Scotland calls new referendum, leaves and rejoins EU by 2020

>scotland calls new referendum, leaves and rejoins EU by 2020
>the rebuilt border around Northern Ireland causes consternation for people living there, the now Catholic majority province peacefully votes to reunite with Ireland after Sinn Fein sweeps the polls
>the United Kingdom of England finds it economy floundering as the pound is now Zimbabwe tier and and multination corporations have moved to EU countries
>they find its not so easy to base your entire economy on manufacturing little union jack flags and providing "services" which nobody can afford since there are no jobs

>the UK implodes like a slow motion car crash within 10 years from now

Is your body ready?

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Once that happens, we will be happy to let whatever is left of the UK back in, under the same conditions every other member is under, of course.

>scotland calls new referendum, leaves and rejoins EU by 2020

1.6 million Scots voted to stay in the EU.
2 million Scots voted to stay in the UK
Which of these numbers is greater?

>neither united, nor a kingdom, nor encompassing the entirety of Britain

>Scotland leaves
>EU cockblocks them
>Dead country within 10 years

Why would they stay in the UK if it takes them out of the EU?

m8 the EU just told jimmie crankie to get fucked.
Its economy is destroyed now anyway with oil at 48pb the lose money on every drop, they need 150pb to join the EU and that is not happening.
As it stands Scotland without UK is an even bigger debtnigger than Ireland, and that is saying something.

>Scotland joining the EU
>Implying
I wonder if there's any countries in it that would have a problem with a recently seceded country joining them.
>inb4 muh oil

none of that is going to happen

unlike the uk staying in the eu

How is the Leave vote even a mandate for another referendum. The Scots voted to be represented as the UK by voting to remain in it, not as Scotland. Thus, they literally voted for this.

The maastricht treaty says every country must agree to let a new member join, but this can easily be changed if 70% of countries agree it should be changed, thereby removing the butthurt veto.

I dont see how Scotland would have an problem as an independent nation when Ireland did so well.
Since leaving the uk, Ireland is:

1. Richer than the UK per capita
2. Has a higher HDI than the UK
3. Has higher average wages than the UK
4. Has a higher quality of life than the UK
5. Ireland is the fastest growing economy in the EU and also the richest country in the EU in terms of GDP per capita

And all that was after being colonised for 800 years, with education banned and absolutely no natural resources since they had already been stolen. How is Scotland going to have a problem?

>despite the protest of everyone UK manages to make sane trade deals with neighbors minus EU superstate membership

>due to the kike overlords in london not wanting to starve to death despite initially promising to burn it all down

>despite all the journalists and academics who knew better, it turns out the UK economy is stronger without bailing out and paying welfare for the 3rd world 24/7

Then they'll come crawling back. Just like they always have.

All their member base will start to realize that not everything is suddenly free.

This will be the first step in a long trend of Balkanization in Western-Europe.

Northern Ireland has a growing Catholic majority and voted 65% in favour of staying in the EU, how can you think everything will stay the same?
Why would they want to be part of a dying country?

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>scotland calls new referendum, leaves and rejoins EU by 2020
>ethnonationalist an separatist movements all across Europe
>not only the EU dissolves, but Europe becomes completely balkanized
never going to happen

>and multination corporations have moved to EU countries

if there only was an English speaking tax heaven nearby where the government is more than willing to let billions of dollars of tax money slide...

We'll just dissolve the Scottish Parliament, then they can't leave.

>mfw the UK keeps going strong, and Ireland simply keeps being... Ireland
stay mad, mick

Take your completely unrelated slippery slope bullshit somewhere else Poland

Hmmm?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

Better than America you mean?

Spain and France already said they will cockblock Scotland

Yea except that's not what they do, let me explain to you how I know that

>over 50% voted leave

That must have been all of the British flag makers

To me the Irish have a problem they will have to face sooner or later:

Do they eat the potato
Or turn it into whiskey?

>RULES CAN NEVER BE CHANGED

Say they manage to call the referendum by next year and vote to leave, the negotiations on sharing out UK assets like military equipment, embassies etc will be drawn out for years as each side try's to fuck over the other, and unlike Article 50 there's no time limit on this, even if they vote to go it could be up to a decade, and both of us will have been out of Europe for a long time by that point.

They have no choice about getting dragged out with us, and down the line if the EU do let them join, the Eurozone and Schengen membership without any of the perks the UK wangled over the last 40 years will be unavoidable.

>Good luck Nicola

At least my country is not known for being fat, retarded, and having daily massacres

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This says nothing about an independent Scotland, that deficit is probably caused through propping up Northern Ireland which runs at a -50% deficit every year.

Because lying through data is what made greece collapse, for Ireland has a lower median income (aka, more people are making less money than in the UK, and it's close to 24% less), higher debts, higher deficits, only has a higher development index because of all the shitskin crime (remove the crimes in the UK and it's HDI is higher than the USA, a similar situation with every country in the top ten below ireland), it's exports are highly dependent on the UK, and in general it's actual economy (people buying and selling stuff, rather than multinationals hiding tax money in it) is weaker by any metric to the UK.

Your sort of analysis is exactly why the Eurozones keeps jumping from almost collapse to almost collapse.

WE ACCEPT ENGLAND AS 51ST STATE

funny, over here that's exactly how we see Ireland.