/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Shut Up Edition

>Countdown to Mexico GP:
whenisf1on.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Abu Dhabi:
fiaformula2.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 331 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 265 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 244 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 163 points

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
132

>News:
Everyone is seething because of AMX penalty
Kvyat dumped AGAIN
Fat John cucked by Haas in team radio

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formula1.com/sp/static/f1/2017/live/Austin/Race/Austin_Race_GRO-5.mp3
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>10 posts early

the fuck is wrong with you Luigi

They will broadcast the drivers briefing for Mexico live right? Can't wait to see Max go full school shooter

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

I've gotta poo and had to be sure you or Bahamas ruined it so posted early in hope no one would notice and post it on the old thread from the porcelain throne

>I've gotta poo and had to be sure you or Bahamas didn't ruined it

Fix'd

GOAT

Impressive digits

www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/f1/10270005/kvyat-replace--verstappen-at-red-bull-for-mexico

In other news...

why doesnt ricciardo get the new renault engine that amx and nico got?
why did hulkenberg DNF?

Probably will now his old one died

So what are the chances of Hamilton to win the championship in México and if he win it's worth to stay to watch the podium celebration?

Asking for a friend.

I for one welcome our new /ourguy/

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It was reported that Max gets it this weekend just been and Daniel gets it this race coming. Like the other guy said now his engine is pooped he will get it for sure.
If Vettel wins and Hamilton finished 5th or higher Hamilton wins the WDC (or that's what sky said this weekend post race).

It's habbenin.

Will be overshadowed by checo's amazing win though.

>Kvyat dumped AGAIN
What a fucking meme team, they are gonna get overtaken by Renault and Haas if they continue.

Hülkenberg lost oil pressure in something internal, Renault said they're investigating exactly what

95% sure to win it. He only has to finish 5th.

If he doesn't finish on the podium though I don't think they'll present him the trophy on the podium. But Mexico should be a Merc track though so will probably just win.

>If he doesn't finish on the podium though I don't think they'll present him the trophy on the podium
He won't get the trophy until the prize giving gala you pleb.

does chloe stroll snap chats?

>implying he wont just grab it once hes done fucking Nico's missus

>"Subscribe to my private snapchat for just €400/per month"

You get to marry Chloe Stroll, and at the altar when you're saying your vows she insists you and any future sons must get circumcised and convert to Judaism.

What do you do /f1/, say "I do" or bail and run out of the synagogue?

>Implying she isn't faithful to the Boss
KEK also I have heard Lewlew has a steady thing on the side but keeps her out of the public eye

Not that I know of but she does do Instagram stories

>Kvyat dumped AGAIN
source? why?
did pretty good in the US imo.

I do, immediately divorce her, take all of her money and then fund a minor league racing team.

drop her off in gaza

twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/922497173425741826

not sure if goys can marry jewish girls but I'd do it

>implying she wouldn't force you to sign a prenupt barring you from daddy stroll's cash.

radionz.co.nz/news/sport/342217/hartley-will-race-f1-in-mexico
Kiwi reporting for proof

That's how you end up foetal position in a barrel of cement

>best friends all their life
>suddenly hate each other

really makes you wonder

I fucking hate the Red Bull mafia

still not fixed

>ruin it

Fix'd for you best OP

>amx wins in mexico

You...don't think...

>best friends all their life
Let's not exaggerate. They were two kids who spend occasional weekends together when racing at continental level.

>hate
There is no proof they hate each other. Viv is just a stay at home mum now so she doesn't get out as much and not to places that lewis is even around.

>gets dq'd
>colgate nation burns down

She wouldn't...

>husbands a pretty wimp with hot rich friends

I mean..

>hes a car bab-
>overtakes his 2 biggest rivals in the same race

APOLOGISE

>wimp
Sounds like an awful amount of projection here.

>Ricciardo will get beaten by amx for the 4th race in a row

What is this pickle meme?

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is it mika's daughter?

did you guys found the names of the 2 blonde girls on the podium of recent Austin GP?

Dutch F1 timeline:

>Jos "grindbak" Verstappen
>nothing
>nothing
>amd amx

No reason to get angry, we're getting podiums now and are finally on track (except for last race)

Sainz grid girl was noiiiiice

pls post

also Austrian and Hungarian GPs had qt ladies on grid line(jews want to destroy this - why? not a single non-white woman compares to)

i remember two hot grid girls i met in 2014 eurosport's watts zap:
1. mxgp 2014 assen (nederlands), qt girl danced
2. SBK imola 2014, light blue jeans and P E R F E C T ass and legs(she was blonde, if i remeber correctly)

also in the same 2014 or in 2015 on the Watts Zap dedicated to Tour de France there was an episode from 2009 with qt brunette in POLKA DOT SUIT(like a full-body pijam) dancing.
cant find the source :(

really cant forget for 3+ years for some reason

french girl from movie about tour de france cochonou(name of brand) behind the scenes movie, 2015

i liked her looks, i love the white eyebrowes. she looks scandinavian, a little bit of my IRL EOT

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she looks a little bit... saami? finnish?

Daniil calm down ffs

>/f1/ will now assosiate my flag with wag posting
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VITTU

fuck, FUCK!

the glasses look perfect on her, like on a model from billboard

and i also love headbands on woman, since the mometn i have 1.5 years ago.
1.5 years ago there was a qt girl with viliotteish(not sjw, not bright) pantyhose and normal lenght dress, blonde with a headband i saw in the window of the bus. i was inside and she was outisde. too bad it was only few sedonds and i lost her(i wouldnt do anyhtong, just wanted to look more)

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Dani this is an intervention.

Get off the computer, go find Kelly, go on holiday and just enjoy it

>normal lenght dress,
fix - not dress, but skirt

TR assigned her to Gasly now

dani posts under a monaco flag(like dozen of other f1 drivers)

her home town is Amiens, if irememebr correctly

i forgot this detail and recalled only month ago, when saw League 1 team from the

>Check her instagram
>Fifty fucking two stories

God dammit she has lost her mind as well.

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OP:

>Fat John cucked by Haas in team radio

What happened?

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told to shut up and drive

m8, just let it go
it can get hard sometimes, but that's just life

damn, she is VERY butifuel. if such girl would be in my class i would either become the best version of myself, or would just ignore going to class

Can you stop spamming this ugly skank pls thx

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The whole pit crew fucked his wife after the first pit stop and left the radio open so he could hear

Kek, had it coming.

Any webm of it?

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formula1.com/sp/static/f1/2017/live/Austin/Race/Austin_Race_GRO-5.mp3

he's turned himself into a pickle, mogool!

>ugly skank
what?

btw she look dutch. do you liek dutch woman?

and i love dutch females, my t&f waifu is ducth and very similar to that french girl in terms of hair and eyebrowes colour

i know it, hair, looks bit... grandma'ish?
but my big irl object of attraction, one girl, have the same hair. completetely, true, natural, pure blonde. And the same white eyebrowes.

doubt she's Finnish

SHHHHHUT UP

Miksi?

Mr Safety Car it's not working...

But I like Marion...

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ok i go for a moment
the name of the movie you see. it is from 2015

are you gonna slap me after the race, mr stewart?

Does anyone have a list of every race to have a safety car?

LOLI ALERT

this movie feautures loli who looka like that loli from Sup Forums webms. she is ameicna and have problems with eyes. forgot her name(never knew)

lol

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE GUYS HONESTLY? RED FLAG THIS SHIT

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