/germanfootballthread/

A thread to talk about the Bundesliga.

According to Skysport.de, ManU and Arsenal are interested in signing Marco Reus
>T.Müller is out for three weeks
The Kicker writes that the FCB was interested in N.Keita, but didn't sign him because "austrian league players don't match their requirements"
>Timothy Chandler tore his outside meniscus and is probably out for months

hmm good mornen??

>manu and arsenal are interested in signing Marco Reus
Just like last year? And the year before that? And the year before that...

remember when your league was cool for a few years?

>being permabenched at manu

remember when your league was english for a few years?

No I don't

Are we facing the worst season of the past 10 years?
Overall shitty quality of football
Bayern on the verge of steamrolling the league again and winning their sixth (6) consecutive title.

Reminder that the problem in Dortmund is that players thibk that seniority>talent.

>falling for the Trainereffekt
Bayern wont steamroll shit

Is this /bundes/?

No this is /germanfootballthread/, mr. mod sensei.

m*d = fucking gay

Oh okay then. *takes off autosage*

phew. That was close.

we're talking footy here. nothing to see mister

Large Buli sellout when?

>müllel out

hmm good if there was a proper replacement. but theres only james who turned out to be a blindgänger

>der deutschen Eliteliga

yeah our teams are absolutely elite in losing against some literally who slavic teams

James' time will come. Trust me, he is quality.

they should definitely sign a 10 in winter

I doubt that there is any no.10 on the market in winter who would be an immediate improvement.

no Kalle you've been BESCHISSENWORDEN

he's a SPÄTZÜNDER! just wait

are you okay?

are you, punk?

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s-sorry

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Leipzig is destroying the league. We cannot allow this.

What did Tolisso even do besides scoring an easy goal?

Naldo played better than Kehrer, who made two grave mistakes in build-up play. Can't say much about the rest.

also hit the trollbar

token bayern player because they won against HSV

unfortunately he will probably play Thiago as #10, who is better than both Müller and James combined

Özil

Any tips for FIFA 17? I'm playing as AFC bourthmouth(?) And my team just played Liverpool in the last FA match. What should I expect?

hello i am here now

last FIFA I played was FIFA 13.
also

Why is everyone so quick to write off James? Just Schadenfreude?
The only real chance he got were 45 minutes against HIV. He just needs a little more time to adjust.

>Götze: Dortmunds Iniesta
Nice one, kicker.

tbf götze now plays like the 33 yo iniesta

>Das DFB-Sportgericht hat am Montag nach der Roten Karte von Gideon Jung gegen den FC Bayern (0:1) das Strafmaß festgelegt. Der Hamburger Defensivspieler muss die nächsten zwei Partien zuschauen.

Signed a contract for Bayern.

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Customers gonna get cucked on Wednesday

LEIPZIG MASTER RACE

>dumbers

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when did götze dye is hair?

good ol' 90s

is there anything more /comfy/ than Podolski's Japanese Retirement Adventure?

kek

>the city of Johannes

good forearms

Bosz was the Granate all along

girlfriend just sent me this

>Timothy Chandler tore his outside meniscus and is probably out for months
Dang, I hope he doesn't miss the World Cup because of this.

Ohhh boy, what an embarrassing mistake you just made... the US failed to qualify, my friend. Hirry up and delete your comment before anone else sees it.

>sacking Schmadtke before Stöger
How did Stöger make everyone think he is actually good? This man is an absolute hack...

Schmadtke single-handedly saved Köln but he fucked up so hard this year and destroyed his entire work of years. Really sad.

Köln belongs in 2.Bundes so it's not sad at all.
Look up where Schmadtke was born and you will understand.

>implying they won't make their own 'world' cup

no, lmao

with blackjack and hookers?

He plays like a 55 yo Iniesta desu

the girlfriend

I really, really like this meme

yes

just texted a grill........
rate the text: "Hey Anonette, it's user from $travel_destination. How's life?"

Cringe/10
Better than I expected from a /bundes/-bloposter though.

sounds like some spam mail but do what you gotta do

ach ja noch ein kleiner tip an meine freunde kocht mal mit weiswein das ist super gut oke wa ales

i disregard your opinion because its wrong

Is Alario good in Leverkusen or just a meme?

nobody watches neverkusen

t. /bundes/-blogposter

>Denmark talking shit
yer gonna get rekt by bootleg italy

There is literally no way we lose to Ireland over two legs.

hab den ganzen tag nur spezi getrunken und jetzt tut leider bauchweh aua aua morgen vll

morgen vll was, ist das bauchaua wek? fragen über fragen.........

morgen is dinstag glaub

ja genau

ok tschüs

BAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERN

>Chandlers best chance of making it to a camp after the my little sawker veteran clean out that's about to happen after our failure to qualify
>injures himself after having a career best season
He just cant catch a break can he?

good

i PROBABLY wont be able to watch this weekends game against leipzig

LEEEEEIPZIG

hir mal eine kleine frage an meine freunde also mein ausbilder singt manchmal meinen namen wenn er mich sieht ist das gut oder slecht?

Um, hitler sweetie we dont "sprechen" german here ok?

pretty decent so far but somewhat inconsistent. The same is true for most of the team though.

the one on the right has nice curves.

>Effzeh and Schmadtke seperated
Quo vadis Erster Fußballclub Köln?

2nd bundes

yes

checked

It would really make me think.

:'(

>Pauli are kinda wank this year
>still have almost every game televised in the uk
whatevs

>having secks with underage girls
ugh. creep.

>this borefest of a game

cheeky blooter against the run of play