>be na(t)ive English speaker

>don't know the difference between there, their and they're
>don't know the difference between your and you're
>don't know the difference between its and it's
>don't know the difference between were and we're
>don't know the difference between who, whom, whose and who's
>don't know the difference between then and than
>don't know the difference between to and too
>don't know the difference between of and off
>don't know the difference between lose and loose
>don't know the difference between effect and affect
>don't know the difference between simple past and past perfect
>don't know the difference between adjectives and adverbs
>don't know the difference between genitive and plural
>don't know how to spell common words
>don't know where to set commas or any other punctuation rules
>unironically say "should of"

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majority of people know all those things, and in australia at least "should have" and "should of" are pronounced exactly the same (shooda) so people get mixed up, big whoop

> be German
> speak English

>look mom I posted it again

Most people do, we're just lazy. There is a lot of unnecessary rules and any native speaker will understand what we're saying.

>be Bong
>be narrow minded monolingual

thanks for bumping :>

and I suppose all your runtish underclass all speak perfect german

>>don't know the difference between genitive and plural

Only one I don't know, fuck, I almost won. What is genitive?

Mom's vs Moms

possessive (aka 's)
It's become a meme lately on social media everywhere where people are using 's to show plural instead of just using s.

Isn't that possessive and plural amigo? Ingles es dificil, lo siento.

Genitive is the name of the case in declension based languages, such as latin or german.
Probably not how they teach it to you at school, though.

You sound like Henry Higgins,,, anyway thanks for a thread that is at least on topic for \int

Entiendo ahora, gracias.

>thanks for bumping :>

I saged you silly cunt.

De nada friendo

Monolingual people are fucking disgusting.

there to dumb to lern they'r languge xD

who?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Higgins

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>who, whom
idk the difference of these two but I know the rest

it's pronounced the same here too you fucking special sn*Wflake

probably the same in America too

underclass here, I probably spoke better English as a year 4 than a year 9 upperclass faggot

kill yourself rich cunt

Whom is used when that's the object. Who is just the subject. Most common usage of whom is after a preposition (to whom, for whom, with whom)

You can begin a sentence with it (e.g whom should I make this out to) as "to" is modifying "whom", which makes it a direct object.

It's rather simple, but somewhat difficult to get into the habit of.

>the habit of
I mean I'm never going to fucking use it, only rich retards in downie abby use shit like that, the same people who capitalise on their t's

but it's nice to know that whom actually means something different than who

>be non-native english speaker
>have to spend years learning english in school
>no matter what I do my absolutely disgusting swenglish accent shines through

No, but from what I have observed over the past years as a 29yo, is that our German proficiency is not declining as fast as your English proficiency is. I see a lot of German mistakes as well on German forums, social media and image boards, but those are "minor" mistakes, like seid/seit, das/dass and punctuation.
It's really sad that in the time of free information, everyone is getting dumber each year.

vocaroo or it didn't happen

>everyone is getting dumber each year
Literally the opposite is true and this has been said by literally every fucking generation since the dawn of time.