Aryan in beanerland?

Sup Sup Forumsacks. This is a question for the spics of this board, but people with experience may also contribute. My situation is this: I am visiting South and Central America in the 2017 and I was wondering how i will fare. My hair is blonde and my eyes are blue and I have been told numerous times that these features signal "rob and kill me" to the average bean burrito. What is your take?

Where specifically are you going. It depends on what cities you will be in.

This, I've never been south of the border and don't intend on doing so ever but from how my parents put it, they'll either seeth with hatred towards you and plan to do some kind of harm to you or they'll kiss the earth you walk on, especially the women.

You'll be a novelty for then

If you're visiting tourist destinations, you're going to be pretty safe so long as you're not inetionally making yourself a target. The police are heavily pressured to protect those areas because they're a source of revenue and contribute to the economy. At most, vendors will try to sell you a bunch of things you don't want. Also, outside isn't as scary as the autists on this board make it out to be. Enjoy your vacation.

I will be covering the following countries: Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Ecuador, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua and Belize. I have not yet decided which cities, but it will mostly be the capital/most popular ones

>they'll kiss the earth you walk on, especially the women.
The women are exactly the reason why I am visiting, heard they would do anything to chow down on an aryan cock

I went to Acapulco, Mexico last feb.

I am 6'4", fit, goldish/red hair with a big beard... I stuck out like a sore thumb, towering over the swarthy manlets all around me.

but in a good way. Nobody fucked with me, people were always very polite, and I *constantly* saw qt senoritas looking my way.

Just don't dress like a tourist and learn enough spanish to have at least some basic vocabulary for common situations, like when taking taxis/buses, or ordering food.

Went to Playa del Carmen, beanerland in January

Shit was non stop beaners trying to sell me drugs wherever I went
Cab drivers
Hotel staff
Club staff
Bar staff

I was born in a town in Mexico where there was a German man who used to be a Nazi. He stole bars of gold and fled to Mexico. He married a little brown woman and used the gold to help those around him. If you travel anywhere near that town you will be pretty much welcome to to eat or stay anywhere you want if you claim you are one of his grand kids.

Prepare to have pussy in Argentina and even more if you say you are European

Just don't. Stay where you are, that's better for you and for me.

Once you get into South America at least- Ecuador, Peru Venezuela (wouldn't go there now)- if you are an obvious gymfag with short hair, they will suspect you of being some sort of DEA/US LEA or military.

Grow your hair long if you are a gymfag. Unless you want to look like DEA/US military to keep people from fucking with you.
At first I couldn't figure out why they were all acting so odd toward me until a German girl working for a travel agency told me.
Grow hair long, if a obvious gym fag, might want to lessen up. IF going all that way, find a galapagos flight out of Quito and a cruise before that's ruined, if not already.

Best week of my life, cruise off galapagos and visiting a different island each day. this was ~5 years ago, might be all shit now. You can swim with sea lions on the beach on..Isabella ISland if I recall right, then the Island wit the MArs features, then the one with Darwin's lake...that's worth the travel...machu pichu is overrated.
t. yank in britland

we like to fuck pretty femboys so yes you are fucked literally.

enjoy your anus.

du kommer til og fucking do hahahahahaha
aflys din ferie

>beta
>cringy
>crocked theet
>delusional

I bet you look like this

Why would you want to go from western europe into smelly stupid uneducated nigger land?

Women are fat and disgusting and the men are literal low iq retards.

If you want a nice vacation to somewhere hot go to southern europe or australia

why do you think they sell drugs to amerifat tourist?

why didnt you report them to the police?

sorry sir, its shamefull to go and tell lies on th e internet jsut to get some attention, no respetable hotel do that, were did you stay then? in a cheapo crappy worse looking hotel in town_

what hotel was this? at least you can tell us were is this hotel.

your autism is showing sorry kid

I went on "galapagos legend." (I'm not shilling for them, but it was decent...save for the raft getting overturned by waves one time heading back to the ship, and the bull sea lion who kept the raft from mooring for 2 hours when he stood there barking, refusing to budge.

If you are an attractive White guy, you can get laid-- Germans, Japanese, cute Argies (white ones). The trick, if going alone, is to go at christmas bc you'll not be such an oddball.

Also, find a whitewater rafting place to go on the Napa (an amazon tributary). That was really fun. Galapagos, Whitewater rafting, and if you are interested in Aztec/Mayan.Olmec stuff.

Whatever meds you take--xanax of whatever-- bring, bc no pharmacy is going to sell anything to a grino (even if you speak the language well, you will be assumed to be DEA).

Be careful in airports also, stick to your own kind. If you are decent looking and have an OK personality, you will get laid.

Obly if you go to a dangerous area like the sharia zones in europe

why is your mom fat and disgusting? no body has mention anything about fat and disgusting unless you know some one based on your personal experience, you are being too especific and horobly autistic.

i really doubt you can come here on vacation becuase you are just a poor little shit hating cringy faggot, i love to see you one day on the street and rob you and rape you.

Not visiting Mexico, so no paco you cant have any of this white ass. Maybe you should try your local MS-13 gangleader

Just stay away from rural areas and all of Central America

>going to Acapulco
M8, that's some Rambo shit you did

>attractive white guy

No faggots cant get laid just because you are as pretty as a women, you will only get fucked by gay spics just like you want.

You are fucking autistic, no dealer would risk get cought unless you are in a shitless hotel, and besides no body sells you a thing unless you ask them, so why the fuck did you ask them about drugs? you are a fucking worthless junky.

You probably hear it froma friend and you are telling it as if it happend to you.

You liar piece of shit.

i want picture or names at least, you fucking liar piece of cringe bastard.

Speaking for Central America here, you'll be fine in all of them, just watch your back a bit in Panama. Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Belize are pretty chill towards foreigners, specially the aryan ones.

Went down to Colombia with blonde hair. Lots of people offer to sell me cocaine, as opposed to my brown haired friends. Additionally, I pulled some insanely hot women my way for a guy who is 6/10 at best. Mixed bag really, but you will attract attention to yourself.

>I bet you look like this
yes, you nailed me, pablo. The reason I had a threesome with 2 german travel travel agents in my cabin.

I swear, if you fucks ever realized just how much your elite hate you...I heard some of the most classic shit during the dinners, esp from the Anglos living there, who call Argentina 'The Argentine" and explained to me why the natives need Whites to look over them "since they are like children."

Best 3 week of my life-- a threesome with 2 germans, fucked an argie, and a heavy makeout session with a Jap and invitation to come there for the cherry blossom festival.

Ended up turning her down, but the offer is still open, she still emails me now and then. The idea of [a Gringo getting pussy must drive you crazy, huh pablo?

BTW- OP user, keep out of Mexico. Used to cross at San Ysidro to buy my roids every week or 10 days and then down to rosarita beach, where I knew a phamacist who would let me use his bathroom to do my injectables and getting the orvals over the border...I must have crossed 50x plus on foot and was never stopped.

fuck off brown midget, brown midget goblins worship the guero dick.

Sounds like you had a good time. But I heard Columbia is batshit crazy 24/7. Do you recon it is just as unsafe there as the other places I'm visiting?

why are you obsesesed about sex? jajajajj

poor little shit lol your autism is showing stupid fuck.

you are still a virgin, and we all know it.

my real question here is, why do you go on the internet and tell lies? does it feel good? you feel alone user?

tell your mexibro whats bothering you?

Stop waching vice and netflix documentarys.

So you want to travel a lot and fuck a lot? you feel traped? you still live in your moms basement?

>el musulmANO en delusiĆ³n

>You are fucking autistic, no dealer would risk get cought unless you are in a shitless hote
Spic ass ugly fucking nigger, you have clue what I look like. I've given a honest account of my time there.
My friend actually went to a whore house in mexico, I went in with him but refused to do it. Why would I bother, when I got German, argent, and jap pussy for free? Including a THREESOME (!!) with 2 cute German travel agents on the Galapaogos legend in my Cabin (it was meant as cabin for 2, but was empty enough I had room to myself.)

Do you think I'm making it up? To what end? Deal with it paco-- a decent-looking, gym-fag White guy can get laid down there like you would not believe if you are even semi-able to interact socially.

Everything I've said is 100% true. The butthurt from you is fucking palabable. Can tell you must be a 5 foot 2 shitskin mestizo who couldn't get laid in a whore house with your dick sandwiched between a Visa and an American Express.

wow, desu, maybe I do have "White Privlege." Down side to going at Christmas time is that you will have to deal with a LOT of American Jews, and it's also just when the rains begin, so depending how you catch it might be a washout, but still worth it.

Want some OC pics from galaapagos paco?

I know nothing about tourism in South America, but here all tourists areas are filled with nordic vikings with shorts. Even if you are far away from the North you can speak English in most tourist areas. Must be the same in South America

actually your women, your daughters, your wives and all other amerisluts love the BBC Big Beaner Cock.

You know the pool guy? the pool guy? the gardener.

We all like your white cunt, just keep working your ass off for them and we will keep fucking them, in the school, in the supermarket, at the movies.

You remember the last lie your gf told you? he was fucking a spic, becuase latin lovers are the best. white little shits dont know how to fuck.

>06/29/16(Wed)16:54:08 No.79207519
>latins
>brown siberian mongoloids are latins from the other side of the world

>my real question here is, why do you go on the internet and tell lies? does it feel good? you feel alone user?
Every word I've said here, on the bones of my ancestors, is 100% true. Would you like details? OC pics from my trip?

Every word is 100% true, on the bones of my ancestors. You are so fucking jealous you cannot believe that a decent looking White Gym fag (ok, I'm obsessed with Gym) with Blue eyes can get that sort of pussy?

Also, to rub more salt in your wounds, I'm a 5 foot 8 manlet. Were I over 6 feet, I would have literally been beating them off with a stick....

>>I am visiting South and Central Americ
Don't drink the tap water.
or you'll get sick and get diarrhea.

lmao drug adict junky piece of shit

i think you have a bigger problem with drug abuse annon, does your parents know about this?

Its not cool to be dependant on a sustance, that makes you low shittier worse than niggers becuase you are not a nigger are you?

and you feel prud about it?

fucking kill yourself faggot lmao degerate, you dont even deserve to be a amerifat, so why the proxy?

>Mexicans acting overly butthurt in this thread
>OP is not even going to Mexico
Get the fuck out of Sup Forums you uneducated beaners

Mexico, ladies and gentlemen.

Just go to normal places you'll always find foreign people there also upper class people in most countries is white and blonde just like urself

This

Montezuma's Revenge is a bitch.

>bones of ancestors

lol little shit thinks he is in a movie omg jajajajajjajaj

>decent

and even so you keep calling yourself pretty, you feel pretty femboy?

No, you are obsessed with faggotry, way to go.

rub salt? dont get it twisted like always kid, yoiu are the one being fucked right here.

try harder faggot. i am not even amused.

>why are you obsesesed about sex? jajajajj
lmao...amazing. What do you think I'm making up? I actually kept a diary of my time there? Would you like a link of my content? let me get out my album and take a picture of OC...You mother fuckers are so butt hurt jealous that a Whtie guy can get laid there...and, btw, over my time there, only South American girl I fucked was 100% German.

I didn't touch any of "your" girls. This level of fucking butthurt is hilarious. How long before you just have been banned bc, like SJW, you canot deal with fact that White girls stilll find White men (even a 5 foot 8 manlet) attractive.

MY one regert is not sleeping with the japanese, though tbqh she was only about a 6/10. Nice girl and all, literally follow me around boat like a stalker, told me she was a "office worker" and wanted a bunch of pictures of and with me (which I found weird).

This is not a "brag" post, BTW. MEant to give hope. IF you are neet right now, you can do it bros if you want it bad enough and have the discipline as far as the gym...

I'm not "gloating, I'm being honest. Even with my awful genetics, I was able to do it through sheer willl power. you can too.

This

In Nicaragua you should be fine, tourism is essential to its economy, the worst thing that can happen is getting mugged. As much as I hate socialism, the Sandinistas have done a good job in keeping gangs and cartels out of the country. As long as you stick to the main roads in Managua, you should be okay.

>awful genetics,
lmao virgin faggot can only get prostitutes to suck that tiny dick?

you are ugly as shit lmao

>drug adict junky piece of shit
Getting testosterone injections makes me a "junky?" That's a new one. Yes, many people get "hooked" on test injections and it really ruins lives, as they sell everything to get their next fix.

Buying in MExico is simply as easier way for those who don't want to pay the $2,500 concult fee to the corrupt jew doctors who write test scripts in CA and FL.

I love "Using testosterone injections to supplement my workouts= junkie." The butt hurt is fucking glorious.

You must be a real-life virgin, who account accept that gringos come down there and get laid...irony being, I never touched a MExican and Never would...unless it a girl like the daughter of Misguel Zaragosta Lopez, the 2nd or 3rd richest man in Mexico, who I actually go tto be on good terms with for a bit.

We used to always talk about a big party at his home.oneof his properties (he owns "the azteca" in TJ) but never happened. THAT does make me sad, bc allegedly his parties are legendary for the qality of Coke and the models in brings in,

Would you like some OC pics of Galapagos and South America? I had them all printed out and keep in a real album, proper style

i dont know does it makes you a junky?

>try harder faggot. i am not even amused.
I never directly addressed you once in a thread, until you began ranting at me like a nigger who just got a paternity suit.

I've told the man asking the truth-- There is a cruise called the "Galapagos Legend," that, at least in my experience, was based a sfuck and I ended up doing a threesome with 2 very cute German travel agents, and had a heavy petting session with a Japnaese girl, who was about a 5/10, a self-described "office worker," and later iivited me there for the Cherry Blossom festival.

Was I "gloating?" No, I was making the point that no matter how shit you think you r life is right now, a sensible workout program and diet can completely change your life (IF you really work at it) to the point you can have the best time of your life down there, fi you are willing to put the gym hours in.

I've offered OC pictures of my trip. Not quite sure why a few spics are being so hostile when I'm saying this IS hope for you, no matter you look like, if you are willing to put the gym time in, girls will literally approach you.

Instead of welcoming the advice, you mother fuckers canot believe someoe posting here actually did get laid...why the fuck would I make it up?

I've offered OC of some pics from my trip, you haven't said you want to see it. You are just living in complere denial, miserably jealous bc I pulled more ass on a week's cruise around the Galapagos then you giv

>virgin

>can only get prostitutes to suck that tiny dick?
Never paid for a hooker. 2 Germand travel agents, an Argentinians White girl, ad a Japanese girl (who was only about a 5/10).

Why can you not believe that a decent looking White guy (and at 5 foot 8, a manlet!) can get laid if he is decent looking.

WTF is so wrong with you that you are in complete denial? Do you think I'm hallucinating or a patholigcal liar?

You must be one scary, immature, 450lb motherfcuker. I've never seen amotherfucker r get this triggered over a posts on women.

It's hilarious. Whenever this board makes the news (Brex petition this time) we always get a new army of reaatrded shitbirds who could never be bothered wtih is before, but thishas been fuckin fucking clas.

Every butt hurt, milential, proponent fo the NWO gang suddenly stops all their "Democracy" bulshit when they don't get enough vo

>>virgin
told you I will post OC of the girls No great photos shop skills, but can manage to cover eyes if that is all I need.

I really do't get it...yuo fcukers are so horrified now that we've broken free of th e NWQ gang of Globalist Shills for the banksers, using :muh diversity: