You're taking a walk down the street and a Bulgarian peasant with a chainsaw comes up to you on a bike

You're taking a walk down the street and a Bulgarian peasant with a chainsaw comes up to you on a bike

"Hand over the firewood and no one gets hurt"

What do you do?

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Why am I mugging a Bulgarian peasant again?

He's mugging you

What country are we in during this scenario?

The country of the person reading this you autist

You hurt my feelings. Now I will not tell you my great plan.

But why would I have any firewood on me?

I surrender.

He itches closer to you

"Did I fucking stutter"

>those numbers confirm
>help him load up my firewood

Yeah nah cunt you can fuck right off

But Dimitar, I don't have any firewood, I've got no idea what the fuck you're talking about

BЪЪЪЪЪЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙЙ

*unsheathes katana*
come at me bro

A large piece of firewood would be more deadly to the side of his head compared to a cumbersome chainsaw that isn't even started.

How many times could you whack this goofy fucker in the head before he even got off his bike?

Allah albar

>tfw someone finally uses your name as an example of a typical name from your country
Thanks Muhammad

You don't?

Britiania confirmed for frozen savages and dark abyss

t. fire pro

You're a Spaniard called Dimitar?

Laugth and go on.
He cant aford fuel for the chainsaw.

Dimitar Berbartov is probably the most famous bulgarian right now.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ei2w-1VL74

>Bulgarian Boris Johnson

suck his dick and live for the rest of my life on his 12 euro welfare

the only wood you'll be getting is my dick in your ass bitch

who the fuck carries firewood down the street?

Push him and his shit bike over, then beat him with a piece of wood.

Boris do you not know how expensive firewood is?

Use cheaper nuclear fuel instead, it's on fail at the corner shop

Pull out my triple action, uraniam dipped, tactical assault smg with 2 scopes, underbarrel grenade launcher, gps, and bayonet, then flee so I can legally shoot him when he chases me.

Get some yogurt out of my backpack and share it with him.

I ask :

What is that white man doing in a country of shitskins ?

>using firewood
Did the Germans borrow all your gas again?

Depends, if he's a Muslim-Bulgarian then sure I'd hand it over. Don't want to be a racist

Tell him that we are all brothers in the giant.

>give him all the green, damp wood
>chortle to self as he goes on his way

Offer him grapes instead

I say:

"Back the fuck off !?!?"

then I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Is this some Bulgarian meme I am unaware of ?

Good, come here, I have some forest that's in great need of clearing.
You cut down the leafy trees and can do anything you want with them.

hand over firewood retard
the instructions are clear

>мoйтo лицe кoгaтo миймoвeтe ce paждaт пpeкaлeнo бъpзo и нeминyeмo изocтaвaм

*teleports behind him*

*unsheathes stihl MS880*

Bulgarian guy in OP's pic seems like a bro. I have no idea why he would think I'd be carrying firewood with me, but I'd buy him a 6 pack of beer.

Jokes on him, no one in Bulgaria has any money to steal from.

*teleports behind you*

nothing personal

Buy him some rakija instead

Give the slav all my firewood. He's got a chainsaw, I aint fuckin with that.

He probably needs it more than I do.

give him all firewood i have on me i guess

DYELYEEET DYEES

"Do you want firewood?" *drops my mixtape with a picture of my cock as the cover

"The demons are over there, Dinko Marine! Bring the bloody bantz!"

шъ cъ пpocepeш oт тyз зeлeнo гpoзгe ye лeк

Flick matches at him and festively dance around the resulting bonfire.

Get out of here Sup Forums

Bulgarians are white mate. Well they're slavic. It's not like Albania or anything

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The third guy from the right is what most Bulgarians look like desu

Run away, call the cops, watch him get arrested. Later try to find out why he thought anybody would have firewood in a country that uses gas and geothermal to heat its homes.

I look like a mix between him and the guy in the middle

Most of the "bulgarians" you've seen in Frankistan are actually gypsies. Around here, there all so proud to parade their gypsidom, but once they manage to get abroad they universally brand themselves Bulgarian.

Bulgarians are as white as white goes, about 35-40% of us have blue/green eyes and blonde hair. But gypsies keep multiplying at an incredible pace - girls as young as 14 often already have like 2-3 children. We're fucked, desu.

sorry I use natural gas.

>Bulgarians are as white as white goes
LMAO

Maybe 15% of Bulgarians have blue/green eyes

If you want to see this guy's facebook profile
Cвeтлoзap Гeopгиeв Maнoлoв is his name.

>Bulgarians are as white as white goes, about 35-40% of us have blue/green eyes and blonde hair.
Yeah that's bullshit, around 1/3 have light eyes, maybe 15% are blond.
We're a southern country, see west slavs like Poles and Czechs for white looking slavs.

I'm pretty sure that is upper middle class in Bulgaria.

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W-would you let him share his strawberries with you.

Kek

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u wot

Къци Baпцapoв/10
Щe мy oткpaднa paкиятa и щe избягaм.

Give the man my wood

>car number plate reads CT
>hes from my town
>my dad just bought a place to build a house and he needs some trees and weeds to be removed from there

Call him.

post pictures from seir.bg

>zaklet trezvenik
i dont think he and my family will get along. though i might tell my dad

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he looks like a nice man. id offer to suck his cock

Get a machete and fire for my firewood.

He'd accept, cause in Bulgarian culture if you fuck a man you're not gay. You can only be homosexual if you suck dick or get fucked.

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that is very interesting. i did not know that.

>OPEL
Ha ahahahaha

Offer him five shiny Australian $1 coins to cut up my firewood and carry it home for me.

Read the caption out of the corner of my eye, thought it said Bulgarian President. Had a sensible chuckle.

The day is dark and full of terrors, stalker.

5 AUD is around 6.5 BGN, you can buy a bottle of rakia or Bulgarian whisky for that, or 2 bottles of homemade Bulgarian whisky or rakia. This guy does not drink though as specified here.

His email means
i_dont_drink_i_dont_smoke

Reminds me of somewhere else...

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>mfw
this will be a new meme

Also, what kind of firewood?
youtube.com/watch?v=faVbu3-gTko

>35-40% light eyes and blonde hair

Blatant lie.

>t. someone who has spent 6 months in Sofia

This is in my city btw.

yea it's more like 15-20%

>Implying he wouldn't just stab me in the back without even saying anything.

Nice try Draganov

>implying you wouldn't stab him in the back first
nice try mile.

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