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Ur not a baller edition.

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anime

australians belong in cages

good song

Turns out I can probably get dla lads should I bother?

sue

love being a druggy degenerate ngl

choon incoming
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well it's way less risky to carry around than weed even, the actual tabs are tiny and it doesn't smell
I mean as long as you're not making the transaction in the middle of the high street with 2 police watching you you're not exactly going to get caught

Its like a piece of paper in fact its probably the hardest to detect you could probably smuggle lots of it on a flight

one of the ugliest anames ive ever seen

Plenty of drugs don't actually do shit to you though and shouldn't be illegal

did speed for a month in small doses and it was the most productive I've ever been

had a nightmare

shes cute

any paypig man in?

>The Church's teachings on faith and morals were "authoritative", Jacob Rees-Mogg said, but he added it was not for him to judge others.
>However, he said he was completely opposed to abortion.
>"With same-sex marriage, that is something that people are doing for themselves," he said.
THEN WHY DID YOU VOTE AGAINST SAME SEX MARRIAGE LIKE 7 TIMES YOU RAT FINK BASTARD CUNT???

then what's the point in doing them

afaik police cant arrest you just because its addressed to your house in the post. They'd still have to prove you bought it

CUTE anime girls

UGLY WHORE

Sorry what I meant was that they don't have serious negative effects

everyone here telling you to "do a trade" is a fucking retards anons dont do it.

it was the worst 3 years of my life.

>work in shitty weather
>make shitty money\
>work with alcoholic retards
>do labor intensive work 8-12 hours a day
>body hurts everyday
>permanently fucked up my back and hands

and i was only an electrician

best move i every made quitting that shit

i mean I'm a hard man I could handle it but wouldn't suit some of the soft cunts here, specially the aussies

...

sick of gays

>don't actually do shit to you though
>mind expanding
Yeah, nah.

for the experience?

don't care u bent cnt

just because he appreciates it's something people want to do doesn't mean he's going to go against his beliefs and vote in favour of it, given the chance
he says in that same article that Britain isn't catholic and shouldn't have to follow its rules

because he's a good christian and knows filthy bummers are going to hell

>i mean I'm a hard man I could handle it

doesn't sound like you handled it, sounds like you're a poofter

yeah I went to amsterdam a couple of years ago and one of the people I was with tried to send some hash to ireland from NL, the package never arrived so was probably confiscated but nothing happened to the people he was sending it to

love making girls suck my dick for a bit of charlie

Pushing the

>le everybody goes to university!

Meme and turning all the polytechs in to third rate unis was one of the biggest mistakes this country has ever made

d'aww did the real electricians make the baby apprentice do all the hard work?

the only thing you could handle is my impossibly tiny minuscule shrimp-like penis

>intensive work
>pulling cables
Ok

>tfw knew this at 18 and avoided the whole thing
feels good man

NZ is one of the worst countries to import from for obvious reasons. Customs are extra alert to check packages from there.

can feel myself becoming more based and redpilled every day lads :D

did you mean NL or is new zealand bad too

yes
I dislike how more and more lower skilled jobs are requiring degrees now
seems somewhat silly that you need a degree to work in an office

*NL

so frikn hella baist my dude kep it up xD !!!

Did the man run the wire
Did the man flip the switch

shadiloo praise cuck and praise the braised cod emperor

Experience is still better on a CV plain and simple.

Used DNMs for months, only use UK vendors. Most stuff gets delivered NDD. My old dealer is vexed

Morrisons > Waitrose

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post yfw you see an entitled student walking down the street

>seems somewhat silly that you need a degree to work in an office
i also dislike that you need experience in a higher tier job for a lower tier job

e.g. cashier; must have 2 years managerial experience

understood 6 words in this post

fun story: I lost the lid to my USB stick and after a year I found one on the street that matched my exact USB

sainsurys > tesco > asda > any other "super"markets

fun story: I lost a pair of sunglasses and never found them again

yeah just got home from cex, traded my ps4 in to send to rosy

fun story: I lost the lid to my USB stick and after a year I found one on the street that matched my exact USB

could have gone to oxford or cambridge if I wasn't born up north and had an accent

Heha

fun fact: the drummer from def leppard only has one arm

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thought they were cracking down lad and most DNM vendors had fucked off

what do you use now alphabay is down?

the big morrisons are better than big asdas no contest

good lad

Who isn't a student?

fun story: I lost my virginity to a man

Heha

would shag rosy
don't care about her face

imagine being filthy rich

never having to work, going on exotic holidays when you feel like it, living in a mansion driving an amazing car

Literally just doing what he fuck you want, when you want.

Some people are living this life right now. Me? Nah m8 sat in a literal prison(read: office) spending 3/4 of my day doing something I don't want, earning just enough to keep myself alive

love it haha xxx

it's not possible to refute the fact that Morrisons is the best shop
It's cheap
The meal deals BTFO the other shops
The cooked chicken counter
Freshly baked cakes and stuff
Salad bar
It's got everything

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Not voting 'cos it depends on how long you've been up and when you're off to bed. Also, what you have left to do today. If you were up at 6am or earlier, and aren't gonna be looking after kids, I'd say go for it.

LOL YOU WANT TO HAVE MONEY AND FREE TIME?

LOL RETARDED DEANO IDIOT!!! LOL LOL DEANO!!!
HE DOESNT WANT TO WORK 24/7 LIkE A SLAVE?????? DEANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't understand filthy rich people

surely they can afford to wash themselves

I like morrisons because it's really close to my house

yes
its got everything tescos has
fukof di

hey how are you brit? :)

you just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps

woke up at 12

got fuck all to do today

I'm a neet who lives by myself

Just moved into my new flat in Portsmouth lads
Its grim

traderoute. still plenty of good vendors about

dream is still up, but fuck that site

*walks into the room with a towel around my bottom half, dabbing myself dry with wads of cash*
alri lads

business idea: forge my ancestry documents so that it says i'm descended from muhammad and then move to saudi arabia and claim my inheritance

i dont understand this weird hate for educated people that america has

i suppose its just a reflection of the jealous, bitter nature of its citizens

I'm going for a food shop not a takeaway.

Morrisons is pleb tier, barely above Asda

I heard it was actually an alright place

um money is made of plastic x

>it's a "friend made a snapchat story last night complaining about his flatmates" episode

at times I'm glad I live in my mum's house

They do good thick bread.

me too
mine was called Yuan.
and yourself?

im still in bed rn haha

feel like pure shit just want her back x

sainsburys meal deal was the king until they fucked it

jus' lik ur nans jubblies m8

is your mum pretty and warm?

to match your good thick head
*pushes your head*
'ey?
*forces your head*
'ey? haha

love it when the bf pulls out my arse and i suck his willy

nans dead x

Which supermarket has the best readymeals

I was just just being ironic m8 I lost it to a woman like any non bent cunt

Then it doesn't really make any difference unless you're genetically predisposed to binge drinking like I am. I had to quit because every time I touch the stuff it sets me off. Wake those demons and I'm drinking for 3 days, and at my age it takes 5 days to recover.

I'd say drinking as soon as you're up is a bad idea. At least get some shit done first then use the beer as a reward.