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anyone wants to open up a pub with me?

>tfw trans gf

Sore loser tb h

dos secondos

beautiful legs

hows /gf2017/ going user

nonce

Love the trolls on the daily mail comment section, have me in tears every time

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need a whale gf

you fucking monster

GET'IM JANNYBOY

it was /fiance2017/ for me and I smashed it

you should be locked up

>Disgust

>trolls
no those are their actual opinions, believe it or not

couldn't go to the gym yesterday cause "you need at least one day of rest"

psshhhhht, im back baby

like the chub but stretch marks put me off. you don't just get them on fatties

O-|8---

business idea: call nonces 'noncester' (nonce + monster)

Injuries are bad for health and progress

8===D~~ ( . Y . )

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

Keep the kids, deport the racist

why are yanks so dim

yeah right

*back keeps cracking*

that's only true for the muscles you've worked
if you're just doing full body every time then just keep doing it because you won't have fully fatigued any

got an uncle from noncester
weird one he is

yep got a trans gf.

:O ~~~~C========3

you on the left, me on the right

:)
me afterwards

got a 2:1 from the university of Noncester

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they're just richer than you

>yep
>got a trans gf
these don't go together

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

~C=| | | | ==3

avin a wank

THE AUSSIES HAVE GOT TO GO

if us nukes the hurricane, will she die?

thats not even a dick

wrong
she's been on hormones for awhile now and is legally a girl
makes my dick so much harder than a cisgf could :3

bender

WHAT DO WE WANT?

want to have an affair with a married woman or a girl in a relationship

I'm being picked on again ;_;

you're both mentally ill

ill pick my dick in your bum lol

based

peng

girl who wanted me to model for her hasn't called

how does not seeing dicks make me gay

>english flag
baste paki man

yes, yes we are
but saving pictures of ribena is a far more serious indicator for disorders imo

haha madting wagwan innit?

>first day off in months
>overwhelming urge ot turn it into a coke binge like every weekend day is

hello, david? i'm REALLY tempted

the singularity is near

youtu.be/FHCYHldJi_g

those are shit. the biscuit part is too hard and dry

Will never have a gf. Simple as, I'm dying a virgin.

manchild vermin

poptards for breakfast lmao

FCUK YOU!!!!!!

baboon nonce

>girl who wanted me to model for her hasn't called

absolute mong

only kids would eat those without complaint . kids eat anything that's chocolate even if the chocolate is shit
who is david. stop referencing things only you understand

new girl at work just dragged me into the disabled bogs and shoved her hand down my trousers

feel violated

At night I levitate between the ground and ceiling

David, King of the Jews and ancestor of Yeshua

see what i done

came in a black benz, left in a white one

simpsons references are actually quite well known on the whole
it's david crosby

t. people who like shit biscuits

pengturtle in then?

na just me phimo

>david crosby
Literal who

FOY

oi jordan reply to my message on facebook haha

stop impersonating me

How bad is it lads?

im a biscuit connoisseur and you're wrong

oi jake stop messaging me haha

Where's Thailad?

I have higher bf% since then
need to lose it again

i only eat tesco finest and you're wrong

>18 years old
Fucking hot!
>17 years old
Fucking gross!

Can't wait to see how 2050 disappoints me

doin a bing bong

sucking off the king

pelesquasia

( ; ) C===8

correct

at your age it would be wrong to be into an 18 yo as well tbf

whats the AOC in straya

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Flying cars are pretty shit ayways.

might take up archery again

t. fierce drag queen

I'm only 8 years older.

16

only freaks do archery

Elf.