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News
>Referee Marc Goddard explains why he told Conor McGregor to move from cage side at UFC Gdansk
mmafighting.com/2017/10/22/16516774/referee-marc-goddard-explains-why-he-told-conor-mcgregor-to-move-from-cage-side-at-ufc-gdansk

>Derek Brunson: Why Michael Bisping vs. Georges St-Pierre is 'kind of ridiculous'
mmafighting.com/2017/10/22/16389424/derek-brunson-michael-bisping-georges-st-pierre-ufc-kind-of-ridiculous

>What does it tell us when former UFC fighters struggle in Bellator?
mmajunkie.com/2017/10/ufc-fighters-not-ready-bellator-gegard-mousasi-scott-coker

>Per Häljestam's best photos from UFC Fight Night 118 in Poland
mmajunkie.com/2017/10/per-haljestam-best-photos-images-picture-ufc-fight-night-118-gdansk-poland

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>Nicketty

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Cynthia a CUTE!

Did you get into a horrible accident? Why are you on Sup Forums all day?

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>buttholes is such a jobber he has to manage the mini mexican talent

I think it’s the calendar guy doing it, they are both here 12+ hours a day.

Good OP thanks
News probably should have had something Till related though

this

you need a heeminder?

>Natetty

describe your penis with a UFC fighter

>Zabit Magomedsharipov

If that's true it's truly pathetic

Looks like Kelvin.

Hopefully I don't trigger any marks.

>>What does it tell us when former UFC fighters struggle in Bellator?

Lack of drug testing

Ortega bless
Schaub bless
Bisking bless

Cynthia literally almost has a cubefu tier jaw

Kevin Nash, It's big sexy and too sweet.

>Francis Ngannou

Oh no, she doesn't look cute when she's in the middle of exerting herself!

The horror!

im here all day i just dont post as much as calendar or some of the other spergs

The black beast

Goodnight heem, MMA hour soon!

she actually looks incredibly attractive in that picture

Cris Cyborg

Woodley

He was using the Coral Springs namefag and spamming webms earlier. Go back and look at the times he posts his calendar dude is a mental patient

>crash bandicoot mask tattoo

what. the. fuck.

>writing 15 lines of scripture on your body

ISHYGDDT

who's the you know what?

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>whitebois

Did you miss the hundreds of posts about Aspen Ladd?

Her ass looks thicc here. Shame about her face

>having an essay as a tattoo

Why do people do this?

half black from the waist up show some god damn respeck

Can't believe people think overeem will survive getting punched by ngannou

/heem/ has such shit taste in women

Reem is gonna be a company man and put Ngannou over. It’s best for business.

Dave Batista

ngannou is the best free money option this year.

her bunda is pretty underrated

she have nudes? i think i remember her having a few

Just in case nobody read the dirt sheets

>Hendricks makes weight
>is taken seriously
>Hendricks goes over Paulo
>GSP vs Bisping
>Bisping lands the Left Hook Larry
>GSP goes down
>Kicks out before the stoppage happens
>round ends
>round 5
>Bisping lands Left Hook Larry again
>GSP goes down but recovers again
>GSP hits Bisping with the Martian Jab
>Bisping stumbles on to the floor
>GSP is about to go for the submission
>Hendricks suddenly interrupts with the Big Rig gimmick
>heems GSP with a steel chair and turns heel
>GSP is on the floor
>Bisping goes for the submission and retains
>GSP vs Hendricks booked for UFC 220

>Implying Ngannou will be able to touch him

Econoreem is gonna pick him apart, 2nd or 3rd round finish for the Demolition Man

She does but Blue board.

I can post thong'd bunda tho.

Ngannou will make Overeem look old

Cant beleive people think ngannou has what it takes to hang with reem lol. The glass chin overeem meme died when he became mediumreem, his fight iq is through the roof now. Anyone can be ko'd with one shot in heavyweight btw even ngannou. Reem is going to sleep him easy. Ngannous just hype, reems been there and done it.

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rip reem

*swings like a wild money in the octagon instead of doing crisp shadow boxing*

madman

Dillashaw is doing the job, right?
It's not like Cody needs a rub, any guy with neck tattoos is going over with marks. And who cares about wins and losses, anyway?

The absolute mad man

Uma

For sure rockhold has better boxing my guy

tight lil box

The smarks don't want their indie darlings to ever lose

What emotion is Dana trying to convey here?

I can't see silly dilly going over after being such a stick in the mud with contracts. But Vince was going to do dilly a solid with the cruiserweight title fight with mini mouse so we may serve the boys and put dilly over just because.

Cody is most likely going over though. The bald one was just giving him media hype so it's pretty obvious he's going full face.

>leaving his face wide open

Looks like Conor won and Dana is upset since he bet against him

>shouldn't have agreed to that finish

>when you post nudes with your face obscured, but everyone can still identify you easily

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Her bunda is uma delicia too.

jay lethal looking huge

>Jobbers grimace

Why is Dana burning the territory here? What's the program after the blowoff? Even if Cody has to work twice with Cruz, he isn't going in as the face. The mighty mouse feud will draw zero dimes.

What are some of the best fighter insults?

>Retardeds
>Beche

Laughed harder than I should have

forgety about honda houzz, i am dee champe, and steew

stop speaking in tongues

Mighty Mouse seemed to be getting over with the marks in his last match so that could be the program with Demetrious being the face to cody's heelish antics.

Dana is Russoing himself because he's trying to swerve the marks instead of focusing on the long term storylines and dimes.

Hi guys i'm sort of new to the ufc. Is Joe rogan's podcast the best regarding free fighting? Schaub seems mostly clueless si i haven't heard listenned to his podcast yet

>getting over with the marks
you mean redditor smarks, dana tried to push him by having a feud and he still didn't get over. he will never ever draw dimes.

BRAZEEW

Are you okay?

fair point, vanilla midgets never sell and never get over, chocolate midgets even less so.

Think Dana's gonna put Pigg Rigg over to set up the super fight between him and GSP?

>Dana's a raging mark autismo
Color me surprised.

Rogaine barely talks about fights these days
I like Bisping's, DC has one but I've not heard it, Chael's is probably a laugh but he notoriously gets his picks wrong. Rogaine's alright though if you can put up with all his non fight talk for now

Dana is having Gastelum job to Anderson before doing GSP vs Anderson.

>WE ARE THE WOOOOORLD

Gastelum needs to move back down to 170 desu. Not sure why he chose not to, he's really undersized and I think he'll continue to struggle at 185

>>What does it tell us when former UFC fighters struggle in Bellator?
>mmajunkie.com/2017/10/ufc-fighters-not-ready-bellator-gegard-mousasi-scott-coker
Shlemenko got lucky with the eye punch. Moose would have murdered him otherwise

165 175

Big Rig has been Ziggler'd for a long time. His shine went over as well as a fart in church. Jobber to the stars at best, m8. GSPWINSLOL

50/50 on that. Johnetty Hendretty did a number on his drawing power.

ok you can stop now

Dear Mike, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man?
How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Natty

AND EVERYBODY THANK YOU, AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY

>I'ma call her Natty

Who revved up the mandrama spergs? No wonder they got booted off here.

W o r k e d.

>Ngannou swings wildly

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If Conor McGregor became Mighty Mouses manager not even he could get him over. No one gives a shit about manlets. Nor should they.

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