I want to marry an european, how do I make an european person fall in love with me?

I want to marry an european, how do I make an european person fall in love with me?

B urself

>an european

Triggered

cook them some homemade sopa de macaco

I hope you avoid marrying a wh*Toid subhuman.

Be a girl (female)

dance, date and say nice things
basically be the opposite from the average european

Win the Brazilian league and go to the Primera Liga

no bully :(

I wish I was a grill, things would be easier

Get a gun and go bully some tourists then mate

marry what?

A Male European ?

Get American citizenship

lmao

but bullying is morally wrong

either gender is fine, but if I married a man I would prefer playing the passive role

but why?

I think so too. But idk if there's really much to do in Brazil man. Kinda sad

well, technically I'm European because I have citizenship, but I've never lived there in my other country

Well go on then mate. Tell me your story. Got about 25 minutes to kill

nothing much to tell user, my great-grandparents were italians, them i send italy some documents and they were like "congratz m8, ur italian now". i guess this could help my quest of marrying an european, but i really don't know anybody there, so not much reason for me to go live there

Might as well go live in Milan or something mate. Might be nice

No extended family?

>Might as well go live in Milan or something mate. Might be nice
It might be, but it's probably expensive...

>No extended family?
No.

Do Brazilians have nice asses?

Asking for a horny friend.

Me too.

Would you take an American?

only if you were a pretty girl and for as long as your prettiness lasts... and even then there would be catches

Do you like girls*? If so you can marry me!

Only if you fly me over

>bruce trying to steal brazil-user's potential gf
How opportunistic and evil.

She's my gf already

Piedmont belongs to Australia

post pics with timestamp

What's the catch here?

reincarnation

Mental instability, low life expectancy and inability to pass on your genes to a new generation. On the upside you'd have a lifetime supply of cuddles!

I really wish foreigners would learn when to us "an" and when to use "a" correctly.

>low life expectancy and inability to pass on your genes to a new generation.
Wait wtf. You ok man?

pic is inb4

Do you mind me asking what you have?

i would suck 10000 unwashed albanian cocks for a citizenship of ANY EU country

Try Albania :^)

it's not a EU member state though

sounds qt desu, perfect specimen for all kinds of abuse.

Just charge 1 euro

10000 Euros and you can just disappear in a EU cunt

I would marry a mentally unstable Italian girl. Would you go for an Anglo boy?

Probably a dick.

Be Neymar