/carib/ - RIP in peace crib v2

I hope you all crabs are safe and ready to weather this storm.

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>living in paradise
>drinking cocktails all day
>literally life on easy mode
>still complaining on 4chen

>tropical storm JOSE

GRINGOS BTFO

>Suddenly no rain
>No wind
>Literally nothing
>Not even the usual bugs and frogs are singing

What the fuck is happening?

It begins...

Guess the storm ended early. Get out and siesta, my friend.

Or it's the eye, take cover, you're gonna die.

Can't be, I'm above the eye.

Err, I meant bellow the eye.

This was in The Day After Tomorrow

Take cover, or you will most definitely die

Hrm. Day After Tomorrow scenario seems unlikely, but don't take any chances. Wrap some blankets around yourself before you go outside.

>tfw gay Costa Rican user will die before he posts a picture of himself

you are online far too much. Go to bed

We're gonna get rekt while our overlords are going to sigh in relief because they didn't get hit.

It cool though, but then suddenly everything already leaned over, stressed and damaged one way gets blown full blast in the opposite direction for another however many hours.
I remember my dad opening the door to look out during the eye, he looked few seconds too long and suddenly the door almost got ripped off.

RUN.

who /nervous/ here?
t. savannah

Gib taxes if you want help from FEMA

>Be American
>Build house out of plywood and plaster
>Lose house in storm

its not paradise when you have to actually work, its not a vacation its real life.

To be honest I don't really get how most American can feel secure in those paper wall house.

Reposting for people who still have time to prepare.

You know Costco makes it pretty easy to prepare for Happenings.

costco.com/emergency-kits-supplies.html

Look how easy Costco makes it to prepare for happenings.

thx senpai.

That's where I got all my shit on sunday. I hope I won't have to eat meat or animal stuff but if I have to Ill do it.

Barbuda about to get rekt
good luck boys

This happened not too far from me a few years back. Couple left the gas on to fill the house and rigged a detonator to collect insurance money. Couple people died. Everything here is built to be as cheap as possible to wring out every dollar. Tornadoes tear our shit up on a regular basis. Makes me glad I live in a solid built house from 1957 that's survived everything the world has thrown at it.

What the fuck, it exploded like a matches castle.
Fuck, that's simply scary.

can't find any barbuda streams, only the larger islands have 'em
disappointing t-b-h

Barbuda has like two people on it

Not for long.

you're a special kind of dumb

you are no fun

wait wtf you go to RUM?

It's like 1600 people, but still they're about to be run over by a cat 5 behemoth

ahahahahaha get fucked

>fellow anons are most likely dying as we speak

>9152627 >
they'll be alright lad

Buy some Vitamin D3 tablets.

Costco sells like 2000 IU Vitamin D3 tablets. Take it once a day since you won't be getting any sunlight in a long time.

Also, buy some salt and sugar as well to mix with water if you feel like you overdosed on water and get tired of drinking water.

vitamins won't help him now user

Is it cringe to use this as a flashlight??

I'm going to bed. Probably gonna lose internet and phone service before i can check in again. I'm kinda scared about what tomorrow holds. Wish me luck

you'll be in the middle of a fucking huricane fish who the fuck gives a shit about how cringy is it

Good luck mate. I went through a category 3 in Florida and had no power for 2 weeks so you'll probably be out for a while.

Are you well prepared mate?

Good luck

What's up with the Gulf that is like a hurricane magnet? Feel bad for the Caribbeans getting hit by them all the time.

Thanks! Plenty of water, ice, food, propane, gasoline. Gonna be in a solid house with concrete over our heads. I feel ok, just uneasy. This is the first real storm I've been through and it all feels so surreal.

Thanks man

You'll be alright man, don't forget to pray my man!

I can't sleep

Stay up all day, sleep through the storm.

Ayyy they named a storm after me.

ORLANDO

I will probably be too scared to sleep then.

what if it's Jose?

No you fag, the other one

Stay up all day and become sleep deprived. Stare outside into the wind and watch all the visual hallucinations go by.

Good luck bros.

>pressure is lower than most powerful hurricane in history
rip

Vitamin D3 is a hormone that fights depression and stimulates the immune system.

Those under siege by hurricane will be missing this vital hormone difficult to acquire from diet.

Only few food sources have Vitamin D3 like Sardine but you're going to have to eat a shitload of sardines just to even get 1000 IU.

Buy those fucking Vitamin D3 pills, dude.

You're not sleeping anywhere near heavy things right like book shelves or anything like that?

Don't sleep next to your air conditioner either. It could fall.

Becuase you're stressed.

Do you have time for a warm shower? Maybe take a short warm shower and then after you cool down after a shower, you should start feeling sleepy.

That's what I do to fall asleep sometimes.

stay safe, friends!

Good morning anons, how is it going?

It's dead hour right now, so everyone's either asleep or dead by the hurricane.

Good luck guys
Hope you fags will all make it.

>tfw no natural disasters in you're county

You mean not in the last couple of months?

Aren't you somewhere in the Caribbean?

I'm Dutch.

No, I switched from caribou to weeboo.

Sint Maarten gonna get it full force.

This headline, lul

Worst hurricane in the Atlantic Ocean ever. Can obliterate EVERY island

Giving some news from over there.
I think the Hurricane went more North than people expected so we haven't got any wind or so but it's been raining a lot since 2AM
Apparently the northern coast of the island still got some severe storm surge tho

nigga we aint dumb, this isn't our first hurricane
also we'll get like maybe 2 days without sun wtf you talking about vitamin d deficiency

>we
>flag

>went more North

God fucking damn it. I was really hoping it wouldn't move towards me.

Best part is a water pipe just fucking busted and started spewing water out of the wall. I'm 100% out of a running water now and the stupid fucking storm hasn't even touched Florida yet.

Just get it over with.

>I don't know that people can travel

>Americans telling caribs how 2 prep
lel

Poor Antigua. Their retarded little brother is ded.

Even I know how to prep and I live roughly 500 miles inland

Wind and rain in usvi. Just lost power too. This is it

I thought you were getting btfo

Oh fuck, I live on an island

2pm the eye will be just north over us

This is the largest hurricane ever recorded over the Atlantic. It's triggering off seismometers in the regions it's passing through. Pretty amazing.

This may legitimately qualify as Category 6.

F

youtu.be/M2Zb2rtuzUY

there's no such thing as a cat 6, there's one storm that's surpassed Irma in terms of sustained wind speed anyways.

Ayyyy my veganbro, you should've seen the vegan aisles on wal mart. Shit was ripe for looting

>tfw surinamese gf

Even the sound is already spooky, man I'm glad we have our natural typhoon shield.

Shit still clear on my end, helping my old man finish tying down the roof. By noon we shouldn't be doing anything but wait it out.

Good job, user. Just woke up to good news of Irma going slightly upwards.

not even memeing how do you tie down a roof

Sint Maarten

mobile.twitter.com/bienglace/status/905398354275946496

are you guys still alive?

is bahamas ok

LITERALLY

>The four "most solid" buildings on the island of Saint Martin have been destroyed, French Interior Minister Gérard Collomb announced.
>There was still no news of casualties and more damage was possible, he said.
>The category five hurricane, the highest possible level, has sustained wind speeds reaching 300km/h (185mph) as it sweeps through the Caribbean.
>that catwalk
Living dangerously I see. Stay safe, lad.

Why is doggo locked up?

Yes we are, our Architecture is top notch.
You'll need your rest for post on storm clean up

Shit nigga, will your house be ok?

Take the poor doggo inside

Netherlands love their islands!

mobile.twitter.com/MinPres/status/905344830167023617

Also fun for carib Dutch to read what the average Dutch mainlander thinks about our carib Dutch brethren.

That was our old entry, haven't used that door in years.
For crimes.
It went through George unscathed, we'll see now.
We aren't going to leave her there are you crazy, it's until we finish.

How tf can a tin roof survive a hurricane? Regardless of ropes

Nigga, you're gonna watch the sky unfold above your head, when the wind has taken roof

1 rope vs 300km/h zinc and tree branches. Cmon now lad
Also take your doggo inside if you want to have said doggo post storm

Wish I could experience a hurricane tbqh.

Nothing exciting ever happens here