>The Guardians of the Galaxy are recruited to protect the Sovereign People, an ancient race of genetically engineered aliens, from an extradimensional monster. In exchange they're given Nebula (Karen Gillian) so she can answer for her crimes.
>Rocket (Bradley Cooper) steals valuable power batteries before leaving, offending Queen Ayesha (Elizabeth Debicki), who hires the Ravagers to go after the Guardians. When Yondu (Michael Rooker) refuses, he's overthrown by Taserface (Chris Sullivan). They captured Rocket and Baby Groot (Vin Diesel) and Nebula joins them to hunt down the remaining Guardians.
>While fleeing, Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Drax (Dave Bautista) come across Star-Lord's long-lost father, intergalactic adventurer Ego (Kurt Russell), and his private attendant Mantis (Pom Klementieff). Ego had been searching for Star-Lord for years and Star-Lord becomes divided between sticking with his crew or staying with his father.
>James Gunn says the theme of the movie is "family". You have Star-Lord's relationship with his biological father Ego and his surrogate father Yondu; Gamora and Nebula's strained relationship as sisters; Drax becomes a surrogate older brother/father to Mantis; and Rocket and Baby Groot's brother-like bond.
>Movie is self-contained and features no direct references to the Avengers, Thanos or the Infinity Stones aside from a subtle hint to their role in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR.
i wish i could read again all the posts that said GOTG would bomb hard
Cooper Hughes
Guardians isn't cape anything. It's like Star Wars with different characters.
Alexander Robinson
I hope they have that talking dog in this one.
Aiden Scott
>BRRAP OF THE BRRRRAAAPP VOL. BBBRAAAPF No dude
Angel Gutierrez
Isn't Ego a planet with a face?
Nathan Allen
> family
Connor Taylor
>Movie is self-contained and features no direct references to the Avengers, Thanos or the Infinity Stones aside from a subtle hint to their role in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR.
Confirmed for not true. We know Nebula and Gamora talk about their father. There ARE direct references to Thanos.
David Russell
>It's like Star Wars the last two Star Wars movies aren't nearly as good as GOTG
Austin Perez
It's unclear whether that's true in the movie.
Ego can manifest a physical humanoid form for himself in the comics anyway.
Jeremiah Robinson
Yeah well I didn't specifically mention the latest ones, I meant as a whole.
Joshua Nelson
>Random stuff happens >0 consequences >Future movies assured >Quips, pop music
Kino? Nope, just your run of the mill marvel shit that will collect about 850 million dollars from the plebeian movie goers
Adrian King
Came for this. Vin brings familykino yet again
Chase Miller
>reddit: vol.2 >kino
dive into the nearest trashcan head first
Isaac Harris
>Talking Raccoon: le Baby Groot you need to press one button but be le careful xD, one is le "kill everyone" button haha! >Baby Groot: I'm le Groot! >*tries to press the wrong button* >*quick flashes of the words "VISIT REDDIT.COM" appears on screen* >TR: NOO that's le "kill us all" button ecks dee! *laugh tracks* Try again! >BG: I'm le Groot! >*tries to press the wrong button* >*quick flashes of interracial pornography and Hillary Clinton's face appear on screen* >TR: BAZINGA!
Capekino of the highest order right there.
Carson Flores
I will never not laugh my ass off at this place.
>New movie comes out, Sup Forums loves it. Makes memes, talks about it to death. >Time passes and a sequel comes out >"THAT MOVIE WAS SHIT!" "Le Reddit" "Meme movie for shitter Reddit scum"
Connor Sullivan
I love this.
Sup Forums hated Memes of the Reddit from the get go rightfully so
Andrew Allen
I'd watch it
Nicholas Hughes
Oh user, never stop being a contrarian shitstain, it's adorable.