges.
Lower (aka "east") Whacker has been considered the homeless capital of the city since forever.

Took me a minute to actually get that

Btw what time does night descend in chicongo in Aussie western time? I know it's a hassle but you guys have got two times zones which one is Chicago in?

about 2-2;30, mate

EASTERN I MEANT BLODDY EASTERN

About 9pm CST.

Continental US has 4 timezones user.

Chicago is Central Standard Time

Sorry I meant eastern Australian time?

well roberts.. see you later.

yeah mate, see

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