/mlb/ general - GAME ONE edition

Astros @ Dodgers

Tuesday, 8pm EST / 5pm PST

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LAD: Corey Seager (back) says he's 'good to go'
ATL: Braves decline club option on R.A. Dickey
ATL: Braves exercise 2018 option on Flowers
NYM: Mets officially name Callaway as next manager
WAS: Nats to interview Dave Martinez for manager
LAD: Rich Hill will start Game 2 of World Series
BOS: Red Sox announce hiring of Cora as manager
HOU: Keuchel will start Game 1 of World Series
HOU: Verlander named AL Championship Series MVP
HOU: Morton, Astros shut out Yankees in Game 7 win
LAD: Seager (back) still up in air for WS Game 1
NYY: Yankees keep lineup static for ALCS Game 7

RA Dickey was pretty solid, I wonder why they're not picking him up

dubs and the dodgers lose game 1

tfw cubs fan

fuckin love baseball fellas
gettin to be that time of year again where we are without our soul for a few months
bout time to watch baseball movies
Field of Dreams
Bull Durham
Major League
Trouble With The Curve
Moneyball
Angels In The Outfield
maybe you like some of them, maybe you don't like some of them, but it's about that time where we're gonna have to watch them all again to get through the long, cold, lonely days

>There are asstros "fans" on this board right now that unironically think their team stands a chance against the DODGERS.

>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers
>the Gulf War was years from starting
>the WTC had yet to be attacked by terrorists... in 1993
>the Soviet-Afghan War was coming to an end

Leave the asstros to me

I don't know what to feel, lads.

How many home runs are the Astros pitchers going to hit in this series?

probably time to feel some thicc latina butt, cuz u ain't gonna feel no victory m8

I'm more of a highlights guy myself

I've been watching comfy ejection videos today

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there is lots of nice, sniffable Latina butt in Houston

>mfw Verlander hits 2 bombs while pitching a full game shutout

I want to do things to her

appreciate this
man, that fucking Lackey & Contreras ejection vs. the Cards
god i remember watching that game and just fucking laughing hysterically

>the team that used to be in the NL has to play by NL rules

OH NO [/sarcasm]

I really fucking hope he does that

very jealous
must be a HUGE perk of living in the south

My favorite part of the World Series is watching the AL pitchers at the plate

My favorite baseball memory is Andy Pettite's game tying RBI single in the 2009 world series

California, Chicago, Washington DC, and New York and New Jersey too

Damn, Justin Turner is a beast

He was batting like .390 at one point, but that's obviously hard to keep up for a whole season

.322 isn't shabby at all though, plus his post season performance has been great

no need to do something so drastic when you've only been a lifelong fan since 2016

Baseball best sport
America best country
Canada can tag along
No Cubans

So it’s the Dodgers in 5 right?
Verlander may be able to take a win against >multiple entries, but it comes down to the Dodgers bullpen.

What's wrong with Cubans?

>Dodgers in 5

that's my guess. as much as i hate the spicdogs it just doesn't look like the astros stand a chance.

Speaking of pitchers batting, who are the best at it? I know Madison Bumgarner is decent but anyone else?

Joba Chamberlain

Arrieta, Greinke

DeGrom and Syndergaard were decent last time I checked

Noah Syndergaard

probably one of the only pitchers to hit two home runs in one game in recent years

Comfy article on Tommy Lasorda's faggot son who died of aids. (It's not deadspin shit)
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sounds pretty uncomfy desu

I'm just glad he'll be able to witness another doyer title

Does Justin Turner have orange pubes?

Are Mexican girls the comfiest girls?

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Houston is probably more Latino than LA so I don't get this meme

houston has no fans though. doyer fans actually fill up the stadium plus LA is bigger so there are more spics even if houston has more spics per capita

>redneck middle school humor

.t wetback who just crossed over into el paso

t. fat redneck

and

>watching a sport dominated by Hispanics and being racist against Hispanics

Do you go into NBA threads and talk about niggers?

Obviously all women have the potential to be good or shit, but I feel like Mexican women even more so. They seem like they're either overdramatic and headstrong/bitchy, or very submissive and comfy

That's the only reason to ever post in NBA threads

I am a spic myself I just hate the astros and all their lifelong fans

I can just imagine some redneck doing that in real life by going into a blacks sports bar and just saying the most racist things you can imagine. It's fucking hilarious just imagining the black guys responses.

they are subs before you marry them then they blow up into 300 pound trolls after 2 kids at 20

True

I think you can figure that out pretty quickly after knowing them, though. And I would guess that the ones who are into white guys are comfy.

Not true, I know plenty of hot Latinas over the age of 30

Latinas have the comfiest butts

Even when they're not big they look really nice and cozy

Houston hispanics are Tejano, not cholos like LA. It's a different culture.

Houston Hispanics are probably worse on average, to my understanding a lot of them are influenced by ghetto black culture

Doyer fan here, assuming the worst and calling astros in 4. If we choke, at least it not the fucking yankees.

>barely serviceable rotation
>shit tier bullpen
>only recognizable player is a manlet

Is there any doubt that the dodgers dont win the series?

Me and all other gay dumb brainlets and pro fag suckers are rooting for the Gay Dodgers, America's Gayest Team

Inb4 dodgers sweep astros Mfw There are astro fans that think its there year

Come watch nip playoff baseball

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You're really going to be disappoined, user

And the ones in LA aren't?

And no, not especially. Even in Sharpstown and the East End they're big on cowboys and shit.

I'm not gay can I still root for the Dodgers (baseball)

At least the Mexican gangsters in LA have their own style. And a lot of Mexicans in LA are whitewashed or at least white compatible, I hear a lot of them like Morissey.

While the hood Mexicans in Houston just copy black people and say nigga in every sentence and copy black fashion too. I'm not saying all the Chicanos in Houston are like that, though.

im a Marlins fan, I always will and always have

Ready for your team to ship everyone off and cut payroll?

at least everytime my team has made the playoffs we have won the world series the pic is some gay shit i saw on DeviantArt

>Houston
>Los Angeles
Like shooting fish in a barrel.

redneck

Reminder that if you don't love Yasiel Puig you're a racist old white man who hates fun and the game of baseball

yeah well at least you have new owners
cherish them

How did they get the hat on this dog?

I appreciate your self-doubt. But the Astros have a history of choking in the playoffs, and lost in 4 games in their only previous WS appearance (2005).

It's a win for HOU if they get to Game 5, though having a title when the Rangers don't would be like Sex Pottery.

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Dumping a few webms I made during game 7 but didn't post in the game threads.

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he a gud boy

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this is my fetish

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based full kit wanker

The "Mexicans love Morissey" meme is real and it's the weirdest shit ever, but it's not because of assimilation.

Ever been to Texas? I know a lot of LA people never actually escape LA all that much, but if you ever go, you'll see what Houston user is saying is right. Tons of cowboy culture, that's their mainstream there.

They are assimilated, just because they don't play minecraft and act exactly like you doesn't mean they're not assimilated

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I'm actually from neither place, but my observations indicate that a lot of Chicanos in Houston and Dallas copy black people, while that is less true for LA.

>boreball
I live a couple blocks from USC and we could not literally give two fucks.

t. lifelong rams fan

Everyone in America is assimilated to some degree, I'm not saying that isn't true. But this "white compatibility mode" stuff isn't quite best exemplified by Morrissey.

Why are you trying to compare the Mexican hoodrat cultures in both cities, anyway? Since you're trying to make LA's cholo culture look like admirable against literally anything else, I have to ask (especially since you just said you're not from LA).

I want to sniff a Latina ass sooo badly

Can someone just take Schwarber already? I don’t want him desu.

Too bad fag

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>houston hispanics
>not cholos

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>you now remember that Cashman tried getting Schwarber in the Chapman trade, but Theo INSISTED that Schwarber was too good to be traded

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I know this was one of you guys, but I can't prove it.

>Theo INSISTED that Schwarber was too good to be traded
The guy has been swinging and missing on almost every trade since 2016, it's kinda shocking
Wade davis was probably the lone exception

>years from starting
What, 3 years?