Ayy lmaos have landed on earth and want to know everything about the human race in under 3 hours so they can decide...

>ayy lmaos have landed on earth and want to know everything about the human race in under 3 hours so they can decide whether they'll erase our species or let us sustain

Which movie do you suggest to save mankind?

Army Dog

Office Space

" The Cuckold "

>idiocracy xddd

THE LORDS OF THE LOCKER ROOM

The action starts with wiry young newcomer Nick Steel ogling Billy as he showers. Billy loves the attention, but keeps up appearances by challenging Nick to a match. Nick’s speed enables him to surprise Billy with a more than one ball-breaking move, of course he’s no match for Billy’s brute strength and must finally submit to Billy’s thick dick. But we think you’ll notice the big smile on Nick’s face while his tight little ass gets victory fucked.

Next up Leather Master Van Darkholme. When Mark mocks his appearance, he challenges Wolff to a fight, this one could go either way, as Darkholme clearly has the skills. But experience counts and Wolff takes him down, leaving Darkholme to release his tension in the shower by blowing a hot load.

With the pretenders to the throne vanquished, it’s time for Mark and Billy to square-off, the two body builders give it all they have. They lose their suits midway through round one, and it becomes an ass slapping, ball grabbing, nipple pinching jack-off spectacular, with all the great holds and moves you expect.

Who win’s? To become the Lord of the Lockeroom?

independence day

The Room.

>pass this off as documentary and watch them leave in a hurry

Koyaanisqatsi

kek

Synecdoche, New York.

I'd show them some kino about the darkness of mankind so that they can end this cancerous civilization once and for all

la la land

Just as long as we hide the fact that we elected a fat orange gibbering nazi, or else they'd blow us up on the spot ha ha.

Starship Troopers

American Psycho

DRUMPF

Good bait

Tree of life

Probably pretend Lord of the Rings was a historical documentary

I like to play games 1 & 2

Mr nobody

They Live

District 9

Fuck the ayylmao

End of Evangelion.

Nigga what

Problem Child 2

Out

The Room