Film contains series of events in an interrelated sequence which come to a conclusion

>film contains series of events in an interrelated sequence which come to a conclusion

It can be pretty contrived desu.

Especially if the sequences rely on flashbacks told in chronological order.

>film contains series of professionals performing fictional roles

>film has editing

>film has a director

>film contains imagery

>film

>main character is supposed to be relocatable
>he leaves his house

>film is completely digital and not actually on film
>it's still called film

>film has props

My brother tried to convince me that Cloud Atlas was kino because it had a nonlinear narrative. It can work but you really have to care about the characters and plot. I only remember the chinky grill and I completely forget the story. If the movie doesn't hook you you're end up apathetic and wondering why they even bothered to do it in the first place.

>film has actors

>big picture

>film has actors

>film has cuts in it

>forced bad grammar
>watchable

>practical effects

>flick is capeshit

>black actor plays intelligent character

>thread has memetext
>nobody puts effort in their posts
I should have known desu

>film doesnt AT LEAST have 98% on rotten tomatoes

>film has non diegetic sound

>film has sound

>Film is a series of 2D still images played together to simulate movement in a 3D space

>film is a pg13 horror movie

>tron remake
>replace the word "program" with the word "app"

>every film is a movie
>not every movie is a film

>Manchester by Sea

>film making follows the laws of the physics and utilizes atoms that form molecules which allow for the physical formation of all things related to the production

>go to see a 'movie'
>it's a sequence of still frames played one after the other at speed

Has there ever been a film where they didn't assume our code of physics was applicable? Some kinda interdenominational kino? And I'm not just talking about meme laws like gravity. I mean the very foundation of our universe. We need it gone. Maybe it can only be done in animation.

Surrealism veers towards this
Also check out Flatland

>asian main character in western film
>has a short hime cut
>one strand of hair dyed blue
fucking kikes are responsible I know it

>He hasn't seen Qfwfq Vol. 689 (1,134,008.45)

Is da true-true

>horror film involves the whole cast being brutally slaughtered by some sort of entity
>lone survivor decides to lie about how everyone died

>film is directed by me
>only cast watches it
>even family don't care

don't make such a shitty movie next time

>film stars humans

Pulp Fiction?

Is this supposed to be funny?

fucking this

duuude

>film isn't 2 hours of gay scat porn