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Never be a friend of Rome edition

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Pls amerishart no more rudeness

Sandnigger who's country will never get Independence

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>/med/iterranean thread
>when mediterraneans are sleeping

>sleeping

daily reminder

oops wrong board

i'd thought it was mucius scaevola's training before i glanced at the file name

also
>According to the tradition, Hannibal's oath took place in the town of Peñíscola, today part of the Valencian Community, Spain.

literally penis cola, wtf spain

Benis :DDDD

just imagine living there, like where are you from? i am from penis cola!

Not sure if that's the way it should be pronounce

/Med/ellin

How big is the drug trade there now?

a lot of internal trade within the city but nothing more outside of that

Is it as comfy as it looks?

>tfw never been in a metropolitan city at high altitude surrounded by lush rolling forests.

Yeah it's pretty comfy, the weather is like permanent spring and there are a lot of things always going on in the city, obviously lower class neighborhoods are shit but that's the rule everywhere in this continent

>Sicily has been turned into Alcatraz for refugees
>Sicilian women are being raped by muslim and African refugees and no one cares

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What do you have to do with that? Your some Moor living in commiefornia

Anything to upset you is satisfying. Cali is the most relevant state in the US.

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Morning

>Mediterranean thread made by a Palestinian
>Riddled with shitposters and undercover m-muh heritage fags
>Only one Mediterranean country posted

Just stop, this is sad.

All hispanic know Portugal is an atlantic berber land.
Córdoba caliphate when????

arabs are not Mediterraneans

Daily reminder that the Mediterranean is Maltese clay.

maltese are useless arab subhumans

You should like me then since you're importing bus loads of Arabs into krautland.

Fakestine has access to the Mediterranean so I'm allowed to post here U_U

its like with turkey and europe
nobody wants you

I am a Greek

I'm a subhuman

I'm Indian.

t. Ikibey


He's a Turk who pretends to be Greek because he was rejected by his kin on Sup Forums. He's sad, ugly and inbred and derails threads with his bullshit spamming

Here is his story

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Mother and father are village people.
Mother was never allowed schooling or any kind of education, was later sold as a nanny under the guise of marriage and suffered my grandmother from my father's side.
It is really a cliche, I shit you not.
She became pregnant with me and I learned later she tried to kill herself with me.
Never wanted me, used me to vent her frustration at how unfair life is.
Threatened and punished me for no reason and made me feel worthless.
Nowadays she is like "I didn't do anything like that :^) it was your own fault for being like that:^)
Why can't you be like these healthily raised children :^) why you got no gf :^) you see me so much in other women that you gave up at any normal relationship :^) Something happened by our own fault?
Your fault, should have told us what we did wrong while you were not there to warn us :^)
Like we would ever listen to a child, kek!"

That said, I left and now she harps on my younger brother's.
That's life

reported

Are you boys ready for a fascist Mediterranean superstate?

I know it causes your great pain to remember you truth, Ikibey. But truth can be easily weaponised against those who sought bad, you in out case. I am sorry.

Let's remember what you said about it on /tr/


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evet
götümi yaxtiz
hayatimin informations balkan orsp cocuglara verdiz
simdide onlara her keren yalan söyliyorum


>Translation
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yes
my ass is burning
you guys gived my informations of my life??? to the /balk son of bitches
now I have to lie them all the time

reported

no

You should know that announcing reports is against the rules. I am sorry, Ikibey


You will never become Greek. Pray to Allah to save your soul.


>23
>laz
>short
>fat
>ugly
>dumb
>unemployed

>clean your room they said
I never did
>go get some bread they said
I said I don't want to
>get off the pc they said
I got off 15 hours later
>get a new haircut they said
I cut it myself
>go out and hang out with girls they said
I fuck my hand
>you're worthless
I cry
>shave your face
I shave my ass
>leave the house, go out
I go to toilet
>even kids speak better turkish than you do
>I'm gonna get rid of you soon
>you ate everything in the refrigerator again?
>I was working at your age
>He's your son, you tell him
>What should I say? He doesn't listen
>I don't want to see you like this
>your manboobs are bigger than mine

If allah exists, why hasn't he taken my life yet?

reported

>American with a cuckhold fetish
EVERY TIME

cuckhold fetish is part of the American culture.

I'm ok with

im not
arabs are subhumans and shitalians are mongrels

you are a shitposter, your opinion is shit

good morning

>fuck science and reality

shitaliano

You should be chained to an anvil and thrown into the sea.

It's pronounced as pe'nyiscola, not 'penis.cola.

>flag

I'm posting from my work computer.

being alive in germany is bigger pain

>swear eternal hate to rome
>get rekt by romans
top kek you cant make this shit up

He got fucked over by Carthaginian oligarchs.

That's true, I'd rather drown myself and live there.

do you really want to die in one of their stinky green lakes or dirty seas?

I'd drown myself in the Mediterranean.

Didn't Macedonia declared itself for Hannibal?

They should have sended reinforcements s.m.h

hello fellow mediterraneans

Soon

Hannibal was black

youtube.com/watch?v=hfIe9P13X8s

Yes, and Hitler was Vietnamese.

you fucking racist, how dare you?

Carthage was in AFRICA! Not Europe! you eurocentrist whitewashing fuck

Gandhi was Greek.

spanish moors were black, al-andalus black nation

yes they are blacks, spain cant stop them

why frogs love BBC so much?

its a fucking perse arabs. For france they are blacks in all books.
youtube.com/watch?v=67M2YsNnXSg

well, all this pics are from spanish medieval books

When I was in the Vatican City at st. peter basilica I heard that there was a door that if you enter you will go to heaven no matter what. Is it true?

I heard it opens once every 25 years

It's not that simple but yes, it's opened during the Jubilee

no it's not like that at all
nope

finally the weather is getting comfier

you'er fucking blonde blue eyes

>you'll never mentor your pupils on the wonders of boipussy and still be considered a wise scholar.
Feels bad man.

Gay

>all those niggers...
I know that in the middle age we called moor to all people of Africa; Arabs, Berbers and, less commonly (at least in that time), negros. Maybe that made some confusion to other countries. The early black slaves of the spanish colonies were called moor but that doesn't mean that were the same people that invaded the peninsula in the middle age and of course that there are some paintings of black moors but they were tuareg berbers.

>all those niggers...
I know that in the middle age we called moor to all people from Africa; Arabs, Berbers and, less commonly (at least in that time), negros. Maybe that made some confusion to other countries. The early black slaves of the spanish colonies were also called moor but that doesn't mean that were the same people that invaded the peninsula with the Umayyad Caliphate and of course that there are some paintings of black moors but they were tuareg berbers, a minority between Berber ethnicities.

I wish I had black female slaves

I wish we lived in the Confederate States of America

I just want the negresses

Me too

>tfw no ebony queen

A whole harem filled with them, imagine.

But USA negresses are fugly and fat and inferior on every account to Abyssinian goddesses

gib

Just go fish one

gib

Giv lil sandnigger gf to fuck with

>go out
>see this

wat do

Keep going on my way and hope she doesn't notice me.

>she notices you and asks you to pass her a towel

what now

Pass her the towel and go on my way.

Take a picture of her and post it on Sup Forums and ask people what would they do if they saw this girl

>she asks you to help get her feet dry

this may be the occasion your gayness is cured my friend

>asking me to do something out of my comfort zone

Lie a big fat lie about having to be somewhere and being late and head off.

no wonder you're still a virgin at 23

I'm a year younger but yeah.