OFFICIAL MNF PREGAME THREAD

its just a rubber bracelet edition

>This segment

fuck what a downer to start off on

>tfw regardless of how successful or not your career is, some kid is dead and buried in your jersey

JUST

hopefully this game won't suck

>you will never have a cancer-ridden child depending on you to win the owl for your team
would you accept the challenge Sup Forums?

This game is basically a tale of who can win for a dead person more. Carson Wentz and the Dutch Destroyer, or Kirk Cousins and his Grandma

You guys really think the eagles can pull off the upset?

Let me guess, it's another MNF sob story for good karma?

>this fucking cancer story

>This dead kid was an igglesfag
He didn't have much to live for anyway.

Is filthadelphia the most fairweather sports town?

that fucking cameraman angling for a good shot of the crying kid needs to be gassed immediately

Aired on ESPN yesterday, adding more fuel to the Wentz hype train

the cancer patient's team will win as usual

I always think the exact thing whenever these stories air
>hey kid are you crying? quick look into the camera

First for stories about dying children to get me in the mood for some FOOTBALL

Also you now remember the kid that got tom bradys number carved into his skull and then got brain cancer

Of course, whether or not they do it is another story

Carson Wentz is one ugly dude

Why don't they just name them the Washington Savages?

Should I watch this shit on phl17 or espn?

Jesus Christ this is a sad story. As a new parent myself it's even worse.

>Wentz crying like a bitch
At least my QB is a real man.

They had the foresight to know about Tom Savage

>he was buried...
>*uncontrollable laugher*
what an asshole

some might say a mans man

Jesus christ.. this is rough bros

>carson wentz rubbed a kids head for good luck and he died
Philly fans WILL defend this

>yfw wentz channels the power of the dutch destroyer and wins MVP

I can't defend this. I'm off the Wentz Wagon

Jesus, now THAT is the gayest photo of Rodgers I have ever seen.

Will the pregame story affect the Vegas betting line?

Fuuuuuug I didn't ask for this

Who's got the stream?

Dak > Wentz

>le ebin Aaron is le gay maymay
He was fucking Olivia Munn, who happens to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Faggots.

>suzy kolber

google grandma streams

Oh fugg, Tiki's here! Time to get comfy.

Don't know but I just dropped $200 on the Skins to win at +200

>tfw no Suzy to watch football with and cuddle

aaron you shouldn't be shitposting on spee you should be resting

>carson wentz will never rub your head and release you from this mortal plane

he was fucking her until he realized he liked the cock more

Cousins > both

Washington Savages win by a score of 41-36 on a last second Cousins dragon to Doctson

I'm fucking crying why would they do me like tis on MNF I already saw it on SC ffs

who else /skins/ here

Why do you think that there is something wrong with being gay?

Eli>Kirk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ryan Leaf>Dak=Wentz

he really likes real men

*saves your soul*

Russell Wilson will be MVP this year

i want suzy kolber to step on me

>You now realize the only decent team the uggles played was Kansas City
>You now remember they lost to KC

Charles actually talking for once

It's not the current year anymore, dingus

That dog later ran the jet-ski into a crowd of children.

Awful.

Rate Wentz gf

>5-2 is better than 5-2
What kind of math are you using?

Pats lost to them and the fucking Panthers kek

>implying the chorgers aren't decent
>implying the r*****s aren't a top 10 team
>implying

is that Army Dog?

>Wentz harvested that kids life force and converted it to meme magic
BASED WENTZ

...

she's a qt

Not bad for being in her 50's

They are both 5-2

WHO READY FOR INTRO SONG?!?!??!

They were wearing shirts with cats on them.

>he's wearing the bracelet
My heart.

isn't that his daughter

Been BLACKED/10

based

FLY R*DSK*NS FLY

Fucking kids taunting that animal. Deserved to get a jet ski run up on their ass.

BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON

wow gruden's suit looks like shit lmao

>mfw I've already successfully false-flagged as three different team's fans in this thread

I'm not gay

WENTZYLVANIA

what are the odds we lose tonight?

I really really like women

Stop

What do we think of Romo as a color commentator?

Do you lads rate Mina Kimes?

11/9
flip
enhance
9/11

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and they say that the NFCE isn't the most elite division.

W E N T Z W A G O N

What did he mean by "worm holed"?

BASED

>implying you're not gonna be balls deep in OBJs boipucci tonight
just embrace it aaron

I bet she has a nice dick

>losing to the queefs

Carson "No Fat Chicks" Wentz

Best guy CBS has had in a broadcast booth since the 90's.

That's why they're using him twice a week.

SHOULD I WATCH THIS SHIT ON PHL17 OR ESPN

thought that was the facial abuse chick and my dick twitched, disappointed to see it's not her, 2/10

Me neither.

The Eagles will not lose another game until Nov 19th