Walk out of theatre showers

>walk out of theatre showers
>see this

what do?

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Is that motor oil?

>not filtering out the mercury

>tfw it's actually 19 feet deep
>tfw you will never jump into it only to never resurface

Probe for any theater snapping turtles and then wade through it.

run to the stables and get out of there before I'm sent to the punishment locker.

>the theater tar mines are leaking again
i fucking hate it when this happens

>he doesnt own a theater skimboard

>be american
>go to europe, some country called france
>visit their cinema showers
>they don't have seats in their showers
>they don't have personal sponge bath assistants
>they have signs that prohibit peeing in the shower
Fucking frogs, low tier cinema.

>user didn't pay for the pre-film gondola tour

I apologize for my anal leakage and go back to enjoying my evening watching (Amy Schumer, Trans-Gendered, CIA-Sponsored or minority hardship) film.

10/10!

Use my theater towel as a vine and swing across

Looks better than the actual floor/10.

Who is the Ausistic Neckneard who brought his entire collection of pissbottles to the theatre when they weren't properly sealed?

Again?

Hate myself for forgetting my special theater boots.

My mom: I'm not cleaning that up.

*canned laughter*

not flying on the back of my pet falcon home

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

Black wallpaper. y/n?

Thats the floor you retards

Do a 360 and get the hell out of there.

I quip for a non-existant camera because my only social interactions have been with Marvel capeshit so I assume that's how people really are.

>someone hasn't been pottytrained
>this isn't supposed to be a horror movie?
>global warming, am I right?
>ah man, that carpet really tied the room together

>drink kiosk is all out of soda
>employees direct you to the hallway to scoop out some cinema ooze for yourself

Why didn't the Theater's wizard use the falcons to get across?

does that theater look like it has a wizard to you?

I bet they dont even serve crablegs at such a shit establishment

step back autistically

I RIDE MY PENGUINE OF DOOMLAND BECAUSE THEATER SHOWERS ARE SO RANDUM XD

All jokes aside, that is probably from the communal coke cylinder (that 12ft tall cylinder in the back corner of the theater). I'm guessing some autist tipped it over on purpose

saved

fucking freebleeding tumblrinas.

fpbp

>all jokes aside
>proceeds to meme

>Tfw you will never jump in only to resurface on the other side

I actually thought it was made like that on purpose. Half tile half carpet to look like a spill for shock art or something.

yell john connor is in the theater then wait for puddle to pass by.

Oh shit

GLACIUS

>tfw your ebony gf melts

Examine the substance

sewage spill

must be stinky in there

PICK IT UP WAGIE

probably a sewage leak

Throw in a penny
If the penny moves slower than walking pace its safe to cross

How am I supposed to pick up a liquid substance?

Its Coca Cola

exploring some sort of parasitic mirror universe always seems so fun and spooky

>y-yes Mr. Sheklestein

Pick those ninja stars up off the floor and throw them into the wall to make footholds for my departure

DO IT OR ILL REPLACE YOU WITH ANOTHER FILLIPINO

THERES ONLY FUCKING INFINITY OF THEM OUT THERE

that's pretty surreal

>what do?
slip and slide

i see someone was caught trying to get the minority discount
it never works because of the mandatory showering before the shows

Jesus Christ. This is what happens when you bring artificial mechanical falcons to the kinoplex watering hole.

Wonder why they're covering the beautiful marble floor with carpet

Make sure it doesn't leak into the lake.

Wtf? Explain this French anons.

This. At a first thumbnail glance I thought it was a homage to the elevator scene from The Shinning. It looks really good. I bet is not that hard to finish a floor like that.

Someone failed penis inspection day.

Where's Scarlett Johansson to seduce me and take my skin off

Upside Down

that'd be a pretty cool idea for flooring using vinyl or something

...

That's what happens when you use a floor buffer on an old carpet.

If you had a job you might have known that.

Careful now

GOOD JOB YOU GOT THE REFERENCE FAGBOY

>tfw the kinoseum is leaking antimatter again

Fucking hate it when that happens, they have to power down the intergalactic screens for three fucking days.

>showers

>I took the easy way out starts playing

>carpet growing over polished black marble

>Communal coke cylinder

What the fuck is this? Some european thing? We just have soda fountains here

you guys don't have sewage sundays?

Don't forget, you're here forever.

>turn to camera
>IT AINT ME starts playing

GOOD JOB YOU GOT THE DUBS FAGBOY

I DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHERE JOHN CONNOR IS

If you do this at the theater, fuck you

>when the kinoplex gets invaded on matinee tuesdays

Get in it youtube.com/watch?v=zyZiiq2Up5w

>Ur watching a new Tom Cruise kino with ur gf when this guy walks in the theatre and slaps her on the ass

Wat do? Btw he's 7'3 450lbs

>actually wanting to be pulled apart atom by atom and then reassembled the wrong way by a extra-dimensional being

why can't you just swim?

Liquid niggers ruin everything.

...

Does that look like normal water

The kinemaposting has reached the point when I'm not even sure what's real.
Bravo, lads.

It's being specific that makes is good, this could actually exist

What the heck, I remember seeing this pic years ago, but suddenly there's a sausage party poster on the wall, so this is way more recent. The liquid isn't even the weird part of this anymore.

Oh no looks like one of the kinomatheque clown gimps got sucked into the furnace room's exhaust valve again - When will they learn

theater sewage leaks happen more than once every century

looks badass even though its literal shit, they should refinish it like that

Who /Worked in Theater/ here?

Regal Cinemas through High School
Job Ranking

Usher > Ticket Booth > Anything Else > Consessions

>step into in
>get drowned in abyss

what the fuck, I'm in the same situation here
does there just happen to be another pic that looks just like this?

>years ago
it was taken in 2016

>yfw the WAGIE was also a ROASTIE

SOMETHING SOMETHING PENIS INSPECTION SOMETHING ANVIL AND A FALCON GETTING A PENIS INSPECTION GONNA NEED TO SEE SOME CRABLEGS UP IN THIS THREAD.

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Do you need a break from Sup Forums user

Looks more like the environmental control unit of their kinemascope reel storage rooms failed and all the films melted.

I intern as an assistant to the assistant kinoprojectionist and I know that all the reels of film have to maintain a constant 45.78F temp or they will fail. Considering the fact that kinemax can only hold 30 seconds of footage per 4 foot diameter 76 pound reel, there's a lot of film stored in these rooms.

Hopefully after I finish this 7 year unpaid internship and get the certification in kinoprojection and pass the battery of penis inspections I can move up to assistant kinoprojectionist. That job starts at around 8 bucks an hour.

Sup Forums tried to re-enact the elevator of blood scene from the shining, in their local kinoplex, with obvious results.

I want to see this meta movie no matter how islamic-american I sound. Kinoverse deserves cinemato.