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Chin edition

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Women have a geocentric mindset: The world happens to them where as men tend to understand the world happens around them. This is what causes them to have such a victim complex and why they'll refuse to ever see themselves as a bad person regardless of what they do.

>woman sees a car crash
>"omg I saw this horrible car crash on the way to my job today"

>man sees car crash
>"holy shit there was this terrible car crash on the way to work today"

The female geocentric-mindset theory explains why women tend to refer to themself more frequently than men, such as in their writing styles. It's easy for a woman to pack up and leave because she can't grasp that other's lives are just as valuable and lively as hers, but rather, she consumes herself within her own life as tho she were the main character of a novel.

As we all know, the protagonist always wins, can never do anything wrong and is always the good guy.

If you can recognize and react accordingly to this geocentric thinking women tend to have, then being in a relationship can be less of a chore.

Little girls!

THAT'S A NICE CHIN

FOR ME TO PUNCH

crimson

not a girl or gay but i really enjoy the sims and dressup games

would wear women's clothes too if i could get away with it

The gf

my breakfast

a cup of hot coffee with vodka + 1 cigarette

See you all on the other side lads...

need several litres of alcohol in my stomach post haste

My breakfast
Smoked Salmon and cucumber on rye bread with fresh dill and a squeeze of lemon
Big cup of FILTERED black coffee

cigarettes don't cause cancer

Made a new start, left it all behind

whats this
what are the implications

the protagonist isn't always the good guy

cancer causes cancer

at least all the shitty parts of the planet will go

watching anime

sun flare

none

Biceps are STILL aching after an intense gym session two days ago

>yesterday
hmm

TELL
ME
IF
YOU
WANT
TO
SEE
ME
PLAY
WITH
MY
HAIR
ON
A
TV

>no creme fraishe
disgusting

pooing causes poo

any cancer man in

This is my life at the moment.

>Woke up at about 6pm yesterday
>went onto forum where I pretend to be a girl to get attention
>pretended to be with my bf IRL
>in fact I was ordering a large kebab meat and chips, plus a medium pizza
>that was about midnight
>haven't eaten or slept since then
>just drank 3 cups of tea
>will now try to stay awake until midnight by playing videogames where I'm a Japanese schoolboy with friends
>trying to fight off urge to buy a crate or two of Fosters off Amazon Now

theres a simple cure for this famalam

Massively inflated ego

fishing causes fish

crime convictions cause Australian passports

my breakfast: cornetto and some soggy crisps

went to a garden party yesterday
saw 2 kots

living the dream mate

dont knock it til youve tried it

or ill knock you out

That's a nice kitto

>2 kots
think you might've been a bit tipsy mate haha

explosions cause muslims

Druggy degenerates should be thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years

going to the shop causes cornettos

carpe diem

do you like hackadoll

kot #2

smart alec

>this is the average NEET

Being a wagie isn't much better tbqh, there's a sweet spot between not wageslaving, and being a productive, healthy member of society, it's a fine line

salmon diem

business idea: carpet shop called Carpet Diem

other way round i think

...

I only watch SoL/CGDCT anime tbqh, it makes up for the lack of socializing irl

Have a really bad hemorrhoids and it hurts like fuck

business idea: fish shop called Carp Diem

means "fish day"

studied the ol' latin in school so I did

business idea: sweet shop that only sells Dimes called Carpe Dime

Going for a SHITE

these guys are unironically some of the greatest comedic minds of this era

youtube.com/watch?v=p2w5mPMlu9g

have seen this tattooed on the wrists of at least 2 fat young women

>SoL/CGDCT
good taste (am not being ironic)

listening to a philosophy podcast on classical atomism and he's talking about modern subatomic science and he has no fucking idea what he is on about

the eeediot just tried to say that electrons are made up of quarks

saw this snake

Just watched the Moggers interview on Good Morning and fucking hell did Therese May pay for attempted political assassination or something? That was the most ridiculous interview I've seen in a long time.

Ichigo Mashimaro is unironically my favourite SoL series

not a nonce though

she is a cunt and will be remembered as the worst PM in british history

but no i dont think she would do that. She dont got the boobs

Living the life I see

>watch one alt right video and the whole suggestions page is fucked

ah yes

dangerous and downright stupid

clear history you bender nonce mong twat

Jacob Rees Mong

was it THE NORTHERN BROTHERS?

What's your favourite manga

Same for me but only with black ejaculating cocks.

dire intit

Gaycock piss Mong am i rite?

mil'woes

doing listening to EDM

cancelling world peace was the final nail in the coffin for the left

>watching from your recommendations and not your subscriptions

the jewtueb cuck

>cancelling world peace was the final nail in the coffin for the left

writing a novel about an amusement park full of cloned dinosaurs
gonna call it "Donny and the Duplicadon"

How much do you need for a deposit on a house?

>not Carpe Dino

I want to be American

Gentlemen I ask you this:
What is real.

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Judge Dredd

Cringe

My cock

8-10%

is google not working

imagine being an alt-right mong

dunno but they have one in madrid

Call it Jacob Rees-Park.

business idea: ctrl-right instead of alt-right

so that white guy went home and smoked crack and blamed the system for his own failings

...

turks and caicos gunna get got

take THAT kebab

"god she was insufferable"
every topical post about an anime post

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Any objectivists ITT?

cool snake

bet it shags like a minx

>A huge solar flare temporarily knocked out GPS communications

reminder in our lifetimes there will be a massive solar flare that will act as an EMP and render all electronics on earth useless

alri
transhumanic-objectivist here

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