Pe teacher is clearly hungover

>pe teacher is clearly hungover
>opens the equipment room and tells us to do what we want
>play kickball basketball amalgam

>not playing based four square

stay pleb

>not playing coed soccer so you can grid up against a girls booty.

> being a virgin and pretending this actually happens in soccer

>not playing crab soccer

I can believe this level of creepiness from a Sup Forums user

>playing trenchball
>Playing with the VERB™ yellow balls
>Bowling week and scoring your strike for the first time
What happened Bros? Why did life get so much more materialistic and bland like after school bologna sandwiches?

Kino

>not playing Texas kickball

anyone played that? Basically kickball but if you step off the base you have to advance, and the bases were those cushy gym pads people stretch on and were pretty big so you could do some crazy shit.

Boy that was fun as fuck, those were the days

> not getting high with enamel

God, I hate this losers.

We played something similar and you could have as many runners on the base as possible

>liking girls in high school

>not doing the team penis inspection

Yeah but we called it matball

>ywn lick your boyfriend's asshole for the first time again

Four square is fucking gay. The idiot American parents of a kid at school demanded they paint 4 square lines outside so there kid could play it during recess. Too bad everyone else was playing basketball and foot hockey. Then they complained that no one was using it.

What the fuck is it with Americans and 4 square.

>first day of canada school
>teacher is a moose
>classmates are all pajeets
>go to play hockey
>losing team's GFs get fucked by winning team
>my GF gets assigned to the only muslim

yes ! Sometimes you'd have 3-4 people standing on limited space and someone would fall off and then they'd get tagged out

and then because it was so competitive someone would end up crying LMAO
yes we also called it that too.

fun as fuck game.

>anything but hockey or handball being played
>I-I'm on my period

>that kid who ran like Naruto

>not going straight for the crash mats and doing wrestling moves.

Enjoy your ring worm

>be most athletic guy in dodgeball
>pick most athletic girl and meme your way to victory

>I-I'll do w-whatever you want me to... Just don't hurt me

>handball day
>turns into a madhouse

>I'm only going to ruin you for marriage desu

>it's a dodgeball episode

anyone play knee dodgeball in the wrestling room?

>Never got to play dodgeball in primary school
>Finally get to play it in secondary school
>It's not even the cool version like in America

Complete waste of time

>football coach is hung over from last night
>heard talks of him losing lots of money gambling with other coaches
>he's a complete ass all day at practice
>doing drills on a college soccer field
>at end of practice, coach says "Because you guys looked like shit today we're gonna do some conditioning. Kick steps!"
>entire line has to kick step the entire field 10 times because of this hung over fat fuck

>walk into gym
>see these laid out on the floor
wat do?

Destroy fingers

I never had PE, it was either 6th period sports or an AP class

PE was the building block to my american competitive spirit.

I feel bad for anyone that did not get to experience the glory that is middle school PE. especially when you stay and grow up with the same kids and form rivalries through the various PE actives.

>be me
>play actual hockey all my life
>floor hockey comes up
>3ft plastic flimsy sticks that have no curve and a plastic puck
>bend the fuck out of my stick and rip chest level shots from our own goal across the gym
>PE teacher starts making me sit out half of every game because I run up the score against the scrubs who can barely stick handle

you could have made the game fun for everyone, but you selfishly ruined it by taking over

well done user

It's the most American thing he could do.

>DAE /devlish/ here?

>not playing tetherball

which exactly why I said well done

Fall off, crash into other people, run over own fingers, pinch fingers.

t. Napoleon Dynamite

>walk into PE class
>see this

What do??

>play wallball with tennis ball
>always end up with bruises from punching each other if we missed or dropped the ball
>mfw we made the retard cry but he was a bro and didn’t snitch

>hardly ever get the chance to play rugby
>opportunity to play it comes up
>everyone really excited
>it's just that shitty "tag rugby" so the nerds can take part without injury
>have to play it because some kid got a serious injury the year before when they played full contact
>teacher explains rules "no physical challenges, pull this piece of velcro off blah blah blah"
>lose any interest
>nerds are really enjoying it
>see some chads coming late from the changing rooms
>one of them steams across the pitch and slams some nerd to the ground
>nerd starts crying
>teacher goes berserk
>chad is just "wew"
>broke the nerd's arm
>our class never plays rugby in any form again

Our PE lessons were fucking GOAT the first two years and then for the last three they were just absolutely dogshit.

>"every team needs to have one girl"

>never got grades on soccer because "it's not fair if half of you play soccer any other day and others have never done it" WTF
>insteads it's handball, basketball, volleyball and hockey
Needles to say that us soccerchads ruled those as well, get fucked nerds