Is this movie so hilariously silly on purpose?

Is this movie so hilariously silly on purpose?

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>not liking essential man core
What are you gay or something?

>he didnt solve the riddle of steel

Silly?
>Aryan child sees parents murdered by mongrel (((reptilian))) king
>kept in slavery for over a decade
>becomes godlike warrior
>is set free
>rediscovers the God of his people
>passes the tests of wolves and women
>meets based Chink sidekick and Aryan Valkyrie
>seeks revenge for his parents' death
>finds hippy procession
>kills faggot hippy and steals his clothes
>sneaks in to the Den of Degeneracy
>fails to kill the mongrel (((reptilian))) king
>survives being crucified
>Aryan Valkyrie sacrifies herself for him
>tries again, this time with the help of his friends
>decapitates mongrel (((reptilian))) king
>becomes king.

Of course he did. But you would only know if you solved it yourself

My nom was weird and always talked about how sexy Arnold was in this

We'd have to watch a vhs tape of this dumb fucking movie every day

Since Conan is a movie made by men for men, you may as well cut your cock off already and toss it in the garbage if that's how you really feel. Hating on Conan officially makes you worthless.

do you guys ever stop?

Lucky you

Post pics of your mom

Naked if possible

Love this movie. Has anyone actually read Howard's original stories? Who would be the perfect Conan for a faithful modern adaptation? That mix of handsome but beastly, funny and cunning?

I'm gonna be nice and assume you don't watch many movies prior to the 90s

Somebody unknown. Every action movie actor is a dull turd these days.

No,

The more you post, the louder you are, that's why Sup Forums is so loud,

They live at home and have literally nothing to do but repeat this shit

OP is right. The movie is shit, there's barely any story and most of it is just silent scenes with music playing in the background.

The only defense i ever see for it is how "manly" it is and you're not a real man if you don't lust after a sweaty half naked roided Arnold flexing for the camera for 2 hours.

Really makes you think.

>there's barely any story
the battlecry of the philistine

arnold was never the perfect conan. Book conan was terse but witty. Not "read one liners with a deadpan expression". Someone like the Rock would be a little too talkative though. Maybe modern day arnold could do it since his english more fluent now but he's too old

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>2017
>not realizing that conan is the overman

It's early capekino.

Your post really makes me think you don't know shit about this movie

It's manly because it's about achiving mastery over body and mind, lost love, brotherhood, and revenge against a powerful enemy, you frickin baka.

i honestly thought Momoa was perfect. the movie was meh though.

You have to be a faggot.

He wasn't big enough. Conan is quite the big guy.

We need more Conan thievery, for a lot of his life he was a thief, sneaking into temples and sorceror lairs, Conan just taking shit when and where he wants, tense duels with noble swordsmen and temple guardians and nameless idols.

Or a fan of Russian Opera, but I feel like that might be same thing.

And who said he had to be like book Conan?

This is the opinion of someone with testosterone difficiancy

Everybody knows. Neitszche's name appears on screen in the first 10 seconds.