What the fuck is wrong with Japan?

What the fuck is wrong with Japan?

1/2

they're not human

They did that because of the kind of helmets samurai used.

2/2

Too cool for you

Round-eye fags just don't understand how real man should look

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Me on the left

Some of us do.

>Barber: Whatchu want son?
>Me: Put a dog turd on my head like all the other homies
>Barber: Say no more

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traditional japanise hair is for wearing helmet.

Because head gets stuck?

Not an excuse!

That is just Rockabilly stayle

Apologize for bad fashion!

Because it's true

Why do they shave it bald? Why not make a Mage with hair?

Oh my god...
Is this...
Dare I say it??????

It's the responsibility of Straycats

Take responsibility!

Yes

Shaving is an important point in this style

Because samurai is a Warrior class. I bet they can't even use basic fire magic.

I have seen Chonmage with hair, so why did some chose to shave bald, did anyone think it looks ridiculous?

By the way, this style's upward compatibility is this

>perm
Why?

female version

Are there strays in your neighborhood?

I do not know ...Everyone thought it was a wonderful invention?

>be peasant
>laugh at local samurai's funny haircut
>get decapitated

>perm
look like yakuza stayle

This is probably the truth, tsujigiri

I wonder if most Tsujigiri happened because someone made fun of a Chonmage.

slam dunk mc

Also, this hairstyle is called negro punch hair.

Punch perm?

That's right hanamichi's hair

negro punch perm

It’s their fault for not becoming wizards

Baseball cut

AAAAAAH! KORRA KORRA KORAA!

The implying man

Why does bald look so good on Asian men?

because they have small noses

It doesn't. It's just that they are uglier with hair.

nope.

these are bosozoku I believe

the one on the left is pretty cool tbqh

asian men are terrible at getting decent hair style so bald fits them better

Ok Japanese guys, if you want american women, get baseball cuts.

>get baseball cuts.
This is how you call circumcision?

impossiburu!