How did Bem from Nigeria end up in Hogwarts?

How did Bem from Nigeria end up in Hogwarts?

harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Bem

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER MUGGLE

How did op from Sup Forums end up in such a situation?

a lot of immigrants in the UK are from there

Damn it feels goof to be a wizard
A real wizzard-ass nigga mix his right
A real wizzard-ass nigga never messes up spells
'Cause real wizzard-ass niggas dark arts fight
And niggas always gotta high grades
Showin' all his boys how he cast em

>inb4 I don't know, the real question is, how did he end up in the dullest franchise in History...

refugee quotas

Brotha darkness finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. For real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AW HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs."

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a bill every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha bill nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Harry Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

Straight up honey really I'm asking
Most of these wizards think they be macking
But they be acting
Who they attracting with that line "What's your name, what's your house?"
Soon as they buy that butterbeer I just creep up from the rear
And aks you what your interests are, who you be with
Things that make you smile
What chimney to dial

Got a scholarship from acing Defense Against the White Arts

>however he does not dorm with Harry and friends.

Was Gryffindor racist.

erry teim

Under the Commonwealth Citizens and Subjects (Magical) Act 1962 [as amended], withces and wizards can send their children to Hogwarts as long as they pay for their tuition fees up front

KEK

gryffindors are the jews of harry potter

>you will never be this mad

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG CASTAH
throw yo hand sin the air, if you a true wizard

*wizzah

Yer a wizard an shite Bern!

>Born in Britain or Ireland[6], despite being Nigerian in descent, Bem began his education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in 1991, along with students Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.[1]

He's not Nigerian, he's British

Isn't there a school in Uganda?

british people are white

BUMP for star shitter op

WE WUZ ARTHURS N SHIEEEET

There's IRL universities in Uganda too, but rich families send their kids to 3rd rate British ones instead because they're still better and being educated in London is considered prestigious.

Same thing

quintessentially british

SOME British people are white

Just like how some women have feminine dicks

listen up ahmed, you can call yourself british all you want but your homeland is a lot further south

Irish people are not white??

Not by any civilised definition

taigs aren't british you thick twat

>stretched his fuckin legs

>le ominous nigger

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