Meanwhile, on female Sup Forums

Meanwhile, on female Sup Forums.

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>movie has to few trees
why do they do this

I don't understand Master & Commander ugh.

My bf also make me watch a scene from Lord of the Rings were some guy dies and another guy is like sad about it. Lol wtf?

>ITT: Films men will never understand

Don't you hate it when your boyfriend just wants to watch a movie and doesn't even try to make a move on you?

Yassss

who /nerd/ here

ugh why doesn't met bf get girls? it's the best show on televsion rn i want to be shoshanna

I just squealed then I so this picture. It is so me ;)

I hate dumb men so fucking much. All they watch is capeshit dudebro DUDE WEED LMAO comedies. Funny hoe the great masculine films such as Point Break and Beau Travail were made by women. In the current film scene men are either fags who make fagshit or fat idiots who make video game inspired nonsense with lots of ugly digital effects. Meanwhile, women are making true kino.

>tfw no bf

>tfw watching a white man be pleases by a perfect ASIAN woman
How can white women even compete?

Does anyone else think Pulp Fiction is problematic?

What was this character's fucking problem? #SMDH

Some of you girls are alright. Don't come go to WXLT-TV studios tomorrow.

no it just sucks

Pick up one of these sister!

Anyone else find male comedians so unfunny?

Can we all agree we watched Mad Men just for John Ham?

My boyfriend won't let me watch this movie.
Anyone see it?
What's wrong with it?
It looks like a sweet movie but he says it's disturbing.

get blasted ugly bitches

your day is coming too

youtube.com/watch?v=bXs8Ds71YaI

The rape scene is pretty intense

Actually made me laugh

gosh men truly are the inferior gender
i mean going flaccid after only one orgasm? talk about pathetic

>tfw cute guy in class always stares longingly at my bare feet when i wear flip flops

ITT: hopeless virgin cringelords embarrass themselves

ITT: movies that are unintelligible garbage

Oh my goddah you guys Male Gaze is LITERALLY THE WORSTUH

Check out this CUTE shirt i got from GEEK CRATE XD

>female Sup Forums.

Isn't that L chat?

TIGHT ASIAN CUNT

I use pinterest to keep track of movies I want to see.
Also, has anyone seen pic related? I totes didn't get it.

This is just embarrassing

me and my dick appointment just watched netflix

LOL found the virgin!

How are white women supposed to compete with the tightness of the asian cunt and their genetic submissiveness?

my.fucking.ovaries.
splooosh

TIGHT
ASIAN
CUNT

What the fuck was his problem?

why are men so creepy?
>be me
>go to my sisters house to watch game of thrones
>her husband sits next to my feet and keeps trying to tickle or massage them

what a creep!

I just want to see Queen Daenerys in peace!!

he was a hyper-rational with a 150+ IQ that realized the folly of feminism and abhorred its nefarious effects

There is no movie that women like that men can not understand, women do not like complex things

>WMAF.jpg

RICED.COM

Ugh, so boring.

*incessant texting and browsing of instagram throughout movie*

That was so boring

If Dean and Cas don't have sex this season I'm boycotting the show!

This is the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen

>Can't we just watch The Kardashians?

why do they do this

DADDY
FEMANON WANT CUMMIES
PLS DADDY

This is my favorite Sup Forums meme of all time. Right up there with the Lost passengers being in purgatory for the whole series

Like why is she naked?
I can't believe she stoop down this low to do nudity in movies.
I used to respect her too, ugh.

*secretes bloody slime-gob from vagina*

This was funny

Attention, they need a constant source of attention and approval

I guess that this is supposed to be intense and shit but like war is so stupid, like can you just not kill everyone else lol

claim your husbandos!

he is SO dreamy!

This handsome stud.

That movie fucking sucks and you know it, stop trying to shill it to sound intelligent WOW HIS EARS ARE RINGING AND HE'S STARING BECAUSE HE CANT BELIEVE HOW GRAPHIC WAR IS GEE BILL WAR IS HELL

>daddy cinematic universe

who cares about the women in brazil being raped and slaughtered right now! lets binge watch parks and rec!

>while we heartily chuckle at the subtle comedic moments in kino, she opens her nachos and ruins the mood by laughing way too much at slapstick and one liners

...

I laughed so hard I pissed myself three times. Men can retire now. Women are better at comedy.

#bingewatch!

but femanon, you were texting through the whole movie

...

lol I didn't get it either!

I've never seen this but I actually it's not bad. Like, nothing you brag about liking but it's a good movie to watch if you're forced to watch some chick flick with your gf.

*start making out*

when are we going to see a harley quinn movie! hollywood is so sexist!

Ewww! I HATED the first one! Maybe other girls are into that kinda stuff but not me nope, i probably won't see the new one.

Just watched a little gem called Drive. I'd let Ryan Gosling shoot his baby gravy in me any day, I need to know how I can make this happen. I got chills when he stomped the guys head

>on female Sup Forums, musicals would be discussed more frequently
one can dream

My vagina's itchy.

*PPPFFFFFRRRPPTTTBBLLLLPPPTTT*

OMG Im totally April like she gets it lol

Seriously men at work are just ugh, like, I cant even before I have my starbucks iced mochachino

This thread is the epitomy of why Sup Forums is a cesspit of humanity.

> t. this thread is literally making me shake right now, i just can't!

ugh can you not?

Why does she have to have boobs anyway? Seriously, like, my boyfriend cant stop slobbering over her that's not what a real woman looks like

>When he tries to initiate sex
Ew, like, your birthday was last week calm down perv

O
M
G

Stop hating on your sisters and be an ally!

*BRAAAAAAAAPT*
oh, fuck this is so embarrassing, I never fucking fart in public what the fuck
*PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTT*
Ah, I think I just shit my pants, please don't judge me

Cry more roastie

Why do guys like this movie so much? It's so boring. I mean, he spends the entire movie looking for the robot, then the robot beats him up a little, and then the robot just dies?

I just don't get it :((((((

>woman = liberal feminist
badmeme

>tfw when you're so constipated you have to stick your hand up your vagina to push out the shit

Am I right, fellow Queens?

It's just lighthearted shitposting. Don't take it so seriously.

What was up with him chasing down and killing that stripper? She was just trying to pay for college and he had to go full Trump and literally rape her in the streets.

>being this buttblasted over some mild banter

Yup, this is a woman, alright.

They like men, and men are complex

Um, what. I never liked it when it was popular.

>walking down the street
>these kids say to you "Hey cuntface, if you can guess what's under these trousers we'll let you rub our tummies"

what do?

This is stupid, male directors shouldn't be allowed to make female characters they just don't get what it feels like to be a woman or a how a woman would act in certain circumstances. And to think people call this movie 'art' when it's a clear male fantasy, the whole movie was built around a sex scene. Male could never even begin to imagine the way women love because to them it's just reduced to DUDE SEXUAL MONOGAMY LOL. This shit will probably be remembered by neckbears wanting to masturbate to teen girls they could never get.

>no blacked spam

are you even trying?

Fuck the darkskinned one because white boys are pathetic lol

that'd be no different from regular Sup Forums

I so wish this wasn't an accurate depiction of women online.

>Its an user thinks every woman is Penny from Big Bang Theory or one of the girls from Clueless thread

uhm stacy? why do you have that on your computer?

im not racist but black guys are gross lol