20 years ago

>20 years ago

NEAR
FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

20 years isnt that long

if you say so dad

Shit sucked fags

>20 years later
>still sucks

>>reddit

THE HOTDOGS GO ON

Anyone else still remember modems and windows 95

Yeah I'm 25 and I grew up with that shit, quit acting like you're an oldfag or something.

until 25 you think about your pleasures ahead

at 25, you wonder whether hedonism or suicide is all there is to life, but you fail to find an escape, especially to find a solution on your own. So why not do what everybody else does, after it cannot be so bad if so many people do it?
But of course, you know that you are too scared to pull off suicide and even worse, you hear that ''suicide is for pussies'', plus you tell yourself that it would make your mom cry. So you stick to hedonism and try to make your life full of ''good moments''

you clearly despise to be alone
(this applies to men only, since women cannot be alone naturally)

at 30 you still have not seen anything outside hedonism, so you stick to it and strive for it.
You know that junk food and beer take their toll and you hit the gym but you notice that 25 yo men have been already the gym for a few years already while claiming that ''they do not do it for girls, they swear''


at 35 you fully know that trying to keep being a normie is draining and requires means that you do not have, even worse, means that other people have, more or less for free or without much effort, but not you [typically for housing, where the babyboomers have the power on the estate market and girls]

at 40 you begin to think that being a normie is worth it, especially if you think that 30-yo gf is not cucking you or bear ''your'' child

Am I the only one who thought it turned into disaster porn at the end? Yes it was a really good setpiece that took a lot of work but jesus did it go on forever.

at 45, you wonder, jsut like your gf approaching 40 (but you do not know it), whether breaking up is not an option and you want to ''offer the best to your kids'', you go fantasizing about being a libertarian, as in dreaming about taxing 100% of the inheritance to have more equal society, mostly out of bitterness from the older generation (who "has it all"), but clearly, and you are even pride of this, you stick to playing by the rules of the game of the baby boomers so that perhaps, one day, you would have all their riches. (because if you would stop this game right now, you imagine easily being swindled wrt to the people who play the game, LIke the misanthrope who like the idea of the humanity dying, but ofc only if he is the last man to die.)

at 50, you just want to retire and see your daughter avoid marrying (whatever you put behind) ''the pleb'' but you are happy that some guy chooses to provide for her (just like you did at his age) or rather you build a sweet certitude that your daughter will do well without too much work on your side, nor on her side... You want your children to find a job instead of costing you money, especially the boy since boys end up too many times back to their room (for a few years) since girls find a way to shack up with whatever man is ready to pay the rent.


at 65, After some of your acquaintances have died or been ill, You fear cancer more and more and you think that, all those years, your wife was right to be a ball breaker about pesticides on apples and salads and that she better sticks to organic products.

you tell your children that it is worth it to be a normie and hope to die in your sleep with someone on your side.

What are some other movies with minor female nude scenes

so i heard passengers is the new titanic? did it sink?

Wow you must really want this to be some trendy copypasta, for some fucking reason

Stop

He's probably old enough to be your dad kek. Let's say 30+, had a kid at 17.

Anyways This. Although I was 16 in 2006 and had a modem for a year. Feels good to also have had a shit PC so I had to scrape by on used VHS tapes and emulators for SNES/PS1. I moved out and my mother threw my VHS tapes away. I had over 40, including Alien.

And Titanic is also one of the few movies to make me cry. Generation z faggots can't understand these emotions, they're too ingrained in looking for (you)s, and attention elsewhere on social media.

Has anyone ever watched this movie twice? I don't think I will ever re-watch it

Movie was way too long and was boring at most parts.

The only fun part was when the guy fell and hit the propeller.

Jim's worst?
I did like nude Kate I guess

And it still sucks

it was pure kino

ITT: Contrarians

Comfy Cameron at his best.

Cal quotes thread? Cal quotes thread!

Automobiles? Just make faster horses!

20 years ago I was 9

Jesus, how old are you know?

29

Loved the wide shots of the ship

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>Jim's worst?
no best

worst is Abyss

>not Avatar

I still havent seen it, but in the late 90s when I first got internet I jerked off to some nude screen caps of Kate Winslet

I'm 31