Dream i can suck my own dick

>dream i can suck my own dick
>wake up
why is life so unfair bros?

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>dream getting my duck sucked
>wake up
why is life so unfair bros?

>dream having qt gf
>wake up
why is life so unfair bros?

pls teach me how into lucid dreaming?

Dicklet detected

S U C C

is giving yourself the succ considered gay sex or masturbation?

>dream I am not ugly
>it was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine

>dream getting my goose sucked
>it's real

sucking dick isn't gay sex, even if it's someone elses or your own

Wiw, I never thought of it that way! It really is just helping someone masturbate

Anyone else not really enjoy getting blow jobs that much?
For me, its usually i dont hardly feel anything at all, but then if she hits the tip a certian way it becomes super sensative to the point its uncomfortable. Gonna blame the jews for stealing thr tip of my dick desu

>wake up
>wish I was dead
Why is life?

at least you have wishes

same tbqh my dude

this t.bh, blowies do nothing for me and I’m pretty sure it’s because they took my foreskin away.

do you have to take melatonin to have dank dreams?

fair trade off for lasting longer desu. it's not like there is a such a thing as a "bad" orgasm

cutfag here, blowjobs feel amazing for me
maybe the girls that have sucked you off are just shit at it?
or maybe I'm just lucky to have been with a few girls that loved a good throat fucking and were actually able to handle deepthroating me. deepthroating is the best kind of blowjob and it's not even close.

they don't do much for me either, ex-gf wanted to make me cum with a blowjob and I just couldn't. Same with another girl a few weeks later. They weren't too bad at sucking dick, just didn't really feel that good.

I don't have a mutilated dick either

you need to try letting a guy suck you

like not to brag or whatever but I'm very good at sucking dick...I really put a lot of effort and love into it and guys are always very complimentary
if you want to do a good job you need to watch how the guy is reacting to what you're doing, it's really obvious when he really likes what he's feeling

I’ve been taking Melatonin for the past week or so, and I’ve had a few incredibly vivid nightmares. Fun desu, like watching a horror movie. I was sentenced to death for killing some people and me and about 6 grills (don’t know what they did) were getting ready to face the firing squad (we were all crying hysterically) when I woke up

>havnt seen or spoke to ex in 4 years
>Dream about her again

;__;

I don't remember shit when I take it, but I do wake up feeling refreshed

4 years is not that bad

you get more lucid dreams but damn that moment when you wake up, you do feel "fresh" and more woke. not sure if its the melatonin/dreams that do that

Ive throatfucked a girl once and that felt great but just sitting back and letting a girl suck just doenst do alot idk maybe its all those years of death grip masturbation it usually takes me a but of time hitting it hard and fast before i can cum

NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ive tried melotinin like 3 times and never felt i got hardly any sleep just felt like i was tossing and turning all fucking night. Nyquill or benadryl will knock me out

that could be

girl I fucked off tinder a month ago had insane deepthroating skills. I laid back and she went to town on me. Lots of spit up and choking, god it was the best blowjob I think I've ever gotten.

sometimes you just gotta get a little lucky

I’m hardly a normie friend

I haven't dreamed since I was like 10.
Is there a fix?

>tfw class early tomorrow
>it’s 3:11 AM and I’m funposting on sp

same breh

don't go

god i wish i was a normie. i want off this ride bros

>tfw when you cant stay up so late and then decide to skip morning class anymore because you work now

You’ll never be a normie. Being a normie is a way of life and an essence. You can still do normie things like having sex as an autist but it’s harder to do, not impossible though.

>class not till 1215 tom
>still gonna skip
TY based quizlet

i'm gonna skip all my classes again and write my paper :)

My professor says if I am late to or miss another class tgat I will most likely fail the course. I unironically have to go and if I’m late, my semester is practically curtains.

this has nothing to do with sports, faggot bitch. get out.

reminder: do not engage shit morons. sage, report and ignore.

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Wtf hell hole school do you go too? Based big state college here. Could litteraly only come to exams and no one would know

>work

Suciking your own dick is not that great. I did that, but gave me no pleasure

Reminder to all ruledags to kyselves or fuck off back to plebit. Thanks

>dream about Bailey Jay sucking my dick
>I'm not even gay
wtf bros what could this mean?

I imagine the exertion is uncomfortable and just not worth it.

traps aren't gay. As long as your not the one blowing, its hetero. stop pushing your agenda

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gonna break up with my gf this week lads

it's hard as fuck, i love her

Fuck, how do NEETS in other countries even survive? At least here, the fact that i get $3900 a month in NEETbux is some consolation to an otherwise pathetic existence

Y tho

I miss latenight Sup Forums

Who /chronicmasturbator/ here?

>feels bad man

>$3900
Gib monies

I have just outgrown the relationship and don't really find myself sexually attracted to her anymore

>tfw masturbated at least 3, possibly more (I can’t remember) times in the past 36 hours
Typically I’m a once-every-few-days type of guy

Used to be like 5 or 6 a day here cut down to 1 or 2 a week for a lomg tome but last few weekends ive kinda relapsed :/

>Tfw got drunk on Friday and fapped 3 times in a row before falling asleep and once as soon as I woke up

I've just finished day 1 of nofap/noporn

i personally cant and i hear its pretty common to not be able to get off from a beej... still a nice feeling though, its great getting head while you enjoy the game tee bee aych

Good night spee

That must be tough

Leaf /chronicmasturbator/ poster here. How do I stop? It's gotten to a point where it's an addiction and I hate it. I hate porn and hate myself for jerking off so much. I feek like garbage afterwards and it's not nesrly as fun as it used to be years ago. Now I just do it because I seek that momentary dopamine rush from having an orgasm. It's an addiction. Anyone have success with treating this? It's legitimately hurting and ruining my life...

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Yer it's gay. I can explain further if needed

Jesus christ.... at what point did she decide she wanted to ruin her vagina by fucking dildos that size??? No man will ever make her feel full ever again.

I’d like to hear why, if you don’t mind.

Set an alarm for 5am (assuming you have regular sleep patterns). Walk around for 30 seconds then get back into bed. Lie on your back for the best chance, although this can lead to more uncomfortable experiences. As you close your eyes your body will quickly return to the REM state, but try and stay conscious as it does (concentrating on your breathing helps). If you start hearing noises it's working and you should enter into a lucid dream.

Becasue you are sucking a dick. I also think that normally fapping is gay. I mean, you are pleasuring a penis. Doesn't matter if it's your own

Not him but fug that shit ill get caught in sleep paralysis on my back on occasins shit is scary as fuck i always get the vision this dark figure is ravaging my throat for like 2 minutes and i cant fucking move or do anything about it

That's actually a good sign. If you get past that stage mentally you can have the most rewarding dreams you could imagine

I always felt like ive had the potential to be a lucid dreamer. I have alot of pretty put there dreams decently regualry but every time that shit happens it scares me away from trying

>dream about peeing

What does it mean if you hang out with a random girl in your dreams that you've never met or seen before?

It's a premonition. It'll happen for real but you gotta find her first

>le bait face

Don't even think about it bro, nothing good can come of sliding even further away from reality

>dream about having no gf

Well, it has happened once before, but the environment was different.
I guess you're right.

Why do Goggles have Turkey flag in them?

Brosturbation sounds great

Trips of evading the death sentence of halal

Starting or increasing the dosage of antidepressants or antipsychotics does it for me.

Like 5 or 6 years ago I was able to induce lucid dreams at will and did it nearly every night while being completely in control.
Then for some reason it became more and more rare and the dreams started becoming shorter and shorter to the point where they ended just as I became aware that I was dreaming.
I also nearly completely lost control over them.
Now I can't even remember when I had my last one.

The fuck is going on? Being able to fly around and fuck random bitches was fun.

Btw I used both the wake induced method and reality checks.

Opiate addiction gave me ED

>It's a sleep paralysis episode

>transatlantic flight for the first time ever
>mother says we should take melatonin, it helps with the jet lag
>take melatonin
>did fuck all, didn't even sleep throughout the flight
>jet lagged like shit, sleep few hours the first day, feel like shit during the second day, ended up sleeping 11 hours the second day, went back to normal

Memelatonin is useless.

I only dream about being in grade school again. 12+ years ago and that is still probably the last time I was actually happy.

me too man

me three bro

I think that's the default for everyone, the moment you start being aware of the world and have responsibilities, you lose a big part of the happiness that comes with being carefree.

You can't actually dream about someone you've never met

i suck dick all the time and i'm not gay, so no.

Is this bait?

just started this thread

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i never learned how to crossboard post

You disgust me.